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Wideboy
21-09-10, 06:37 PM
i hate that place, over priced microwave food
hindle8907
21-09-10, 06:39 PM
not when you got a 25% off voucher which included alcohol :) was only 38 quid for the 2 of us and we both enjoyed it.
Wideboy
21-09-10, 06:39 PM
last time i went there the bill came over 100 for 4
tactcom7
21-09-10, 07:12 PM
Evenin' all.
Go go Google and type
is there b
And enjoy the first suggestion.
Pete ;)
Try 'is it gross' and read the 5th, 7th,8th and 9th down.
minimorecambe
22-09-10, 06:01 AM
Morning all :)
morning - 2 days off now woo hoo
robh539
22-09-10, 06:33 AM
Morning ladies and gentleman :smt039
morning - 2 days off now woo hoo
:( I wish i was. Enoy them :)
I will Viney is coming over today so that will be nice other than that gonna chill out with my baby boy :D
morning! Half way there and drew said I was dressed like a school girl tart for work today! (don't know how to take that!)
Wideboy
22-09-10, 07:16 AM
Still no work
does nobody manage the work flow gavino so there is always work to be done?
robh539
22-09-10, 07:21 AM
morning! Half way there and drew said I was dressed like a school girl tart for work today! (don't know how to take that!)
over his knee ;)
dam i need to be careful in what i write!
Wideboy
22-09-10, 07:28 AM
I dont know, but there alot of retards here....
robh539
22-09-10, 07:38 AM
dam i need to be careful in what i write!
lol where's the fun in that, I never do.
I dont know, but there alot of retards here....
How rude ;)
I dont know, but there alot of retards here....
yep I have gathered that! Well I have no boss today, and IT have fixed the melt down from yesterday afternoon when our firewall broke down and we had no connection to anything at all.... so I may be around for a while today!
lol where's the fun in that, I never do.
true! Life just wouldn't be fun if I did ;)
Wideboy
22-09-10, 07:41 AM
Just the one here and thats you! ;)
robh539
22-09-10, 07:47 AM
Life would be no fun at all.
Just the one here and thats you! ;)
Aww Thank you I feel special now.
Just the one here and thats you! ;)
Aww Thank you I feel special now.
surely if you are one it means you already are special :rolleyes:
:p
Wideboy
22-09-10, 07:52 AM
I think you both should spend your days finding me a new job
robh539
22-09-10, 07:53 AM
surely if you are one it means you already are special :rolleyes:
:p
How many times have you met me, You should know by now. I thought WB would get 1st reply from WB not you, I'm impressed :p
but you have to search differently for jobs gavino.... its not how i'm use to having to find them!
but will still have a lookington
robh539
22-09-10, 08:01 AM
I cant find myself one mate, so I am not the best person to ask lol. You looking at moving then or same area ?
Wideboy
22-09-10, 08:05 AM
i dont know where to start. i've looked on the internet and found one but the advert was withdrawn. i might go down the job centre but last time i went there they offered me fencing, when i said wtf has that got to do with joinery they said "well it involves wood doesnt it!"
robh539
22-09-10, 08:11 AM
To be honest i use the following. Fill out the carp and they will send you a email with the jobs in that field/ area every night
http://www.jobsite.co.uk/
http://www.totaljobs.com/
http://www.reed.co.uk/
Drew Carey
22-09-10, 08:20 AM
Morning all.
Gavino, when I spoke to Jess ages ago he said that rarely do any of the jobsites have Joinery / Carpenter positions.
What it might be worth doing is making a list of all the companies that you might like to work for etc, in many areas. Then, send each a letter with your CV.
Like you said to me at the weekend, most of it is work of mouth etc. Can the college help at all? Can they put you in contact with companies?
gavino.... sent you a PM with about 10 jobs on.... some are a distance away from you, but there is a couple from the daily echo! :D
Milky Bar Kid
22-09-10, 08:27 AM
Morning. Me is sad cos me needs to go home today!
Morning. Me is sad cos me needs to go home today!
:(
Milky Bar Kid
22-09-10, 08:28 AM
Yeh Lily, it's well rubbish.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 08:33 AM
Tar linseed and all, may go back to college and talk to my old lecturer
morning nic, early for you!! x
Milky Bar Kid
22-09-10, 08:34 AM
Morning Gav, yeh, didn't sleep very well x
robh539
22-09-10, 08:44 AM
hello MBK, long time no see. argh that sucks, you had a good time tho?
