The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Milky Bar Kid]

not selling the sv silly :rolleyes: put to much time into it



pfft everyone knows im a perv! you fail....... or maybe you win :smt002


giggedy

Lol, that remains to be seen!:shock:

[Wideboy]

i thought i did on sat in the laybye.............. oh were we keeping that quiet??

[Milky Bar Kid]

Damn, was that what that was? It all happened so quick I forgot about it!

[Wideboy]

rohypnal........ my best friend

[Milky Bar Kid]

If that is what you used, then how comes I managed to stay on the bike? Plus, it lasts longer than 15 seconds....

[Wideboy]

bike??!?! 15secs?!!? wtf are you on about, you must have been out of it for ages we did all that on the friday

[Milky Bar Kid]

bike??!?! 15secs?!!? wtf are you on about, you must have been out of it for ages we did all that on the friday

CHERYL!! TELL HIM!!!

Anyway, either way, it wasn't very memorable...:smt015

[gruntygiggles]

OMG - moviesformen at the moment Sky323 is quite simple the funniest thing I've seen on thr box for years. Not because it's good, but because it is frankly, the very worst acting we have ever seen!

[Milky Bar Kid]

OMG - moviesformen at the moment Sky323 is quite simple the funniest thing I've seen on thr box for years. Not because it's good, but because it is frankly, the very worst acting we have ever seen!

Standby your beds while I turn it on....

[Wideboy]

is it a porno? sounds dodgy

[andrewsmith]

evening orgers.

what cha you all up to??

[DarrenSV650S]

cha cha cha

[gruntygiggles]

Oh it's dodgy Gav. It must have been made for a grand.

[Holdup]

ole?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Gavin is not ginger and he is awesome. There. Nice things said. LOL

[Wideboy]

i know

[Milky Bar Kid]

And you really are modest!

[Wideboy]

your forgot sexy as **** with a ripped body

[andrewsmith]

your forgot sexy as **** with a ripped body

and I'm a strongman

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL Mr Smith!

[Wideboy]

wow really?? i am actually seksy as **** and ripped so you must be a strongman

nice to meet you!

[andrewsmith]

wow really?? i am actually seksy as **** and ripped so you must be a strongman

nice to meet you!

you sure??

http://www.btinternet.com/~philip.j.wright/glenrosspage_files/image004.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Its cold :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Yup. Heater on again.

Where's my foot spa?

[minimorecambe]

No heating for me. Cant be bothered with the fire and its too hot with radiators so I am swamped in blankets!!

No footspa either, its at the back of the cupboard too high for me to reach Im afraid :(

[Holdup]

where did andrew go

[minimorecambe]

to woek on his strongman act?????

[widepants]

evening peeps

[Wideboy]

im a pikey that never puts the heating on, when i was living at my mates house last year we just lef the neighbours heat the hose up as it was terres house

[Wideboy]

evening peeps

oh ffs, the imitator

[minimorecambe]

I am always cold no matter what the weather.
Need thermals!

[DarrenSV650S]

I use lots of heat because I don't pay for it and my joints are bad in the cold

[andrewsmith]

well that cumbria MM always cauld

[Holdup]

Why are women always cold?

Darren you sound old

[minimorecambe]

Im not in Cumbria!!!

[widepants]

Why are women always cold?

Darren you sound old
you been getting in bed with the wrong ones?

[minimorecambe]

you been getting in bed with the wrong ones?

:shock: :rolleyes:

[widepants]

wo hooo time to get the beers in ,my biffday tomorrow

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh my joints are crap. Always click and crack

[minimorecambe]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow xx

Same here Darren, Im 23 and the bones are 50 year in front of me!

[Wideboy]

wo hooo time to get the beers in ,my biffday tomorrow

you gona fecking ignore me then??

you bday? i was round yours on your last bday

[andrewsmith]

Im not in Cumbria!!!

true morecambe is south of cumbria

[andrewsmith]

wo hooo time to get the beers in ,my biffday tomorrow

Happy birthday mate!

Bender in operation now?

[widepants]

you gona fecking ignore me then??

you bday? i was round yours on your last bday
hi luver ....were u :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

All of Morecambe is in Lancashire.

[DarrenSV650S]

Happy birthday for tomoz widepants!!

You should start your own thread wishing yourself happy birthday :lol:

[Wideboy]

hi luver ....were u :rolleyes:

yeah i was and you never bluddy said it was your birthday you pleb head

[Wideboy]

Happy birthday for tomoz widepants!!

