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munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:14 AM
Hens lay!!!
Laying refers to an object being laid there by something else. Lying refers to something being laid by their own will.
I'm not bad lovely, how are you? Just in from a half shift at work, into uni for the afternoon, then working 5pm - 1am... Need sleep! Deffo a fan of lying of my own free will... Laid is good too tho ;)
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:16 AM
used to grab hold of my nose and think it was a door nocker form the film labarynth
That made me laugh :smt058
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/labyrinth19860305.jpg
gruntygiggles
22-10-10, 11:16 AM
Luuuudooo...saaarahhhhh
LUDO FRIEND!
On of our dogs is like Ludo!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 11:17 AM
You remind me of the man....
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:18 AM
I'm not bad lovely, how are you? Just in from a half shift at work, into uni for the afternoon, then working 5pm - 1am... Need sleep! Deffo a fan of lying of my own free will... Laid is good too tho ;)
Im fine thanks :)
Looking forward to tonight :)
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:20 AM
Im fine thanks :)
Looking forward to tonight :)
What's on the cards tonight then?
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:21 AM
Cooking for a friend then going to check out a new bar thats just opened :)
That made me laugh :smt058
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/labyrinth19860305.jpgIts true. Scared the hell out of me the 1st time she did it. The stuff she used to talk about as well. I recorded most of it :lol:
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:26 AM
I can see how it could be a bit unnerving!!!
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:27 AM
nice one, its pay day today, so i might get me some vodkas before work :D
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:31 AM
You work some funny hours Craig!
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:34 AM
i do indeed, never ever say no to a shift! Had a 7 month long summer break from uni... During which i had 10 days off... I'll take any money i can get, for doing almost any job
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:35 AM
Any job?????? :)
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:37 AM
if i can do it ;)
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:39 AM
A man of many talents then :)
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 11:42 AM
Don't you just love it when you are in the middle of a conversation with someone and they are in the huff with someone else so they just say, over the top of you, "no point in me being here, I'm going.." - erm, HELLOOOOO!!!! I'm talking to you...no? Ok, right, BYEEEEEEEE! FFS.
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:44 AM
Don't you just love it when you are in the middle of a conversation with someone and they are in the huff with someone else so they just say, over the top of you, "no point in me being here, I'm going.." - erm, HELLOOOOO!!!! I'm talking to you...no? Ok, right, BYEEEEEEEE! FFS.
Yes I do hate that! Or they just sit on the other end of the phone and sigh :smt021
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 11:44 AM
Don't you just love it when you are in the middle of a conversation with someone and they are in the huff with someone else so they just say, over the top of you, "no point in me being here, I'm going.." - erm, HELLOOOOO!!!! I'm talking to you...no? Ok, right, BYEEEEEEEE! FFS.
Whats up MBK?
Amd Helen, yes... Many talents ;)
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 11:48 AM
Nothing, just my mother being charming. I was blethering away to her and she is in the huff cos Dad hasn't appeared home for lunch, but didn't tell her and she was stomping about so I was trying to talk away to cheer her up n then she just said, whilst I was in mid sentence, that she was going.....
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 11:54 AM
I better go get some work done!
Catch ya'll later guys - Mwah xxx
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 12:05 PM
Nothing, just my mother being charming. I was blethering away to her and she is in the huff cos Dad hasn't appeared home for lunch, but didn't tell her and she was stomping about so I was trying to talk away to cheer her up n then she just said, whilst I was in mid sentence, that she was going.....
Sorry MBK, my phone's not letting me reply so fast. Sometimes its best just to let the other person cool off! Anyway its your day off, so smiles!
Maybe she just doesn't love you anymore :(
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:30 PM
Just had a shower, feel slightly more alive now! Bloody hell it's cold in here today though....not allowed to turn heating on though cos Dad flips about it! Doesn't think heating needs to be on during the day as there's no one in......EXCEPT ME MOST BLOODY DAYS AS I MAINLY WORK AT NIGHT!!!!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:30 PM
Maybe she just doesn't love you anymore :(
LOL! Thanks for that Reeder!!:smt019
Your dad doesn't love you either!
It's ok MBK :) I'm sure many people here love you!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:33 PM
My dad loves me alright, he's just typically Scottish and penny pinching!!
You just keep telling yourself that and then everything should be fine :)
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 12:35 PM
Doing much with your last wee bit of freedom then MBK?
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:35 PM
You just keep telling yourself that and then everything should be fine :)
As long as I believe it, that's all that matters!!!
As long as I believe it, that's all that matters!!!
Yes, yes it is :smt045
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 12:39 PM
I wont be on here again after Saturday............
