The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Quedos]

SK - there's always red light involved with Blythswood its well known. even the red lights in the windows were put there as a nod to the ladies of the night

[benji106]

Afternoon all, roll on 5.30. supposed to be going out tonight but just properly fooked my ankle playing footy at lunchtime so Im gonna be limping round feeling sorry for myself, at least until I get a few pints down me! what is everyone up to tonight and the rest of the weekend?

[Sally]

Sportsmans dinner tonight, Ray Parlour is the guest speaker!

Can't wait!! :drunken:

[minimorecambe]

Ryvita thins + jelly beans = perfect tea :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Do I want to know what u do at 4am?

Showing you students how to do it properly on a weekly basis! :drunken:

4am indeed ;)

MBK hasn't seen what I do at 4am yet ;)

Can't wait for tonight! Get to suit up and hit town!

Rawr ;) :smt040



Sent from my mobile telefenone

[Sally]

Q knows...

[Bibio]

busy in here tonight........................................... .

[minimorecambe]

Hi Bibikins :smt058

How are you?

[Bibio]

i is fine. hows you?

[minimorecambe]

Aye Im not too bad thanks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-12652730 - about 2 minutes away from my house :-?

[Bibio]

hhhhhmmmmmm. not nice.

we had a mysterious death across the road from my youngest's school this week.

[minimorecambe]

This is also right across the road from my old primary school.

From the sounds of it he killed his wife, then himself :(

A bit too close to home.

[Bibio]

think there is going to be a lot more cases like this with all the lay-offs that are happening. some folk just cant handle being poor.

way that i look at it, i cant get any poorer so the only way is up... lol

[minimorecambe]

I am pretty much the same Bib but I am poor through my own doing.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Evening. Helen, that's not nice, spesh not so close to home.

[munkygunn182]

Good evening all!

[minimorecambe]

Hi Nic, Hi Craig :)

As awful and selfish as it sounds, I am glad it isnt someone who was just found murdered as then there is a fear for everyones safety in the area.

[munkygunn182]

Not really selfish thinking :p

Not in wideland this weekend?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hi Nic, Hi Craig :)

As awful and selfish as it sounds, I am glad it isnt someone who was just found murdered as then there is a fear for everyones safety in the area.


Nah not selfish at all. Completely understand that thinking!

[minimorecambe]

Not really selfish thinking :razz:

Not in wideland this weekend?

No :( I am at work all weekend unfortunately.
Cant wait till the end of April - I am off work for pretty much 2 months :D

Nah not selfish at all. Completely understand that thinking!

I just hope there aren't any kids involved, but I dont think they had kids

[munkygunn182]

2 months off? Not bad at all! 2 weeks on monday i finish uni til september... bring it on!

I see you lurking there smithers!

[minimorecambe]

They are all my hliday used for the year though.
Just works out that everything has fallen at the same time of year so I am only in work for about 5 shifts in 2 months :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

2 months off would be awesome!

[minimorecambe]

They are a pretty jam packed 2 months aswell :D

But no more time off for me until next January :(

[munkygunn182]

What you got planned for your 2 months of freedom then?

[andrewsmith]

drink drink drink and deportation?

[minimorecambe]

ARTNW, Orlando and Miami for 2 weeks, my Sisters wedding, and other things that are not to be mentioned yet :)

[munkygunn182]

Orlando, im jealous! I'll be over next summer doing my pilots licence :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Anybody about?

I'm trying to find some boots I saw but don't know what kind they were. They looked like these but not exactly the same
http://www.catfootwear.com/UK/en-GB/Product.mvc.aspx/MS-B/17658M/0/Mens/Style/Boot/Mens/Certus-Hi

[Wideboy]

Gooooogd morning Vietnam

[DarrenSV650S]

What you doin up wideload? It's way past your bedtime

[Bluefish]

wakey wakey

[andrewsmith]

-E3oBwwDlL4

[Bluefish]

;)

[Sally]

Hey all :)

[munkygunn182]

yereeeet

[BernardBikerchick]

ultra ultra pog hmmmmmm !!!

[BernardBikerchick]

:spiderman::spiderman::spiderman:......... is fast asleep on me awwwwwwwwwwwwwww:colors:

[munkygunn182]

imma getting druuuuuunk!

[Bibio]

i have a new name for andrewsmith.

SPANNER.

he knows why........

:smt040

[andrewsmith]

i have a new name for andrewsmith.

SPANNER.

he knows why........

:smt040


:smt011:smt011:smt011:smt067

Cue abuse from wideload and Andrew 'Pink gin' Reeder

got ur msg cheers!
Alright anyways

[Bibio]

tiz ok m8. we all make mistakes, just some more than others. lol

all done and boxed will post 2moz.

