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minimorecambe
02-08-11, 10:03 PM
Aye its warm here aswell
andrewsmith
02-08-11, 10:10 PM
ruddy uncomfortable here tbh
joshwalker094
02-08-11, 10:10 PM
hey guys, just got my bike tonight :grin: . just gone to cover her up for the night, and bam, my large cover wont fit cause of my luggage rack, so i need an xl or bigger cover to fit her, i am willing to swap my large cover for it ( cost me £40, still like new, 2 months old) or a very low price, not really got a penny now. cheers very much josh
andrewsmith
02-08-11, 10:14 PM
A xl should fit, mines a debranded oxford and thats a large
joshwalker094
02-08-11, 10:50 PM
even over the givi top rack?
i'm liking the answers i'm receiving. I shall report back in the morning
i had 2. couldnt be bothered drinking more, wasnt in the "mood"
morning you gaylords
Keith to da D, aiiiiiiiiii. What it is my man. How goes you this fine Wednesday?
Morning sweetcheeks - both of you!!
I have returned from holiday!
and feeling
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1103/belly-dancing-women-dancing-belly-fat-demotivational-posters-1299532339.jpg
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:40 AM
morning all
enjoy your holidays Q.
Yup MR S - just don't want to be back at work
managed to do some damage to a CBF500 round silverstone though
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:46 AM
Sounds like most of us!
What happened?
You get to Olivers the other week?
Morning sweetcheeks - both of you!!
I have returned from holiday!
and feeling
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1103/belly-dancing-women-dancing-belly-fat-demotivational-posters-1299532339.jpgMorning Princess MWAH :kiss: Welcome back to the mad house.
I made it to Olivers it was a good weekend there I must admit but it always is :)
silverstone was touch and go- Halsam race school. Couldn't gel with the bike and coldn't get it out of my brain that I was coming off.
so I changed bikes and ended up scraping pegs at most corners. with a stupid grin in place.
V- mad house? nah thats work!
howdy Q hope you hads a good holobibs :)
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:08 AM
First time there for me TBH
Couldn't have picked a better spot for the main race.
http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/C0ck%20of%20the%20North%202011/S7304210.jpg
What did you start on CBR6?
SoulKiss
03-08-11, 09:15 AM
Morning peoples :)
Last day before the AR starts for me - woohoo :)
Still got loads to do, including making up the starter syrup for the 20 or so litres of Ginger Beer I intend to make on site :)
So loads of ginger to peel and blitz and a load of lemons...
Yeah started on a CBR6 and was not a happy bunny - was refusing to go back out (yeah drama queen suppose I was still worried abt IP coming off last year)
but the instructore and change of bike was an ace idea - totally rocked the 500 and was overtaking guys on CBR's tho the Elites were eating me!!
See I was down at the start - love it down there!!
Morning SK
hindle8907
03-08-11, 01:21 PM
Hello !!
SoulKiss
03-08-11, 01:44 PM
Morning SK
Heya Q - hows things ?Glad you had a good holiday :)
Hello !!
YO! Sorry I always miss you trying to talk on facebook. I have more important things to be doing than chatting to you. Mainly nothing... :D
metalhead19
03-08-11, 02:06 PM
Morning all.....work be going slow today
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 02:40 PM
meh
works doing my head in!
minimorecambe
03-08-11, 02:47 PM
Bored on a train - entertain me!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-your-cat-plays-with-a-slinky.jpg?w=500&h=504
minimorecambe
03-08-11, 02:50 PM
Hehe
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 02:51 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-spot-taken.jpg
Bored on a train - entertain me!
How can you be boed on a train? Lots to do, like how much eye contact can you make with people before they get up and move? Or, how loud can you pretend snore before soeone nudges you in the quiet zone?
Wideboy
03-08-11, 04:09 PM
Play how many people can you convince you have a bomb
Good after morning all
Play how many people can you convince you have a bomb
Good after morning all
Sup widey
Sup widey
judging by his last post, mental illness of some kind!!