I havnt turned the heating off for the last 5 days so I will probably be 6ft under when the parents get home :(
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:39 PM
Doing much with your last wee bit of freedom then MBK?
Going for a facial...so nothing exciting really!
Awwwww lol!
You're a tough cookie Helen. You'll be alright ;)
Going for a facial...so nothing exciting really!
Ah, getting rid of your scales as discussed yesterday :mrgreen:
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:43 PM
Ah, getting rid of your scales as discussed yesterday :mrgreen:
Absolutely!
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 12:43 PM
Going for a facial...so nothing exciting really!
A facial... I bet you're prettyful enough as is :)
I really need someone to come and rub my bum cheeks. They're really cold.
Now before you all flood and reply saying that you want to be the one to do it... I'm afraid you'll have to pm me as this is no place for a competition ;)
(I suggest you make some discusted comments as well, just to cover up how much you want to do it)
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:47 PM
A facial... I bet you're prettyful enough as is :)
Aww thanks! I need to try and sort my skin out though, really sensitive because I am so fair. It sucks!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:47 PM
I really need someone to come and rub my bum cheeks. They're really cold.
Now before you all flood and reply saying that you want to be the one to do it... I'm afraid you'll have to pm me as this is no place for a competition ;)
(I suggest you make some discusted comments as well, just to cover up how much you want to do it)
you are unbelievable!
you are unbelievable!
Why, thank you :)
Wideboy
22-10-10, 12:50 PM
heated grips working = check, nasty shiftlight got rid of = check, exup rattle fixed = check
the thunderace is almost ready!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 12:52 PM
Do heated grips actually work? Or do your fingers still get baltic?
munkygunn182
22-10-10, 12:54 PM
I wont be on here again after Saturday............
I havnt turned the heating off for the last 5 days so I will probably be 6ft under when the parents get home :(
Awft just get the Scottish division of .org down... we'll all wear kilts and shout n stuff, and be really stereotypically "Braveheart", then your parents will be scared, and you'll still be alive. Best plan of the day!
Wideboy
22-10-10, 12:54 PM
i duno yet, they work on teh SV but they are modern ones, thuderace has old style ones on there, they started getting warmer so at least they are no working but not sure how hot they will go, SV ones go red hot you have to turn them down sometimes as they start to hurt
I just tend to stick my fingers in a preheated oven @ 200 degrees for approximately 10-15mins before a ride, and they tend to stay feeling warm for up to three hours.
roll on 4.30 get me out of here :rolleyes:
:smt026 I've got an interview!
After a week of praying I would as I know i can do the job I have got one!
Milky Bar Kid
22-10-10, 01:00 PM
I'm off for some pampering! Laters!
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 01:01 PM
Hi Bib, Tara and Lily.
Lily - Good luck at the interview :)
MBK - Have fun :)
Wideboy
22-10-10, 01:01 PM
:smt026 I've got an interview!
After a week of praying I would as I know i can do the job I have got one!
good news linseedington
sup bibibibiobiobio
roll on 4.30 get me out of here :rolleyes:
I know the feeling my love! :D
:smt026 I've got an interview!
After a week of praying I would as I know i can do the job I have got one!
Yay! Go go power Lily!
afnoon organs.
YO
I'm off for some pampering! Laters!
Later x
thank you all! Just over a week to prepare for it!
Any afternoon all... think I may hang out in here this afternoon! :D
i love having kids..... get to the shop for lunch. heheheheheeeeee my own personal slaves.
yey the company of lilykins
I like kids :) I couldn't eat a whole one though
I like children to... I am looking forward to my nieces' 2nd birthday party on sunday!
Wideboy
22-10-10, 01:09 PM
i cant wait until Halloween, them little ****s aren't going t o know what's hit them muhahaha
I like children to... I am looking forward to my nieces' 2nd birthday party on sunday!
I'm going to become an uncle in a matter of weeks :) felt my sister's baby move for the first time last night. Was really scarey!
I'm going to become an uncle in a matter of weeks :) felt my sister's baby move for the first time last night. Was really scarey!
i was going to post an innuendo but i have turned a new leaf.
I'm going to become an uncle in a matter of weeks :) felt my sister's baby move for the first time last night. Was really scarey!
trust me it only seems like yesterday my sister was having Eden! And now she is rabbiting on to Aunty Zee Zee everytime I see her... I think in a couple of months I will really start to understand what she is saying! :p
Probably the right move if it was going to involve me and my sister...
;)
trust me it only seems like yesterday my sister was having Eden! And now she is rabbiting on to Aunty Zee Zee everytime I see her... I think in a couple of months I will really start to understand what she is saying! :p
Eeeek. I love little kids, they amuse me greatly.
