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Holdup
15-10-10, 11:06 AM
Look mate denial isnt just a river in egypt

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:07 AM
'Takes one to know one'.

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:09 AM
Im not the homosexual one here matey

Im pretty damn sure Reeder doesnt bat for the other team ;)

Quedos
15-10-10, 11:09 AM
Lily - i need to get one for the end of the month - but its a 32 so I know someone who I can seel it one to but If corset uk are doing 3 for 2 I'mn going to get 3 steel probably and underbust one and start wearing at work again!

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:10 AM
made the rhyme done the crime

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:11 AM
made the rhyme done the crime


:confused::confused::confused::confused:

robh539
15-10-10, 11:11 AM
Im pretty damn sure Reeder doesnt bat for the other team ;)


And you would know how???

he may like swapping teams haha

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:11 AM
Im pretty damn sure Reeder doesnt bat for the other team ;)

;) Why thank you dear

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:11 AM
shut up

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:11 AM
And you would know how???

he may like swapping teams haha

You sound unhappy at this news Rob?

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:12 AM
And you would know how???

he may like swapping teams haha

yea thanks Rob, reeder could be bi

lily
15-10-10, 11:12 AM
Lily - i need to get one for the end of the month - but its a 32 so I know someone who I can seel it one to but If corset uk are doing 3 for 2 I'mn going to get 3 steel probably and underbust one and start wearing at work again!

I told you what would be said if i start to wear at work.... apart fromt the fact I would escape over the top ;)

I also know what would be said if worn around my family.... when I get one I think it shall be for somebodies eyes only! ;)

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:13 AM
yea thanks Rob, reeder could be bi

Sorry HU. No matter how much you try to persuade yourself, you're just not going to be getting any of this.

Quedos
15-10-10, 11:14 AM
L - believe it or not I'm going to get a modest line for underneath though i'm getting a brocade sweetheart for showstopping clevage if they look there they ain't looking anywhere else! well thats the ploy

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:16 AM
Sorry HU. No matter how much you try to persuade yourself, you're just not going to be getting any of this.

Your full of yourself

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:17 AM
Your full of yourself

Better than being full of someone else :rolleyes:

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:17 AM
Your full of yourself
:o - Oh no you didn't...

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:17 AM
Better than being full of someone else :rolleyes:


:mrgreen:

lily
15-10-10, 11:17 AM
L - believe it or not I'm going to get a modest line for underneath though i'm getting a brocade sweetheart for showstopping clevage if they look there they ain't looking anywhere else! well thats the ploy

mmmm intrestesting......

talk to the boss you can sweet talk him better than I can! ;)

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:17 AM
Better than being full of someone else :rolleyes:

He will be later

:o - Oh no you didn't...

oh yes i did

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:18 AM
Oh HU if you find out who dumped that dog, send them my way - I have a bat and PMS :)

robh539
15-10-10, 11:18 AM
You sound unhappy at this news Rob?
unhappy? nah i dont care either way mate. Im ok which ever team you play for;)

yea thanks Rob, reeder could be bi
no probs, ye could be just nuts too:D

so reeder i have been reading the madlanders thread, i have believe your not coming the nec to meet me. Im hurt those PM's you sent were lies and broken promises. :( hahaha

stop in warwick then pop up for the day ;)

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:19 AM
Oh HU if you find out who dumped that dog, send them my way - I have a bat and PMS :)

Only after you've had your way with them first though.

Lunchtime all xxxxxxxxx

PS - Holdup, try not to get so wound up. It's all a light hearted joke. If I would have taken offence to anything anyone would have said on here I'd have killed myself by now :smt019

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:20 AM
unhappy? nah i dont care either way mate. Im ok which ever team you play for;)


no probs, ye could be just nuts too:D

so reeder i have been reading the madlanders thread, i have believe your not coming the nec to meet me. Im hurt those PM's you sent were lies and broken promises. :( hahaha

stop in warwick then pop up for the day ;)

One issue now, I've just actually split up with my gf so I won't be going there (no doubt everyone will say we split up because I'm gay... but never mind :D)

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:20 AM
Only after you've had your way with them first though.