Oi Andrew
You in the wrong thread?
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:06 PM
I couldn't tell you
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:17 PM
Yes your right HU just seen where the post is D'OH
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:22 PM
we do need Cluffy back, if he aint been banned
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:42 PM
roll on 5.15 tomorrow won't have to deal with 'we're too hot' all day friday
it 27 degrees outside of course its going to be bloody hot indoors
Is that meant to be in the interesting fact of the day thread?
:smt003
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:51 PM
no this is
HU bought the wrong bike
*runs for cover*
Gunna bitch slap you now boyo
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:54 PM
http://lolpics.se/pics/482.jpg
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 08:58 PM
Gavin and Helen Sitting in a tree?
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:09 PM
:p
nice word play
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:14 PM
May try and get this printed on a shirt
http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/white-trash-repairs-repair-flowchart.jpg
Lol, i prefer the fix it properly option
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:18 PM
Lol, i prefer the fix it properly option
Same here
I got a ulcer on my lip and its ****ing me off
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:22 PM
bite the f***er
andrewsmith
03-08-11, 09:27 PM
:p
pussy
SoulKiss
03-08-11, 09:57 PM
I got a ulcer on my lip and its ****ing me off
Rub salt on it
Fruity-ya-ya
03-08-11, 10:31 PM
Evening
Rub salt on it
You sadist SK
Bonjela.
SoulKiss
03-08-11, 10:34 PM
Evening
You sadist SK
Bonjela.
I can almost guarantee that he has salt in the house at 11:30pm tho
Oh and thank you :)
Fruity-ya-ya
03-08-11, 10:38 PM
I suppose your suggestion was less bloodthirsty than Mr Smiths.
Fruity-ya-ya
03-08-11, 10:42 PM
I cant sleep!!
Excited about the AR or just suffering with the ulcer?
Not trying to rub your nose in it but I'm struggling to keep my eyes open.
night all
Not hoing to AR and ulcer only bothers me if i prod it, just too hot to sleep its naff
Night
metalmonkey
03-08-11, 10:55 PM
I am a bored mofo, no wants to party they went too bed my first day off in a week! So who else is bored..
did 5 beers last night. best nights sleep in ages!
morning spacko's
same old same old
server aint playing ball so got to look at that in a mo, just another arrow for my already heavily laden quiver
Morning my knights in shining armour!!
(shame there were any of them this morning) today I'm sporting this look
http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.1480246.2.flat,550x550,075,f.drowned-rat.jpg
So how are we all!!
Milky Bar Kid
04-08-11, 08:03 AM
:( Just home from work. Think I may be getting the dreaded tonsilitis again....
Not good MBK - (((((hugs)))))
Can they not just whip them out this time if its reoccuring
Milky Bar Kid
04-08-11, 08:11 AM
Apparently you need to have it a ridiculous amount of times in a year before they will take them out these days. Like, at least one infection a month. Feel wrecked. Mad hours of work not helping mind you. Just staying awake until the post man has been and the dogs have settled and then I shall be catching the train to the land of nod...
Oh I've been to the land of nod. Its pretty but a bit of a disappointment as there is no sign except on the main road
Milky Bar Kid
04-08-11, 08:14 AM
I often struggle to find my way there....
SoulKiss
04-08-11, 08:21 AM
Morning Q
Awww MBK, who am I going to keep warm at the AR now?
Rest up and hope you feel better soon.
Was planning to be on my way to the AR, still packing.
Oh well, not that I have to be there for a specific time :)
booo milkers thats rubbish :(
no doubt viney will be along shortly all smooth and suave and offer you a salty water gargle...
SoulKiss
04-08-11, 08:23 AM
Oh and manly handshakes to the V-Man and the D-Meister
SK!!! ((((((((((hug)))))))))))))) - have fun at AR I'm up to my neck so have a few glasses for me!
Keith that just sounds disgusting or is that just my dirty mnd again
andrewsmith
04-08-11, 08:27 AM
SK!!! ((((((((((hug)))))))))))))) - have fun at AR I'm up to my neck so have a few glasses for me!
Keith that just sounds disgusting or is that just my dirty mnd again
Both Q
Morning all
SoulKiss
04-08-11, 08:28 AM
SK!!! ((((((((((hug)))))))))))))) - have fun at AR I'm up to my neck so have a few glasses for me!
Keith that just sounds disgusting or is that just my dirty mnd again
Thats just your disgustingly filthy mind Q, shame you aren't bringing it to the AR :p
At this rate theres not going to be anyone to hug, cos even Bear isnt going to be there :p
Both Q
Morning all
Thats just your disgustingly filthy mind Q, shame you aren't bringing it to the AR :p
and its not even tea time yet. I'm disgusted at myself;)
Keith that just sounds disgusting or is that just my dirty mnd again
no no, was just how i intended it to be taken :D
morning kissers, manly punch on the shoulder type greeting to you
no no, was just how i intended it to be taken :D
morning kissers, manly punch on the shoulder type greeting to you
thats good then - nothing like casting a shadow of V's behaviour - :p
The man is a menace to society.
Menace. Good word, probably never used it on here, ever
andrewsmith
04-08-11, 08:53 AM
The man is a menace to society.
Menace. Good word, probably never used it on here, ever
:winner:
I know somebody else who thinks that too!! shame really when they haven't met him
SK - help me cure my addiction
BernardBikerchick
04-08-11, 09:06 AM
morning orgers ! nice autum weather ain't it !
Eh up BBC!! Autumn? i should be so lucky. its 22 outside and raining and yet in the office its 16 degree as its so damp - roll on Sept when we move
so hows you?
andrewsmith
04-08-11, 09:22 AM
Eh up BBC!! Autumn? i should be so lucky. its 22 outside and raining and yet in the office its 16 degree as its so damp - roll on Sept when we move
sounds about right
Its august and I have a fan heater on - Its not right I tell you!!
its piddling down here but muggy as fug. air con is on still
its a cliche but my word my garden needs it!!!
andrewsmith
04-08-11, 09:32 AM
Its august and I'm losing around 5 litres an hour in sweat at my desk :-s
Oi!
Morning the late arrivers (Something thats never been said about Keith)
SoulKiss
04-08-11, 09:52 AM
getting ready to go - M1 or M6 - decisions decisions....
Im stying in the morgue. Its nice n dry in here.
the sooner the sandwich man turns up the better. hank marvin
Soulman i'd suggest m6. quieter, and if the route is possible (cant be arsed checking) go the toll road
warm sausage roll, eaten. i can now resume work
SoulKiss
04-08-11, 10:17 AM
the sooner the sandwich man turns up the better. hank marvin
Soulman i'd suggest m6. quieter, and if the route is possible (cant be arsed checking) go the toll road
I consulted The Squiddler and he concurred with you - its less A roads at the other end and avoides Bradistan.
So M6 it will be - going to go M1/M6 rather than M40/M6.
Is the Toll free for bikes?
The toll road is like a race track. It's awesome :) It's like dogs getting out of the boxes at the start. Fun timeeeeeees.
Wideboy
04-08-11, 10:17 AM
Cool
Wideboy
04-08-11, 10:21 AM
I consulted The Squiddler and he concurred with you - its less A roads at the other end and avoides Bradistan.
So M6 it will be - going to go M1/M6 rather than M40/M6.
Is the Toll free for bikes?
No, 2.80 I think. Might be 3.80 as its in peaktime, everything goes up a quid
The toll road is like a race track. It's awesome :) It's like dogs getting out of the boxes at the start. Fun timeeeeeees.
It used to be, its now heavly popliced by unmarked rozzer cars and bikes. 'Race' at your peril.
Last time i went up it, there where 8 plain BMW's with the additional light pack having a chat with motorists.
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