The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Holdup]

merry easter

[Wideboy]

shut up james

its rather chilly today

[Holdup]

i wasnt saying merry easter to you

ive been and got myself some kopapapapapapapapapaberg :D

[Wideboy]

i said shut up! what part of shut up do you not understand?

[Venom]

merry easter

Happy Hannukkah


its rather chilly today

I've been inside wrapped in a duvet. :D

[Venom]

i said shut up! what part of shut up do you not understand?

Gav, be nice!

[Holdup]

Ignore him i do

[minimorecambe]

Now now play nice :)

Hi James :)

[Holdup]

Hi Helen

Hi Venom

Gav **** off

:D

[Venom]

I've been listening to Simple Minds on youtube, Alive and Kicking hehehe

[Wideboy]

no one ignores the almighty gav!!

[Venom]

Anyway, so only Holdup and MM here to amuse me. ;)

[minimorecambe]

I am not here to amuse you Venom - I am here to amuse myself :)

[Venom]

I am not here to amuse you Venom - I am here to amuse myself :)

selfish! [-(

Holdup, be my muse!

[anna]

afternoon all

[Venom]

Hi Anna! :D

[anna]

Hey Gary, Im just scouting the interweb wonders before I go and make some sweet and sour pork for dinner.

[andrewsmith]

evening. Meh is the word of the day

[anna]

meh is always a good word.

[Holdup]

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-party-smileys-486.gif

[andrewsmith]

yep so is cba

[minimorecambe]

An hour and a half la lala lala

[andrewsmith]

party party party?

[minimorecambe]

Lazy night for me tonight because I'm struggling to walk as it is.

[andrewsmith]

aw whats happened hun

[minimorecambe]

I tried to break my foot..... :p

[andrewsmith]

I tried to break my foot..... :p

not good

:kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Nope but it isn't broken so all is good in the land of me :)

[andrewsmith]

good good *hugs*

[Holdup]

:-s

[minimorecambe]

What's the face for HU??

[Holdup]

:smt039

waiting for my alcofrols to get colder

[Holdup]

Mini check the "you and your bike" thread

[minimorecambe]

Helen wants alcoholic beverages :(

[minimorecambe]

Mini check the "you and your bike" thread

Lol the man might like cider :-?

[Holdup]

Helen wants alcoholic beverages :(

finish work and you can :D

[minimorecambe]

45 minutes to go :)

[Holdup]

how long you been at work?

[minimorecambe]

Been here since 7:30am. Same again tomorrow

[andrewsmith]

borred borred bored borred

hfjGRBFd7mQ

[Holdup]

ouuuch

[andrewsmith]

Been here since 7:30am. Same again tomorrow

think of the money tho

[minimorecambe]

Yeh I am :) I'm used to long shifts

[Holdup]

so its near enough a 12 hour shift

[minimorecambe]

Yup

[Holdup]

25 mintes

[DarrenSV650S]

Just as well it's not real work

[andrewsmith]

*runs for cover*

[minimorecambe]

Just as well it's not real work

:smt071

[Holdup]

oh no she didnt

[minimorecambe]

Ahh bugger this I'm going home. Tatty bye x

[DarrenSV650S]

tut skiver

[Holdup]

7 minutes yet!

[Holdup]

strawberry and lime kopapapaberg = win! :D

[andrewsmith]

to sickily HU

got Hoegarrrrrrrrden tonight

[Sally]

Corona :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Blackcurrent juice

[andrewsmith]

get the beer out mate!!

Better for you than Pringles

[Holdup]

paranormal activity

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't have any drink here anyway

[minimorecambe]

Finally I can sit down and relax :)

[Holdup]

no you cant go fetch me some munch please biatch
















































only joking about the biatch part but the munch thing still stands :thumright: :kiss:

[andrewsmith]

bonjour MM

just hurt HU

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 Andy

HU - No :)

[Holdup]

:cry:

[andrewsmith]

:smt039 Andy

HU - No :)

:kiss: :)

[Venom]

*Fetches HU some munch*

That'll be £10 service charge please :)

[andrewsmith]

Venom only £10 your selling yourself short mate

mine would be £200

[Venom]

Venom only £10 your selling yourself short mate

mine would be £200

nah, it's a special introductory offer.

Normally my services command a fee of £1000

[minimorecambe]

Did he not use his introductory offer with the hot chocolate??

[andrewsmith]

thats an extra isn't it

[Venom]

The hot chocolate goes on the monthly bill.

Andy Do you want to see my list of extras ;)

[andrewsmith]

if i can pay you with nothing yes

[Holdup]

*hands over £10 note*

[munkygunn182]

Evening one and all!

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 Craig

[Venom]

if i can pay you with nothing yes

you can pay me in kind

[Sally]

Hey all! I hate x factor!

[andrewsmith]

I'll pass Venom

[Venom]

Hey all! I hate x factor!

ditto

[minimorecambe]

Hey all! I hate x factor!

Same here :)

[andrewsmith]

Hey all! I hate x factor!

:winner:

[Holdup]

and meeeeee

[Sally]

Thank god its over, bloody women wanting to watch that p!sh!

[Venom]

I think it's quicker for people to say they like Xfactor or we'll be here all night agreeing

[andrewsmith]

I think it's quicker for people to say they like Xfactor or we'll be here all night agreeing

get your coat and pick a window

[munkygunn182]

get your coat and pick a window

Preferrably a window on an upper floor, overlooking the river.

[Venom]

get your coat and pick a window

This one please.

http://blogs.reuters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/WIndow%20cleaner.jpg

[andrewsmith]

I dont want that job

[minimorecambe]

Wash my windows while you are at it Venom.
I think half the beach is on them aftert the wind the other night

[Venom]

Wash my windows while you are at it Venom.
I think half the beach is on them aftert the wind the other night

You do know the cost of my services?

[minimorecambe]

I may need a more detailed list but I don't like cleaning windows and I havnt got a very good head for heights

[Venom]

Cleaning windows is £15 a hour plus free cups of tea. and equipment needed

[minimorecambe]

That will do me :) I make a damn good brew

How long will it take you to do 13 windows, over 3 floors?

[Holdup]

and a sandwich

[Venom]

and a sandwich


a proper sandwich

[DarrenSV650S]

I am now in procession of cider :D

[Holdup]

a proper sandwich

chicken and bacon please

I am now in procession of cider :D

almost drunk my 2nd bottle :(

[minimorecambe]

a proper sandwich

You cant add to the list!!!!

But OK a sandwich I can do :)

[Wideboy]

a breakfast bap!