[andrewsmith]

cheers

ur implying the sump plug before winter

[Bibio]

what you have cacked up a sump plug to?

[andrewsmith]

snapped that in october.

trip to the dealers in the back of the van and £100 poorer

[Bibio]

what is it with peeps on this forum snapping and stripping plugs of either description.

[andrewsmith]

what is it with peeps on this forum snapping and stripping plugs of either description.

its not that, we just admit to it

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)

[Bibio]

i can honestly say that i have never ever done it. nor have i crossed threaded on either.

[Bibio]

hey sexy.

[Bluefish]

hey sexy.

hi mate ;)

[minimorecambe]

How are we all today?

[andrewsmith]

not bad

happy the bike is together and working

[Bibio]

hi mate ;)

not often you get called sexy. but i supose a compliment is a compliment and your welcome. :smt080

[andrewsmith]

you scots will s**g anything

[Bibio]

you scots will s**g anything

yup. just ask Sally :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

Yep!!!

your avatar picture is wrong, it need to be about another 90 miles south!!!!

[Bibio]

nope, the avatar is perfect m8.

[DarrenSV650S]

Where's the Alps in that?

[Bibio]

the alps are full of foreign signage and you have to drive on the wrong side of the road.

[andrewsmith]

the isle of man is biking heaven

[Bibio]

for a while till you get board of the same roads.

[andrewsmith]

nope, the avatar is perfect m8.

i qoute this


Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.

[DarrenSV650S]

the isle of man is biking heaven

No way. It's fun but even the loop gets boring when you have to keep slowing down for the 30mph's

[Bibio]

sometime in the summer and you have a spare weekend i will indulge you to come up here and have a break. this will include camping, drinking and biking.

i will of course come and get you at the border as you might get too exited and loose your way on our fine roads.

[andrewsmith]

i may take you up on that.

Just have to see how works goes, as the job i'm on ends next week :(

[Bibio]

as the job i'm on ends next week :(

thats a bit crap m8. soz to hear that :(

[andrewsmith]

just see what comes out of the agency next.

making noises with the agency tomorrow

[minimorecambe]

sometime in the summer and you have a spare weekend i will indulge you to come up here and have a break. this will include camping, drinking and biking.

i will of course come and get you at the border as you might get too exited and loose your way on our fine roads.

Can a little lady come play too?

[Bibio]

i supose you could. i might even let you bring that oaf of a boyfriend of yours :smt037

[minimorecambe]

Does he have to come? :p ;)

[andrewsmith]

we could always leave him tied to a lamppost

[Bibio]

no. but i feel he might since i'm about :smt080

[Bibio]

better still a lamppost in Aberdeen

[minimorecambe]

A taser may be more affective :p

[andrewsmith]

when sally is on the drink

[Bibio]

A taser may be more affective :p

i'm immune to those devices :smt112

[Bibio]

when sally is on the drink

we would have to put him in a white cardigan for him to be interested.

[andrewsmith]

a tazer while tied to a lamppost naked in Aberdeen in December on a Saturday night

[minimorecambe]

I will bring the dog then :p

[Bibio]

tiz not the blokes you have to be afraid of up there its the women, they are gamer that those on the game.

[Bibio]

nope that aint gong to work either as dogs love me.

[minimorecambe]

Right well if he wont come then I will stay in Morecambe on my own :(

[andrewsmith]

nope that aint gong to work either as dogs love me.

ok how about we insert one of these bad boys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhut_Jolokia_chili_pepper

[minimorecambe]

Where exactly are you wishing to insert said pepper?????

[Bibio]

no you can come. i will be on my bestest behaviour iz promise.

[minimorecambe]

Yay :D

I like the Northern lands :)

[andrewsmith]

Where exactly are you wishing to insert said pepper?????

I mean tie Bib to a lamppost as ram the said chilli were the sun doesn't shine

[Bibio]

kinky.....

[andrewsmith]

I'd say eye watering

[minimorecambe]

On that note I think I will go to my sick bed.

Goodnight :smt058

[andrewsmith]

night helen :kiss:

[Bibio]

night Helen. sweet dreams.

[andrewsmith]

reet am off

start graft at 8 :(

[Bibio]

night andy

[Quedos]

Morning all

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/monday-morning.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Morning Q :)

[widepants]

back at you

[andrewsmith]

meh

I'll be dotting in and out as I'm quiet at work today

[Tara]

morning - hectic weekend glad to be back at work for a rest :rolleyes: