The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[DarrenSV650S]

Cheeks don't have muscles do they?

Try doing it with your mouth open then

[Holdup]

Muscles.

Well done did you google it or use that thing

uhh whats it called

thats right common sense ;)

[Holdup]

Cheeks don't have muscles do they?

Try doing it with your mouth open then

http://ezinearticles.com/?3-Face-Exercises-For-the-Cheek-Muscles&id=2102674

[munkygunn182]

So, SV's and Ice Skates are not the same thing...

[Reeder]

Is your bike your only form of transport gunn?

[hindle8907]

daz did you get the bag and part ?

[munkygunn182]

It is indeedy

[Swin]

I used the SV in heavy snow last year and found it to be a lot less fun than riding my Bandit in the snow used to be - super twitchy and far to eager to let the back step out.

After I'd chucked it down the road and caused a fair bit of damage I left it in the garage and got the tube!

[Wideboy]

haha what a good end to my week, explained unpolitely told my manager how much i hate him and think he is a waste of skin :lol:............ that been building up all week....... feels good! :D

[Bibio]

evnin members

[Wideboy]

sup divio....... i mean bibio ;)

[Bibio]

love you to gav...

[Wideboy]

:love:

[munkygunn182]

ey up bibio. You snowed in yet?

[Bibio]

nope, been nice here all day, cold but sunny.

[Bibio]

anyone got anything special planned for the weekend?

[DarrenSV650S]

daz did you get the bag and part ?

Yeh just got it. I'll post it tomorrow. Do I not need postage on this bag?

[DarrenSV650S]

anyone got anything special planned for the weekend?

Was meant to be going out tonight but they're all w**kers so I bought need for speed instead, so will be playing that all weekend probably :D

[Quedos]

anyone got anything special planned for the weekend?

i'm doing fire performance tonight - hoping I don't set fire to myself

[anna]

afternoon evening all

[minimorecambe]

Evening all :)

[andrewsmith]

meh weekend again!

Looks like I may not have any work this weekend

[munkygunn182]

Evening all :)

:smt039:smt039:smt039:smt039:smt039

[minimorecambe]

Well I have has fun splitting up fights, dodging flying objects and cutting myself with glass during the clean up.
Hoping the next couple of hours are quiet :p

[andrewsmith]

you been rioting again MM?

[munkygunn182]

It'd be more fun if a riot broke out :)

[minimorecambe]

I have been the one stuck in the middle of a riot!

[andrewsmith]

never heard of tear gas

[minimorecambe]

Sedatives are all we have!

[munkygunn182]

never heard of tear gas

Not a bad idea, or a flashbang. Not ideal as you'd need to redecorate probably, but it'd sure as hell do the job!

[hindle8907]

im off t pub see yall latererereszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Holdup]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

[DarrenSV650S]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Ahoy me hearty. Shiver me timbers!!

[Holdup]

fire the cannon!

[minimorecambe]

Woohoo just found out I have Christmas Day off :D
This will be the first Christmas I will see my Niece open her presents :)

[Holdup]

I also have christmas day off

[munkygunn182]

I've just managed to get radio 1 live on my ipod. I'm now away for a bath, and won't surface for an hour now

[Milky Bar Kid]

I still have no idea what I am working over the festive period. All changed with the change in post I had. We shall see what happens.

[DarrenSV650S]

I've just managed to get radio 1 live on my ipod. I'm now away for a bath, and won't surface for an hour now

Explain

[munkygunn182]

Explain

Downloaded a french app that allows me to stream live audio, so can listen to radio 1 on my itouch, while in the bath. Win

[DarrenSV650S]

What's the app called?

[munkygunn182]

What's the app called?

fstream

tis freeeeeeeee

[Holdup]

But if you put your iTouch in the bath wont it stop working

[DarrenSV650S]

fstream

tis freeeeeeeee

Ka hoosh ta heee


I was looking for a radio app the other day

[munkygunn182]

But if you put your iTouch in the bath wont it stop working

its got a snorkel.