Wideboy
22-09-10, 08:45 AM
Me neither not been tired this week as not doing any work.
looks like your going to hit the weather front on the way home aswell x
Milky Bar Kid
22-09-10, 08:57 AM
Meh, it'll be reet. Me gots my textiles.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 09:01 AM
Just remember which card you have in what pocket ;)
gruntygiggles
22-09-10, 09:26 AM
Morning all. I am loving the fact that me and Nic have Jeremy Kyle on because she just noticed the two people that are on there now....she has nicked before...lol.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 09:28 AM
Are you saying that scum go on there?
gruntygiggles
22-09-10, 09:51 AM
Maybe Gav...lol.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 09:58 AM
:o!!!
God im bored. eaten all my lunch im that bored
that's not good.... what you going to eat at lunch?
hey mr reeder!
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:04 AM
Afternoon reeder
i wont eat anything not working so no point
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:12 AM
4:30 so i have a few hours to go yet
:(
and they have you all stood around doing nothing! And won't send you home?!
Drew Carey
22-09-10, 10:17 AM
Widey, can you make me and Lily something? Have no idea what though!!!! :D
It is bad that you are in this position though. Hope it improves / you find other work.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:27 AM
If it was my old forman he would tell me to get on with some homework but only use offcuts, sadly my new forman is an ******* who wont let you take a pee without getting involved and biggering it up, he gets involved with everything and completely ruins the job
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:33 AM
If you want something made let me know as i think he's fecking off for a few days next week, providing he has and im still stood about i can make something for you, cant be massive tho. i know you wanted a table for squirt but i dont have any beech handy
tactcom7
22-09-10, 10:35 AM
Wideboy have you got any pics of work you've done before?
Edit, i dunno what kind of things you make, just wondering if you could perhaps set up a website and go self employed?
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:47 AM
there is some where, i made a portfolio but i cant remember where i uploaded them to
tactcom7
22-09-10, 10:50 AM
Have you considered quitting and setting up solo?
Wideboy
22-09-10, 10:54 AM
Yep but i would need major,mullah for machines and a workshop
tactcom7
22-09-10, 10:55 AM
have you looked into getting grants for small businesses etc? Can imagine it would be pretty big set up costs.
Drew Carey
22-09-10, 10:57 AM
If you want something made let me know as i think he's fecking off for a few days next week, providing he has and im still stood about i can make something for you, cant be massive tho. i know you wanted a table for squirt but i dont have any beech handy
Will have a think.
Lily - Have a think.
:D XXX
the only thing i want you don't! Which is a coffee table for the middle of the lounge like the one we use to have with the shelf underneath...... and then when I move the lounge around (and move stuff out will all be nice) I also want a different tv unit and get the DVD's out of the lounge and have a smaller unit! Also get some plants in there and make it nicer! :D
Wideboy
22-09-10, 11:13 AM
have you looked into getting grants for small businesses etc? Can imagine it would be pretty big set up costs.
I reckon i could get reasonable second hand machines for 10 grand
linseed if i had the means i would do all that :(
tactcom7
22-09-10, 11:15 AM
oh right, perhaps consider putting your album on here and see of you can take any orders?
Maybe there's some places where you can rent premises during any downtime or owt they maye have?
linseed if i had the means i would do all that :(
I know you would widey
but like my brother in law said to me when I asked him... it would be cheaper for me to go to ikea.... and that is the problem so many people do that
Afternoon all.
WB it certainly is worth putting together a website, I remember the chess boards that you did they were amazing. There is a big market out there for the old wooden toys and people pay a fortune for them.
Ok if your not as old as I am I mean the pull along ducks that bob there head as you pull the on a string, the toy trains that have carriages that you pull along, that kind of thing.
I know a lot of them now require to have special child freindly paint for them but that wouldnt be too much of a problem to think of.
What with that horrid festive season just around the courner you might want to think about setting it all up and have it tick over to see what sort of money you could make over that time?