Lunchtime all xxxxxxxxx


What do you think of me!!!

Quedos
15-10-10, 11:21 AM
L - one (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/silver-brocade-long-lined-corset-my-025-azr.html), two (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/lilac-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-037-azi.html), three (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/brocade-stripe-silver-burlesque-overbust-my-007-azs.html) or three b (http://www.corsets-uk.com/underbust-corsets/underbust-waspie-in-red-and-black-stripe-my-096-azl.html)

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:21 AM
Oh HU if you find out who dumped that dog, send them my way - I have a bat and PMS :)

I will!

no probs, ye could be just nuts too:D

okkkk

PS - Holdup, try not to get so wound up. It's all a light hearted joke. If I would have taken offence to anything anyone would have said on here I'd have killed myself by now :smt019

Im not wound up im probably finding this more hilarious than you

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:22 AM
One issue now, I've just actually split up with my gf so I won't be going there (no doubt everyone will say we split up because I'm gay... but never mind :D)

You split up because she found out you was gay!

andrewsmith
15-10-10, 11:23 AM
L - one (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/silver-brocade-long-lined-corset-my-025-azr.html), two (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/lilac-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-037-azi.html), three (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/brocade-stripe-silver-burlesque-overbust-my-007-azs.html) or three b (http://www.corsets-uk.com/underbust-corsets/underbust-waspie-in-red-and-black-stripe-my-096-azl.html)

Two Q

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:23 AM
L - one (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/silver-brocade-long-lined-corset-my-025-azr.html), two (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/lilac-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-037-azi.html), three (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/brocade-stripe-silver-burlesque-overbust-my-007-azs.html) or three b (http://www.corsets-uk.com/underbust-corsets/underbust-waspie-in-red-and-black-stripe-my-096-azl.html)

One :)

lily
15-10-10, 11:23 AM
L - one (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/silver-brocade-long-lined-corset-my-025-azr.html), two (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/lilac-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-037-azi.html), three (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/brocade-stripe-silver-burlesque-overbust-my-007-azs.html) or three b (http://www.corsets-uk.com/underbust-corsets/underbust-waspie-in-red-and-black-stripe-my-096-azl.html)

one and three

and I really like this (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/very-long-line-tailored-green-brocade-corset-my-004-aza.html)

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:24 AM
Two Q

A man with taste :D

Holdup
15-10-10, 11:24 AM
Two Q

+ 1

robh539
15-10-10, 11:24 AM
One issue now, I've just actually split up with my gf so I won't be going there (no doubt everyone will say we split up because I'm gay... but never mind :D)

aww sorry to hear that bud, maybe I think your a happy chap

ps were not all weirdos up her, I am far worse haha

Reeder
15-10-10, 11:25 AM
aww sorry to hear that bud, maybe I think your a happy chap

ps were not all weirdos up her, I am far worse haha

But in all seriousness, I might pop up. We'll have to see. I've got family in tamworth I can pinch a bed with for one night.

robh539
15-10-10, 11:26 AM
Q any of them thats the man talking. But deffo 2 is best :)

robh539
15-10-10, 11:27 AM
But in all seriousness, I might pop up. We'll have to see. I've got family in tamworth I can pinch a bed with for one night.

cool well let me know i will try sort something out. :)

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:28 AM
Well I shall see none of you there by the sounds of it!!!

andrewsmith
15-10-10, 11:28 AM
A man with taste :D

I a thank you

SoulKiss
15-10-10, 11:55 AM
Hmmm corsets - placed my order MM

here you go reeder - corset and a bum

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_asg-wSYPJ18/TCaJEULdDcI/AAAAAAAAADA/gVSzF9OpU9I/s1600/corset_III_by_SuzyTheButcher.jpg


Never been certain whether thats photoshop or not...

I know this one isnt...

http://www.chaoscrypt.com/needlecorsetbig.jpg

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 11:55 AM
Im pretty sure that it isnt photoshopped :)

SoulKiss
15-10-10, 12:01 PM
Im pretty sure that it isnt photoshopped :)

That you then?