You should start your own thread wishing yourself happy birthday :lol:

what like someone did :rolleyes:

[Milky Bar Kid]

what like someone did :rolleyes:

the day before it was even their birthday.....that was just...........odd:confused:

[widepants]

Happy birthday for tomoz widepants!!

You should start your own thread wishing yourself happy birthday :lol:
and then walk round with a banner saying "LOOK AT ME"
no frickin chance=;

[widepants]

the day before it was even their birthday.....that was just...........odd:confused:
you can think it but shouldnt say it shhhhh:kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

Glad it wasn't just me

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nah Darren, a few people have mentioned it now!

[widepants]

can someone wish me a haippy biffday and then I dont look a toon pls

[minimorecambe]

:rolleyes:Its my birthday in 7 months and 27 days - just so you all know!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Is it today or tomorrow? I'll start one for you

[DarrenSV650S]

:rolleyes:Its my birthday in 7 months and 27 days - just so you all know!!

oooooh I'm gonna start a thread!

"Happy birthday to mini in 7 months and 27 days!!!"

[Milky Bar Kid]

done

[DarrenSV650S]

2 threads lol

[Wideboy]

wtf you stole my thread!

[Holdup]

Happy christmas

[DarrenSV650S]

Merry xmas you pillock

[andrewsmith]

Happy Hannica all

[Holdup]

Merry xmas you pillock

happy chinese new year

[minimorecambe]

Happy Hanukkah

[Milky Bar Kid]

happy bedtime.....

[DarrenSV650S]

Congratulations on the new baby

[widepants]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[widepants]

who is going to fetch me some beer

[andrewsmith]

haha
I'm off to drop the kids off at the pool!!

[minimorecambe]

DO what I do and have a fridge next to where you are :D

[andrewsmith]

or buy one of these

http://www.lazyboy.co.uk/Lazyboy%20-%20La-Z-Boy%20Football.htm

[widepants]

fridge empty of beer and kids in bed so all is shhhhhhhhhhh

[DarrenSV650S]

or buy one of these

http://www.lazyboy.co.uk/Lazyboy%20-%20La-Z-Boy%20Football.htm

I want one of them so much


Every time I watch friends I go online and see how much they cost

[minimorecambe]

How much are they? Not that I want one, they are ugly blooming things

[DarrenSV650S]

Too much


I think it's close to a grand

[minimorecambe]

Screw that!
Just get a smeg in the lounge!

[Wideboy]

Screw that!
Just get a smeg in the lounge!

ahah she said smeg

[minimorecambe]

ahah she said smeg

Boys :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

lol !!!

smeg

[andrewsmith]

Screw that!
Just get a smeg in the lounge!

haha
RXKlC8ph7mM

[minimorecambe]

Wondered how long it would be before a Red Dwarf reference appeared :)

[widepants]

children pffft

[DarrenSV650S]

bwahahahahahh red dwarf kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!

[andrewsmith]

I thought i'd be beaten on it LOL

[Holdup]

wheres TON

[DarrenSV650S]

I was thinking about it, but didn't think anyone would know what I was on about

[andrewsmith]

hahaha

TON aint been loitering for a few days HU

[DarrenSV650S]

awwwwwwwwwwww yeeeaaaaaaaa a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs just for me

[minimorecambe]

Mmmm havnt had hobnobs in ages

[metalhead19]

Good morning.

And am now craving choc hobnobs......cheers Darren

[Reeder]

I went to the pub and consumed 2k calories in just two packets of pork scratchings, a kit kat and a mars bar.
GO ME!

[metalhead19]

hang on.....you went to the pub and 1) counted the calories 2) not only counted the calories, but from the food not the beer?!

[Holdup]

Ive found a bike :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:SD:FD::D:D:D:D

i wanna go see it

[Milky Bar Kid]

What is it HU?

[Holdup]

ZX6R 636 C6F on a 07 plate, its looks mint, gunna give him a call now

[widepants]

What is it HU?
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:jvvX1xmsZt0nXM:http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%2520Directories/Honda%2520Bikes/images/Honda-C50-1.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%2520Directories/Honda%2520Bikes/images/Honda-C50-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%2520Directories/Honda%2520Bikes/pages/Honda-C50.htm&usg=__v_LqRtOaZGGbDnWWxcM0ItGJKHQ=&h=450&w=600&sz=57&hl=en&start=2&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=jvvX1xmsZt0nXM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3DC%2B50%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dof f%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1)

[Wideboy]

aye its the 55yr old birthday slapper

[Holdup]

he's out the country, then the ****ing postwoman turned up so trying to deal with her whilst talking to the bloke on the phone! might whack a bid on it

[Milky Bar Kid]

Think I might have a little sleep before getting ready for work.