Nah, i'll leave it on the ledge next to the bath and use its internal speaker, therefore Radio 1 + Bath + Beer = :D

[DarrenSV650S]

ooooooooh I'm on Radio Classique and the french woman has a really sexy voice


How do you get radio 1 on it?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all - feeling sexy with my new contacts despite my eyes looking like I've been sprayed with pepper spray!:evil:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

fyi right now Helicopter Heros, bbc 1, a learner is trapper under a jeep!

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening fruity. Don't worry, my eyes always look like that

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How do Darren - What a lucky barstool, having a jeep on your head usually ends up a lot worse!

[andrewsmith]

evening all ski

Just knocked it on

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey Andy

[andrewsmith]

alreet Daz

[Holdup]

bed time?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

bed time?
EH!?!?

[andrewsmith]

bed time?

eesh you young ones!!!
The young ones todays don't know you were born

[DarrenSV650S]

Yes James. Off you pop and brush your teeth

[Fruity-ya-ya]

FYI Darren, that flipping amazing house is on grand designs/more four now.

Handcrafted woodmans cottage

[DarrenSV650S]

FYI Darren, that flipping amazing house is on grand designs/more four now.

Handcrafted woodmans cottage

Oh good shout. Set to record on more4 +1

[Fruity-ya-ya]

But if you put your iTouch in the bath wont it stop working
That's why it stopped working!
At least I don't have to listen to that Will Young album the Mrs bought.

[Viney]

Evening, the evening lot of the Mega thread.

I trust that you all have good days?

[DarrenSV650S]

Why do you trust that?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi Viney - smashing thanks.
Got into work late due to an eye test & then someone Birthday so ate buns all afternoon!

[Holdup]

EH!?!?

is it bedtime?

ive been really tired lately and dunno why :confused:

[andrewsmith]

Bonjour V

Didn't get a job I had an interview for and no prospect of any other jobs on the horizon

[minimorecambe]

Work is finito for the day :D

[minimorecambe]

Bonjour V

Didn't get a job I had an interview for and no prospect of any other jobs on the horizon

Oh no :( *hugs* x

[Fruity-ya-ya]

is it bedtime?

ive been really tired lately and dunno why :confused:
I was suffering from that a few months ago, since I lost two stone I've had a lot more energy.

Perhaps an ice cold beer will perk you up?

What are we all drinking?

[andrewsmith]

Came down to experience, in that role and who else that was interviewed had more

[DarrenSV650S]

kopparberg and magners for me later

[andrewsmith]

What are we all drinking?

Heineken my good Sir

May crack a bottle of the Normandy cider I've got for a gift

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Bonjour V

Didn't get a job I had an interview for and no prospect of any other jobs on the horizon
That's poo, let's hope their right when they say 'everything happens for a reason'.

[Holdup]

I was suffering from that a few months ago, since I lost two stone I've had a lot more energy.

Perhaps an ice cold beer will perk you up?

What are we all drinking?

Im trying too lose weight, perhaps thats why im starting to feel so tired, im not eating as much especillay sugary things

already had one bottle of pear kopapapapapapapaberg tonight, work tomorrow so thats all im having tonight

and bad luck smithy

looks like you'll just have to continue morphing out of other people

[munkygunn182]

kopparberg and magners for me later

I've started slamming some corona. Will contemplate tennents later! :p

Sorry i was in the bath, to get radio 1, add this to your fav feeds:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/listen/live/r1.asx

Voila!

[andrewsmith]

looks like you'll just have to continue morphing out of other people

Ok james Will do

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Im trying too lose weight, perhaps thats why im starting to feel so tired, im not eating as much especillay sugary things
Possibly. I'm no expert but since loosing weight I've done more sport which I think means my metabolism has been fired up again.
Eating more healthy stuff but still having sugary junk when I know I'm going to burn it off.