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:04 PM
Im not brave enough to
1- get hooks put in my back
2 - be photographed naked!!

andrewsmith
15-10-10, 12:24 PM
those 2 pics are real. As i know sum1 tht has done it!
It does take a lot of bottle to do it.

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:26 PM
those 2 pics are real. As i know sum1 tht has done it!
It does take a lot of bottles of strong alcoholic substances to do it.

Corrected for you :)

Quedos
15-10-10, 12:27 PM
yep it hurts cos you got to let them heal before you can tie them and even then it still can hurt

Reeder
15-10-10, 12:27 PM
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkk

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:29 PM
:smt006 Did you remember to eat?

andrewsmith
15-10-10, 12:30 PM
haha. It adreline that gets u things like tht. I have had body piercins b4 and u dnt feel the pain after 5s

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:30 PM
yep it hurts cos you got to let them heal before you can tie them and even then it still can hurt

I nearly fainted having my tongue pierced so dont think I could do that!
Back tattoo was bad enough

Reeder
15-10-10, 12:33 PM
:smt006 Did you remember to eat?
Yes :) Thanks for reminding me earlier darling :smt008

Viney
15-10-10, 12:34 PM
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Breathe Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SoulKiss
15-10-10, 12:34 PM
yep it hurts cos you got to let them heal before you can tie them and even then it still can hurt

For the rings you would have to...

The reason for questioning the 1st pic is because the rings dont look deep enough to hold anything - in some cases they look like they are just glued onto the surface of the skin.

The pic I posted is real, cos I know the girl in the pic.

andrewsmith
15-10-10, 12:34 PM
rite am off job hunting. Catch u all later!

Quedos
15-10-10, 12:34 PM
Hugs V Man It can only get better think molten chocolate and fingertips!!

Reeder
15-10-10, 12:35 PM
rite am off job hunting. Catch u all later!

Laytuh ghey x

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:36 PM
Whats up V? :smt056

Good luck Andrew :)

Your welcome Reeder :smt058

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 12:40 PM
Meh, me has sore throat again and its cold and I have to work later til 3am and I have LOADS to do. Meh. Meh. Meh.

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:45 PM
Hi MBK :)

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/Meh_cat.jpg

Reeder
15-10-10, 12:47 PM
Meh, me has sore throat again and its cold and I have to work later til 3am and I have LOADS to do. Meh. Meh. Meh.

Loads to do at work? If so, tell us more detail. I am intruiged (sp)

Geodude
15-10-10, 12:47 PM
Meh, me has sore throat again and its cold and I have to work later til 3am and I have LOADS to do. Meh. Meh. Meh.

Thankyou for protecting us from the bad guys while you feeling rough :)

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 12:49 PM
Right I am going to wash my hair.........................:)

Quedos
15-10-10, 12:53 PM
I'm going to find some work to do got my apprentice doing the other stuff

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 12:57 PM
Loads to do at work? If so, tell us more detail. I am intruiged (sp)

Erm....well, I had an incredibly busy day yesterday and amongst the paperwork from it, I also have enquiries to do from it. Plus I will still have to respond to calls and with it being a Friday night, it is likely to be busy.

Thankyou for protecting us from the bad guys while you feeling rough :)

no probs dude!:cool:

Tara
15-10-10, 12:58 PM
well that was a rubbish morning me and a calleague have been trying to sort out what we do about the situation with the bitchy PA, Gurpreet burst into tears at her desk and i started at lunch what a complete ****ing nightmare 0h well its friday my boss is in next friday when iam in sort it out then i guess just feel rubbish now

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 01:00 PM
well that was a rubbish morning me and a calleague have been trying to sort out what we do about the situation with the bitchy PA, Gurpreet burst into tears at her desk and i started at lunch what a complete ****ing nightmare 0h well its friday my boss is in next friday when iam in sort it out then i guess just feel rubbish now

Oh T, that's crap...*hug*

Tara
15-10-10, 01:05 PM
Thanks Nic i am bloody 40 next month not a school child its madness the place has gone mad - new week new job

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 01:11 PM
Thanks Nic i am bloody 40 next month not a school child its madness the place has gone mad - new week new job

Sometimes things just get too much. I was in tears at work the other day. I was mortified but I couldn't help it. And it's really not like me!

