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Wideboy
10-09-10, 05:40 PM
well seeing as its my avatar i hazard a guess to it being me
DarrenSV650S
10-09-10, 05:41 PM
no you idiot. I meant, it looks like you are on the toilet
Wideboy
10-09-10, 05:42 PM
on hold to orange and spent it listening to leona lewis now ****ing JLS!! my god!
Wideboy
10-09-10, 05:43 PM
no it don't
DarrenSV650S
10-09-10, 05:53 PM
Are there any woman about? I need some hairdryer related advice
robh539
10-09-10, 06:04 PM
evening all. the weekend has landed
Wideboy
10-09-10, 06:04 PM
Are there any woman about? I need some hairdryer related advice
its was the arai look
evening all. the weekend has landed
afternoon roberto
robh539
10-09-10, 06:05 PM
howdi gav, good job on the phone what you got now then?
Wideboy
10-09-10, 06:08 PM
the same peice of crap sent to me, just a new one :rolleyes:
robh539
10-09-10, 06:11 PM
thats not so good, any joy on the car front?? im looking at a second bike and dont know what to go for or do lol
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooordeeeeeeeeeeeee eeem
widepants
10-09-10, 06:15 PM
7.15 and its starting to go dark....crap
Wideboy
10-09-10, 06:21 PM
thats not so good, any joy on the car front?? im looking at a second bike and dont know what to go for or do lol
no, stopped looking for 2 week to let the market clear and refresh, to many crates for sale a the mo
Wideboy
10-09-10, 06:22 PM
just went down the shop to get some cider, there's aload of moonstomp skinheads down there must be some doo going on
Wideboy
10-09-10, 06:37 PM
yeah moonstomp........... the good kind of skinheads not the racist type
thios type xHDBn7TL4JM
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 07:38 PM
evening children
Wideboy
10-09-10, 07:39 PM
sup mr smith
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 07:43 PM
nt to bad kidda
why oh why do i get sent emails like this:
http://www.maxim.co.uk/girls/new-girls/21016/quality_knockers.html?CMP=NLC-Newsletters&uid=29b902e029e94730a0bf7e69cda8007f
Wideboy
10-09-10, 07:44 PM
fooking mint!! why complain i say!!
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 07:46 PM
Lol. I aint, the last one i got sent was a real or fake challenge 120 pics
Wideboy
10-09-10, 07:59 PM
tut why cant i get emails like that, al i get is robert from Zimbabwe asking me to look after his money or viagra adds
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 08:05 PM
WB
Here is the registration http://www.maxim.co.uk/reg/?page=register&from=/
Wideboy
10-09-10, 08:13 PM
ah not registering to anything lol
Milky Bar Kid
10-09-10, 08:16 PM
I am soooooo full up!
Wideboy
10-09-10, 08:19 PM
giggedy :cool:
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 08:22 PM
lol
I am Goatboy!
Milky Bar Kid
10-09-10, 08:22 PM
giggedy :cool:
I wish ;)
Wideboy
10-09-10, 08:24 PM
lol
I am Goatboy!
wtf lol
I wish ;)
:o:o:o :oops:
Milky Bar Kid
10-09-10, 08:25 PM
Hahaha! You found your keys yet?
andrewsmith
10-09-10, 08:25 PM
.
Milky Bar Kid
11-09-10, 11:29 AM
I have to take my mother shopping. Meh.
TheOnlyNemesis
11-09-10, 01:05 PM
sounds fun
Wideboy
11-09-10, 08:30 PM
bbbooooorrrriiinnnnggggg
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 01:03 AM
Mega drunk
andrewsmith
12-09-10, 09:21 AM
Mega drunk
mega hungover?
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:52 AM
Mega drunk
mega hungover?
hi im Gavin! :)
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 11:01 AM
Nope, me not hungover!
[YOUTUBE]linky
not exactly work friendly is it :rolleyes:
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 12:36 PM
Don't be grumpy Anna....
Don't be grumpy Anna....
It was an observation to the U rating on here, funny link but not worksafe.
TheOnlyNemesis
12-09-10, 01:04 PM
stupid alcohol making me feel rough
Wideboy
12-09-10, 01:50 PM
yes blame zee alcomohol!!..... one may partake in some motosykle riding this afternoon hmm what what old bean
TheOnlyNemesis
12-09-10, 03:38 PM
i rode yesterday so quite contempt today
Wideboy
12-09-10, 04:43 PM
food is yummy
Righto, where do I start??
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:12 PM
email me you bank details, sort code umber ect, then send me a cheque for £10000
email me you bank details, sort code umber ect, then send me a cheque for £10000
No probs, first send me yo' mama's mobile no...lol
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:19 PM
ok its 0121..... ****ing doo one ;)
robh539
12-09-10, 07:29 PM
ok its 0121..... ****ing doo one ;)
leave off the brummie slang, westside boy ;)
leave off the brummie slang, westside boy ;)
Did he do dat, did he???