I do appreciate being able to hand them back to their parents though at the end of the day!
:smt026 I've got an interview!
After a week of praying I would as I know i can do the job I have got one!
Yay thats cool good luck
when was your birthday lily? Happy birthday if i missed it
I like children to... I am looking forward to my nieces' 2nd birthday party on sunday!
aw bless we had a birthday party for Ryan on Saturday very cute
It was back at the start of May Tara.
And Reeder its lovely to hand them back... you get all the best bit of not telling them off etc
It was back at the start of May Tara.
And Reeder its lovely to hand them back... you get all the best bit of not telling them off etc
ah OK i saw the cake in your avatar - looks yummy
I've been feeling pretty rubbish all week due to a typically hurrendous bout of man flu (honestly it was that bad ;) ).
Now I feel pretty good and I'm in a good mood.
What's everyone got planned for the weekend? Spill the beans. Dish out the invites!
out and about Sat (day off) then back to the grind Sun.
Where abouts are you going to go dear bib?
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:00 PM
Human company tonight :D:D:D:D:D
Ferrets cleaned, fed and watered, house clean.
Now to go shopping and make myself pretty(ish) :D
It was back at the start of May Tara.
And Reeder its lovely to hand them back... you get all the best bit of not telling them off etc
oh them days are gone for me i get him handed to me now :lol:
Yay human company! Something I could only wish for tonight :( HOWEVER tomorrow I do get the pleasure :D
down to my mates engineering unit then visit friends/brother.
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:13 PM
down to my mates engineering unit then visit friends/brother.
Hope you have a nice time darling :D
Tonight i dont know what to do. I went out last night, felt ok at the start then felt ruff as the evening went on. Dunno. Stay in, or go and oggle the women of Beckenham. One day i may even talk to one of them!! :lol:
tonight in might share a bottle of wine see how i feel just be glad to get home i think tonight
tomorrow maybe shopping seen some boots i want from office but need to see if i can walk in them first (god how old am I? - i know v i know)
sunday falc is working and the inlaws will be coming round at some point
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:18 PM
Ive just had the police round at mine.
The garden centre next door was broken into and loads of fireworks were stolen.
The alram was going off but it goes off all the time so I just ignored it :-?
Why do these things happen when Im in the house on my own!
Tonight i dont know what to do. I went out last night, felt ok at the start then felt ruff as the evening went on. Dunno. Stay in, or go and oggle the women of Beckenham. One day i may even talk to one of them!! :lol:
I'm much the same. Will look, but very rarely have the balls to talk to.
Just do it though man, there's nothing to lose :D
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:26 PM
Just do it though man, there's nothing to lose :D
Apart from pride and selfworth ;)
the bibster is a happppppy bunny right now. now go back about your business. that is all.
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:27 PM
the bibster is a happppppy bunny right now. now go back about your business. that is all.
Good to hear :)
Apart from pride and selfworth ;)
That doesn't help!
Ive just had the police round at mine.
The garden centre next door was broken into and loads of fireworks were stolen.
The alram was going off but it goes off all the time so I just ignored it :-?
Why do these things happen when Im in the house on my own!A similar thing happened near me a few weeks agao. They nicked a load of fireworks, and some batteries of all things. They causght them and it was found to be two blokes. The let the firework guy off and charged the bloke who stole the batteries!
T, your not old. Dont know whatever would have give you that idea :)
I'm much the same. Will look, but very rarely have the balls to talk to.
Just do it though man, there's nothing to lose :D
Apart from pride and selfworth ;)Exactly, see a woman who knows what us men go through.
Reedz, its your nail varnish mate. Mines my face!
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:36 PM
Exactly, see a woman who knows what us men go through.
Reedz, its your nail varnish mate. Mines my face!
Awww V, I didnt mean you :mrgreen: :smt058
come on guys have confidence you will never know otherwise
minimorecambe
22-10-10, 02:37 PM
Right time to put the apron on and get my wooden spoon out. :)
Bubye xxx
:lol: Rejection is a cruel thing Tara. It hurts. I mean we are only flesh and bone you know *Weeps* ;)
hey Vman when you get as ugly as me m8 then you start to worry.
When! When i was born, they slaped the midwife
gruntygiggles
22-10-10, 02:43 PM
Hey Tara, how are you?
Exactly, see a woman who knows what us men go through.
Reedz, its your nail varnish mate. Mines my face!
Well just show them that you're a kind caring person then, and they won't be able to help to like you :)
I know I'm only 22, but I've not been single for more than 2 months since I was 14. My decent relationships have always come from being friends with the person first :D
Cheryllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
gruntygiggles
22-10-10, 02:45 PM
Vineyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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