I'm going to attack some of Sarahs secret stash of Apple Voka (tip toes off to get a glass).

[DarrenSV650S]

I've started slamming some corona. Will contemplate tennents later! :p

Sorry i was in the bath, to get radio 1, add this to your fav feeds:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/listen/live/r1.asx

Voila!

Brilliant! Cheers mate

[Holdup]

Ok james Will do

oh har har

Possibly. I'm no expert but since loosing weight I've done more sport which I think means my metabolism has been fired up again.
Eating more healthy stuff but still having sugary junk when I know I'm going to burn it off.

I'm going to attack some of Sarahs secret stash of Apple Voka (tip toes off to get a glass).

I need to join a gym, to lose more weight and sort my eff'in knees out

pass us some that sounds well nice

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I need to join a gym, to lose more weight and sort my eff'in knees out

pass us some that sounds well nice
Ice?

Oddly my knee is the reason I decided to loose some flab.
Hit 17st 10 and found every day my knee was killing (got screws in it from a sports injury), since lightening the load far less pain.

[munkygunn182]

So uhh... party at mine? 80 beers, countless litres of jack daniels, vodka, jagermeister and for whatever reason, some champane.

[minimorecambe]

Tea for me as its a school night for some of us :(

[andrewsmith]

So uhh... party at mine? 80 beers, countless litres of jack daniels, vodka, jagermeister and for whatever reason, some champane.

Don't PM Sally thats his normal weekend

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Tea for me as its a school night for some of us :(
Np prob MM, we cater for all, I'm up early to kick a mates butt at Badminton.

Enjoy


T

[Holdup]

Ice?

Oddly my knee is the reason I decided to loose some flab.
Hit 17st 10 and found every day my knee was killing (got screws in it from a sports injury), since lightening the load far less pain.

no tah, as it comes

lost much then?

ive been having physio on my back for ages, today was the last :D but :( mentioned i could feel my knees creaking when doing my back excercises, so she asked if i did much sports (which i said no to as well, i dont) so got told to do some excercises to help my knees and was told joining a gym was a good idea thn walked into town today and the cold just locked my knees up, almost phoned my dad to ask him to pick me up, only live 15 mins away from town as well :rolleyes:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

So uhh... party at mine? 80 beers, countless litres of jack daniels, vodka, jagermeister and for whatever reason, some champane.
I don't mind champane, on our wedding day I had a bottle to myself as Sarah can't stomach it.
We were in Florida (just us) & I had about half the wedding cake, pretty much a bottle of champers then we headed out for some drinks, a burger/hotdog in the Race Rock cafe, watched Batman Begins then back to the hotel where we stayed in the bar with some randoms drinking cocktails until the wee hours.

I've x2 bottles in the beer fridge that were bought as gifts at the party we had when ew got back.
Been saving them for a special event - don't know why I didn't open them when our boy was born.
Oh that's right I was drinking Brandy like it was going out of fashion.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

no tah, as it comes

lost much then?
Here you go - tall no ice.

Just over two stone.
Feel loads better for it.
Can't afford a gym membership but get access to a sports hall at work, play badminton, basketball, 3 a side football.

Sarah has had me eating the same stuff she does on weight watchers but I've been eating more plus some sweeties, however far less than I used to.

[munkygunn182]

I don't mind champane, on our wedding day I had a bottle to myself as Sarah can't stomach it.
We were in Florida (just us) & I had about half the wedding cake, pretty much a bottle of champers then we headed out for some drinks, a burger/hotdog in the Race Rock cafe, watched Batman Begins then back to the hotel where we stayed in the bar with some randoms drinking cocktails until the wee hours.

I've x2 bottles in the beer fridge that were bought as gifts at the party we had when ew got back.
Been saving them for a special event - don't know why I didn't open them when our boy was born.
Oh that's right I was drinking Brandy like it was going out of fashion.