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:31 PM
Dammit... Lol
there is a bird on here called girth, she is well easy and only 23 or 24
evenin
howdo anna
leave off the brummie slang, westside boy ;)
actually its northan manx talk fool
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:32 PM
Did he do dat, did he???
O..M..G!!! thats scouse not brum and its ...... "dey do do dat dho donday dho" :rolleyes:
robh539
12-09-10, 07:33 PM
actually its northan manx talk fool
dream on its are area code fool lol
Jees, she'll kill you for that...
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:35 PM
dream on its are area code fool lol
you want to roshambo about this!!
Jees, she'll kill you for that...
no, she wants me as her toyboy so i get away with anything :smt045
robh539
12-09-10, 07:43 PM
you want to roshambo about this!!
no, she wants me as her toyboy so i get away with anything :smt045
no I dont, you keep that stuff in the gay clubs ;)
awesome that why you get a free helmet polish then ?
widepants
12-09-10, 07:44 PM
god I love barryboys
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:46 PM
I tried, I failed .....
i even rohypnaled myself!!
no I dont, you keep that stuff in the gay clubs ;)
awesome that why you get a free helmet polish then ?
yeah and i even got a subway from her daughter!!
god I love barryboys
why you on it!
*slides in, risky business style*
Evening!
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:47 PM
tut oh no!
Gav - you're good but you're not that good babe! Love you though
Can I just add - men are ****, end of!!! Thanks
Evening L :thumbsup:
robh539
12-09-10, 07:49 PM
awesome work get the daughter on side, helps lots in lovers tiffs ;) lol
Evening to you all. I hadn't said it to you, bad mannered gimp I am.
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:49 PM
:smt090
widepants
12-09-10, 07:52 PM
still trying to put your bike on it Gav
Wideboy
12-09-10, 07:53 PM
i cant its yellow bandits only
widepants
12-09-10, 07:59 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/image.php?u=11598&dateline=1281772187 (http://forums.sv650.org/member.php?u=11598)
Wideboy
12-09-10, 08:01 PM
tell frank and george to move out of that pic i want to see teh charger on your profile pic
widepants
12-09-10, 08:05 PM
you like....It was at a speed event at Haynes earlier this yr
Wideboy
12-09-10, 08:08 PM
i want one, a camero ss and a hemi cuda
An hour of no small talk ............
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:05 PM
no one wanted to talk about cars with me :(
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 09:06 PM
No one likes you Gav...
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:08 PM
i know :(, but what can i do about it? :(
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 09:09 PM
Maybe stop smelling so much..
andrewsmith
12-09-10, 09:09 PM
haha
I've been loitering reading whats been going on
andrewsmith
12-09-10, 09:09 PM
haha
I've been loitering reading whats been going on
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:19 PM
its not funny :(
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 09:19 PM
Sowwy Gav...
No one wants to talk about cars, cos its boring! Not cos its you that said about the cars.
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:20 PM
haha guilt trip! thought you weren't falling for that?? :cool:
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:21 PM
No one wants to talk about cars, cos its boring! Not cos its you that said about the cars.
no im jsut universally disliked :(
Milky Bar Kid
12-09-10, 09:22 PM
haha guilt trip! thought you weren't falling for that?? :cool:
Ahh FFS! I keep falling for that!
Wideboy
12-09-10, 09:28 PM
Ahh FFS! I keep falling for that!
teeheehee :hockey:
DarrenSV650S
12-09-10, 09:50 PM
Hello. My name's Terry and I'm a law-abider. There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer. And when the weekend's here I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight.
Good bloke fairly, but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny. Bounce 'em round like bunnies.
andrewsmith
12-09-10, 10:09 PM
Hello. My name's Terry...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Chav.svg
He's a tw@, shouldnt of looked at me like that
andrewsmith
12-09-10, 10:14 PM
interweb phail
DarrenSV650S
12-09-10, 10:16 PM
Hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal, in the eyes of society I need to be in jail, for the choice of herbs I inhale. This ain't no wholesale operation, just a few eighths and some playstations my's vocation. I pose a threat to the nation. And down the station the police hold no patients.
Let's talk space and time. I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein and Carl Young. And old Kung Fu movies I like to see. Pass the hydrator please. Yeah I'm floating on thin air. Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal, in the eyes of society I need to be in jail, for the choice of herbs I inhale. This ain't no wholesale operation, just a few eighths and some playstations my's vocation. I pose a threat to the nation. And down the station the police hold no patients.
Let's talk space and time. I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein and Carl Young. And old Kung Fu movies I like to see. Pass the hydrator please. Yeah I'm floating on thin air. Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
I have no idea what is going on here!!!
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