Quedos
15-10-10, 01:11 PM
HUGS T You may not be a school child but its still fine to show emotions. I know you feel like an idiot but sometimes its needed to highlight the effect its having on staff as well keeping you on a balanced keel.

Squashy Q hugs for you ( those that V normally gets just don't tell him)

Tara
15-10-10, 01:17 PM
Thank you guys hugs much appreciated Nic i know what you mean it just got ontop of me and i started not like me at all but i couldn't help it never mind onwards and upwards (mascara wiped off face) I shall have my day though (cackles like a witch)

SoulKiss
15-10-10, 01:21 PM
yep it hurts cos you got to let them heal before you can tie them and even then it still can hurt

Actually for something as light as that ribbon you would probably get away with doing it after an hour or so - if not less.

Saw someone with flowers stapled to her back with Medical Staples once.

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 01:23 PM
Thank you guys hugs much appreciated Nic i know what you mean it just got ontop of me and i started not like me at all but i couldn't help it never mind onwards and upwards (mascara wiped off face) I shall have my day though (cackles like a witch)

Guinness motto....good things come to those who wait!!

Quedos
15-10-10, 01:42 PM
Actually for something as light as that ribbon you would probably get away with doing it after an hour or so - if not less.

Saw someone with flowers stapled to her back with Medical Staples once.

you could but it is advised against My friend went for extreme corset piercing but the photo is not U rated.

But talking of corsets thats my three ordered :smt040:smt040:smt040

lily
15-10-10, 01:44 PM
But talking of corsets thats my three ordered :smt040:smt040:smt040

where is Mr Green when you want him!

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 01:45 PM
Me be hungry. And although its a bit cold today, think I will take bike to work

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:00 PM
Afternoonz

Reeder
15-10-10, 02:00 PM
Hi holdup

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:03 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeey

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:04 PM
HU, when you able to ride that new bike of yours?

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 02:06 PM
I hate Asda, I have trolley rage :(

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:06 PM
when insurance renwal comes through and 16 days till my restrictions up :smt026 so hopefully renewal will come through soon

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:08 PM
Yay excited for you!

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:08 PM
I hate Asda, I have trolley rage :(

Same when i go to tesco...

Reeder
15-10-10, 02:09 PM
How much is your insurance on that HU?

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:09 PM
Yay excited for you!

Taaaaaa, i really really cant wait :D:D:D

How many miles you done on your bike now?

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:09 PM
How much is your insurance on that HU?

about £800 was last quote i got

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:10 PM
Taaaaaa, i really really cant wait :D:D:D

How many miles you done on your bike now?


Just about 2500.

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 02:11 PM
The next person to ram into me with their trolley will get my trolley rammed up a dark orafice!!!!!

gruntygiggles
15-10-10, 02:11 PM
Hello everyone :-)

minimorecambe
15-10-10, 02:12 PM
about £800 was last quote i got

Ouch!!

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:12 PM
Cool, did they sort out the scottoiler for you?

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:12 PM
Hey GG!! x

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:12 PM
Hi GG

Reeder
15-10-10, 02:13 PM
about £800 was last quote i got

Best quote for me FC on a sports bike was 2k, but then again I've been riding 3 months and have a million points :)

Bibio
15-10-10, 02:13 PM
afnoon peeps and peepets.

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:14 PM
Lol im 19, 3 years ncb 0 points and fc was £800 odd

Holdup
15-10-10, 02:14 PM
and hi Bibio

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:14 PM
Cool, did they sort out the scottoiler for you?

Erm, to a fashion. It'll do just now.

Milky Bar Kid
15-10-10, 02:15 PM
Lol im 19, 3 years ncb 0 points and fc was £800 odd

Thats not too bad a price really.

Jamesy D
15-10-10, 02:16 PM
'Afternoon all. Been a lazy day today - no school!

Unfortunately couldn't take advantage of the nice weather to go for a Ride :/