The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

I have enough flipping pets thankyou!!!! :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Mini is the pet shop. I just ordered a ferret

[Bibio]

no 'pet shopping' as in pet shop boys.

[DarrenSV650S]

Riiiiiiiiiight :-s

[minimorecambe]

Riiiiiiiiiight :-s

My sentiments exactly :)

[munkygunn182]

Afternoon all! How's things? The 2 beers I had at 3pm look to be the downfall of my night! Mega tired now, and can't drive anywhere! Silly Munky!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey munk. Where would you drive if you could?

[minimorecambe]

Evening Craig :)

[Wideboy]

sup crackers how be all didlling

i didn't know you could post animals?

[minimorecambe]

Hi Gav :D

You can if you pack em up real good so they cant move - that way no-one knows ;)
Obviously post them first class though so they are not in there for too long

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi Gav

Neither did I. But that sicko mini has shoved a ferret in to an envelope

[Wideboy]

wtf you two are weird!..... im guessing its been sent by special courier

[minimorecambe]

Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :)

Nah special courier costs far too much!!

[Wideboy]

what have you done then?

[minimorecambe]

Put it in an envelope.
Its a padded one :D

[munkygunn182]

Hey munk. Where would you drive if you could?

Anywhere at all!

[Wideboy]

Put it in an envelope.
Its a padded one :D


stop being silly, you are silly people, oh how silly, you're silly
http://www.familyguyfiles.com/epimages/1ACX08-Peter-Peter-Caviar-Eater.avi_000365407.jpg

[minimorecambe]

:mrgreen:

[Bibio]

howdoooo my lovelys.

[Wideboy]

sup mr lance vance

[Holdup]

Yellow

[Bibio]

ooohhhh its getting busy....

nowt mr wideload. just chillin after my chilli.

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

[andrewsmith]

Green

rAusVsL7xUY

[Bibio]

hahahahaaa i had a blue one of those

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning

[Bibio]

quick hide its the police.....

evnin milky.

[minimorecambe]

Hi MBK and Andy :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Don't worry, not awake enough to be chasing crims!

[Holdup]

I got called a c u next tuesday by a 9 year old today

comical

[munkygunn182]

Morning, Afternoon and Evening MBK :)

[Bibio]

why?

[andrewsmith]

evening MBK Just been giggling at the vid i posted

[Holdup]

cus he was some little pikey **** from some pikey family in a pikey area not to far from my work where unfortuantly the local post office is located and thats the only reason he needed

but he cant of been any older than 9

kids these days :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

HU do you like dags?

[Holdup]

DOGS?

yes i like DOGS

[Bibio]

full story...

[Bibio]

anyways i had better go and give my gimp a good seeing to... later peeps.

[Wideboy]

evening MBK Just been giggling at the vid i posted

that was quality, wish i was rich

sup nic

[Wideboy]

bye bye mr lance vance

[andrewsmith]

bye bye WB

[Milky Bar Kid]

not much Gav....(not gonna steal your line again)!

I think I need sugary things....

[munkygunn182]

Red Bull! It gives you things!

[Reeder]

Hi gav

[Holdup]

full story...

I went to ride away he goes "oi mate" i gnored him he goes "oi mate, ya c u next tuesday!"

bye bye Bibio

Corrected

[Wideboy]

bye bye WB im not going anywhere you crazy fool :smt104

not much Gav....(not gonna steal your line again)!

I think I need sugary things....

eat some warm sugary milk..... makes you hypo

[Wideboy]

Hi gav

hey babe :smt008

[minimorecambe]

I want a trampoline

[Reeder]

Yay, kfc is here!

[Holdup]

Oh?

Who is he then?

;)

[Wideboy]

the kernel!

[DarrenSV650S]

There's a new kfc getting built near me. Should be finished next week. Yum yum yum :D

[Wideboy]

no yum yum, they make you ill

[minimorecambe]

Yack, horrible place

Bath time :) Ciao

[Milky Bar Kid]

I love KFC but I have a right notion for fish and chips tonight¬

[DarrenSV650S]

no yum yum, they make you ill

No they make you full and hyper

[Wideboy]

no >>>THIS PLACE<<< (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=southampton+west+end&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=18.598503,39.506836&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=West+End,+Southampton,+United+Kingdom&ll=50.928912,-1.343468&spn=0.001207,0.002411&z=19&layer=c&cbll=50.928921,-1.343719&panoid=ByDTYuvpl4lGSePpYgoqBQ&cbp=12,20.6,,1,4.19) place is the best...... i live there

[DarrenSV650S]

Their sandwiches are ok I guess

[Wideboy]

no place next door

[Reeder]

Oh?

Who is he then?

;)

Your dad

[Holdup]

Whos the funny one then

[Wideboy]

haha, reeder is

[Holdup]

Not really

he's just in a moody cus he cant take a joke

[Wideboy]

ok laydays calm down

[Wideboy]

anyone know where you can get the yoke bolt ram mounts for sat navs?

[Holdup]

yoke bolt ram mount shop

tried ebay?

[andrewsmith]

wb think there is a thread on them on here. Have a search mate

[Wideboy]

yoke bolt ram mount shop

tried ebay?[/QUOTE

yes ebay is full of over priced crap

[QUOTE=andrewsmith;2407947]wb think there is a thread on them on here. Have a search mate
will do, i was going to make one

[Reeder]

Sorry gay boy, what joke can't I take?

[minimorecambe]

Back with smahooooooooooooooooooth legs :D :p

[Holdup]

Sorry gay boy, what joke can't I take?

I didnt say anything about your family though did i

[Reeder]

I didnt say anything about your family though did i

Excuse me?
I thought it was your dad delivering my kfc. Can't you take a joke? :)

[Holdup]

Clearly i cant

[minimorecambe]

Have you two quite finished??

[Holdup]

no

[andrewsmith]

time to do a mod-swing

take it to PM!!!

[Holdup]

shh you

[andrewsmith]

shh you

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[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/3460vo9.jpg

[Wideboy]

i trust james, young james proved himself by sucking my c.....

fook it im going to go see if i can utilize my sv mount to fit

[andrewsmith]

gqoTFHbU8aU

[Reeder]

Have you two quite finished??

I never started :) it's just gayup getting his thong in a twist

[DarrenSV650S]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/b/wrongthong.jpg

[Holdup]

when people involve my family i dont see it as a joke

its done with now any way

[Wideboy]

chill out ladies! this is the evening megathread not the day time so there will be no twisted thongs, save it for the day time

[Reeder]

when people involve my family i dont see it as a joke

its done with now any way

Sorry, I didn't realise that saying your dad was delivering my kfc would make you cry. I apologise.

[Swin]

:popcorn:


:)

[Holdup]

Sorry, I didn't realise that saying your dad was delivering my kfc would make you cry. I apologise.

yea but i didnt realise you was saying he was delivering it

any way

shut up :)

[DarrenSV650S]

What a girl

[andrewsmith]

kebab

[DarrenSV650S]

donor or chicken

[andrewsmith]

mixed platter

[Swin]

chicken, full salad, extra chilli sauce and large chips...

wish I was at home - Dial-a-Kebab I wub j00!

[DarrenSV650S]

Greedy git

I want some!

[andrewsmith]

haha

my fav is a donner pizza

[Wideboy]

apple pie

[DarrenSV650S]

Haven't had that.

The pizzas from our kebab place are terrible. You have to eat it quick before the grease dissolves the box

[andrewsmith]

haha

I want a takeaway now :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Dominos for me. Orgasmic

[minimorecambe]

You lot dont know what proper food is!!