Wideboy
22-09-10, 11:38 AM
its the cost of timber nowadays not wages, priced up a little tiny oak frame yesterday for someone in the office and the timber came to £297, utterly stupid
tactcom7
22-09-10, 11:43 AM
Suppose it's only stupid if you can't persuade someone to pay it :)
Wideboy
22-09-10, 11:45 AM
hi anna, i cant do any of that as i dont have a workshop, those chessboards were made on the sly as there was no managment about, an opportunity like that only comes up once a year for one or two days. when i started making that guitar was the last time and i only had half a day to machine everything, i did all the rest at home
Thats a shame WB but I guess you can keep your ears out for any business´s going under and getting rid of their machines for rock bottom prices??:confused:
Wideboy
22-09-10, 12:31 PM
Thats what everyone does, they hold auctions in workshops just selling it off
meh if its this hard to find a job now imagin in 10yrs times, im probably best off getting another trade
Rent yourself out. There's a good market for that :)
Wideboy
22-09-10, 12:43 PM
But im broken now i cant get into the possitions i used to :(
robh539
22-09-10, 12:45 PM
But im broken now i cant get into the possitions i used to :(
ignore my pm, your no good then ;)
You can be 'Easy lay' - budget no frills rent boy. One basic position, for one small fee.
Wideboy
22-09-10, 12:50 PM
I always do ignore your pm's
;)
You can be 'Easy lay' - budget no frills rent boy. One basic position, for one small fee.
that has just had me in stitchs laughing! :D
Pretty good idea though isn't it...
reeder- you just stole that from the blogg on the house thread sir squid posted up.. one of the contractors for concrete or some such had that as his slogan.. cant be bothered to go get the picture from the blogg.
Im off to Ikea in a second. I hate Ikea here it is full of rude Spanish folk.:rolleyes:
robh539
22-09-10, 01:10 PM
You can be 'Easy lay' - budget no frills rent boy. One basic position, for one small fee.
genius, still laughing now.
I want to see this on dragons den. be all serious and see there faces.
I HONESTLY, swear on my life I didn't steal it!
robh539
22-09-10, 01:12 PM
I always do ignore your pm's
;)
Shame i offer you my bike and £100 to take it. was a one time deal tho
Wideboy
22-09-10, 01:16 PM
Shouldnt laugh at a cripple...
http://www.aipassivhaus.com/blg-august09.html
6th photo from the bottom.
http://www.aipassivhaus.com/blg-august09.html
6th photo from the bottom.
Not quite my type of website to go on?
plus I'd already mentioned a rent boy and he said he can't do many positions anymore, so I came up with a marketing solution!
I repeat, I did not just see that and think it'd be funny to put it on here =;
Not quite my type of website to go on?
plus I'd already mentioned a rent boy and he said he can't do many positions anymore, so I came up with a marketing solution!
I repeat, I did not just see that and think it'd be funny to put it on here =;
Ahh you havent quite caught up with my sense of sarcastic humour, I was joking with you, having a josh ;)
What do you mean not quite your type of website, you have a TYPE ???
:smt026Yes. Anything with porn on
:smt026Yes. Anything with porn on
so you are on the org because..................................
:p;)
robh539
22-09-10, 01:32 PM
this a site for high brow chat not filth.
:smt043
Wideboy
22-09-10, 01:33 PM
I know im good, but really... am i as good as porn
this a site for hight brow chat not filth.
:smt043
yer totally!
(never seen any high brow stuff in here but....)
Yer rob you are so right! ;)
robh539
22-09-10, 01:34 PM
yer totally!
(never seen any high brow stuff in here but....)
Yer rob you are so right! ;)
sorry posted that on the wrong site hahaha (nor have I lilly)
WB a close second mate
I know im good, but really... am i as good as porn
as i have only watched the stuff drew had... I'm going to say you are better! ;)
andrewsmith
22-09-10, 01:39 PM
and the tone of the conversation has dropped through the floor and me HU and TON aint even on
Was kinda hoping to score with a biker chick. It's why I'm on the org.
How am I doing so far?
andrewsmith
22-09-10, 01:48 PM
Was kinda hoping to score with a biker chick. It's why I'm on the org.
How am I doing so far?
terribly!!!
Didn't realise you were a chick ;)
andrewsmith
22-09-10, 01:53 PM
Didn't realise you were a chick ;)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/digi/emily.jpg
ummmm no comment! ;)
That can only be a good thing, right?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/images/digi/emily.jpg
Hahahahaha!
andrewsmith
22-09-10, 02:09 PM
haha
mate had to set you up for a fall there.
I could have put a lot worse pic up aswell
Oh really? like what... ;)
andrewsmith
22-09-10, 02:17 PM
Oh really? like what... ;)
that will not be answered due to the U rating of this website!!!
That can only be a good thing, right?
if that makes you feel better then yes! :rolleyes:
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