Im not a champane fan either, its always been as a thank you for doing a job, or a congratulations. I mean im sure in a tough time, i'll get stuck into it, but for the time being, Corona, Bud, Miller, Tennents, Furstenburg, Smirnoff, Russian Standard and Jack Daniels are the bottles of choice!

[andrewsmith]

Im not a champane fan either, its always been as a thank you for doing a job, or a congratulations. I mean im sure in a tough time, i'll get stuck into it, but for the time being, Corona, Bud, Miller, Tennents, Furstenburg, Smirnoff, Russian Standard and Jack Daniels are the bottles of choice!

True Scot

uzv6NRMgbLs

[munkygunn182]

True Scot

uzv6NRMgbLs

If we didn't make you laugh. Who would?

[Holdup]

Here you go - tall no ice.

Just over two stone.
Feel loads better for it.
Can't afford a gym membership but get access to a sports hall at work, play badminton, basketball, 3 a side football.

Sarah has had me eating the same stuff she does on weight watchers but I've been eating more plus some sweeties, however far less than I used to.

I need to get some of this apple vodka

Theres one near me which is 15 quid a month aparantly quite good as well which ill give a go, as well as losing weight i want to gain more stamina, especially if i wanna become a pc plod

Lol ive been eating some slim fast crap, been eating these flapjack type bars for breakie, takes me about an hour to eat it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

True Scot
What a guy.

I once played a gig and we had a very drunk fella doing a jigg for almost x3 songs.
He had a cane which he laid on the ground & jumped over.
I begun laughing when he fell over for the second time but other than that kept it together to finish the set.
Afterwards, while packing away the guitars and mics, he stumbled over & said he'd never had so much fun listening to a live band.
I replied' I've never had so much fun performing in one'.

[andrewsmith]

If we didn't make you laugh. Who would?

A p***ed Southampton man...


WB

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I need to get some of this apple vodka

Theres one near me which is 15 quid a month aparantly quite good as well which ill give a go, as well as losing weight i want to gain more stamina, especially if i wanna become a pc plod

Lol ive been eating some slim fast crap, been eating these flapjack type bars for breakie, takes me about an hour to eat it

It's well nice.

One gym in town has a monthly contract (aprox £11) and you don't get charged for missing a few months, just start paying again when you next go.

The slim fast thing will make you loose weight but really you need to change your diet/eating habits. Sucks i know because I've only had a big mac once in the past 4 months not once a week.

More veg, less crapola.

Dont cut all junk out or you wont loose.

[DarrenSV650S]

£11 per month???

That's ridiculously cheap

The one I go to is £38 and that's the cheapest

[andrewsmith]

£11 per month???

That's ridiculously cheap

The one I go to is £38 and that's the cheapest

You've been had

mines £28 a month

[Holdup]

It's well nice.

One gym in town has a monthly contract (aprox £11) and you don't get charged for missing a few months, just start paying again when you next go.

The slim fast thing will make you loose weight but really you need to change your diet/eating habits. Sucks i know because I've only had a big mac once in the past 4 months not once a week.

More veg, less crapola.

Dont cut all junk out or you wont loose.

One thing i did do was cut out regualer coke and replace it with things like coke zero pepsi max which i think helped and i lost a stone but i then started drinking tea with one sugar... and where i work i drink a lot of tea, recently put that stone back on though :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sorry that was an introduction price through work (x4 months at £10.99) but normally £15.99
http://www.puregym.co.uk/Pure-Gym/Sheffield

[munkygunn182]

You've been had

mines £28 a month

You've all been had!

Mine's £40 a year.

Student 1 - 0 Society

[andrewsmith]

You've all been had!

Mine's £40 a year.

Student 1 - 0 Society

But is it a hole?

[munkygunn182]

Nah it's refitted every year. If a machine goes wrong, the supplier is contracted to fix it within 24 hours. Every machine has freeview TV and a fair selection of radio stations too. The uni own 2 complexes, one spans 6 floors, the other is only 2 floors, but has outdoor pitches etc.

It's not bad for £40 a year haha