The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Bibio]

i think you have been fantasising to much Daz, that girl is much prettier.














only kidding MBK

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aye, hope you can run Bibio!!

[andrewsmith]

meh eventually got sorted with the dole 4 days of chasing to get a piece of paper.

MBK your prettier!!!

[Bibio]

nope. i never run...

[minimorecambe]

He enjoys the beating too much ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

meh eventually got sorted with the dole 4 days of chasing to get a piece of paper.

MBK your prettier!!!

Thank you!

[JamesMio]

Think yourself lucky, the latest person I got told I looked like was Nick Frost, which is upsetting at best.

http://www.popentertainment.com/NickFrostHOT1588R.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! look at your avatar and compare it James!!! I do believe I took that stunning picture you have as you avatar!!!

And James, what you doing in here? Not like you to be megathreading it up!

[DarrenSV650S]

Nick Frost is a legend!!

[JamesMio]

I do believe I took that stunning picture you have as you avatar!!!

Must've caught my good side!

Nick Frost is a legend!!

Aha, now I see where the comparisons come from! :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Planes trains and automobiles is about to start on sky comedy :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Aha, now I see where the comparisons come from! :D

Are you also dimwitted but very very humorous?

[minimorecambe]

Ahh finished work, now what to do with my 2 days off???

[DarrenSV650S]

Ahh finished work, now what to do with my 2 days off???

Why don't you travel up to Edinburgh to go shopping and get some rock

[JamesMio]

Are you also dimwitted but very very humorous?

Possibly the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! Cheers mate!

[DarrenSV650S]

:D

[minimorecambe]

Why don't you travel up to Edinburgh to go shopping and get some rock

Because I will probably get there and forget my rock like last time :-?

Also I am not getting on another train for a while!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Because I will probably get there and forget my rock like last time :-?

tut you muppet. I'll get you some next time I'm out on the bike...

[minimorecambe]

Thanks Darren. I will remind you next year then shall I :p

[andrewsmith]

tut you muppet. I'll get you some next time I'm out on the bike...

March then!

[DarrenSV650S]

Thanks Darren. I will remind you next year then shall I :p
Yes
March then!

Late March/early April

[Holdup]

frosty the snowman

had a very shiney nose

:smt006

[Wideboy]

james shut up

hello everyone

[minimorecambe]

Hi James :)

Gav you shut up

[Holdup]

Gav, please head in a southernly direction and fall in the sea

ta muchly

[Holdup]

Hey Mrs Widegirl

[Wideboy]

Hi James :)

Gav you shut up
no you shut up

Gav, please head in a southernly direction and fall in the sea

ta muchly
i thought i told you to shut up?

[Holdup]

i thought i told you to shut up and be looking fine bitch

[Wideboy]

i thought i told you to shut up and be looking fine bitch
i can't do both!

[andrewsmith]

Yes

Late March/early April

Woman!! I'm thinking End of February atm (weather and tinkering depending)

WB+ HU both shut it!

:smt097
:smt097

[Wideboy]

im not going to shut up

[minimorecambe]

Hey Mrs Widegirl

:-? Less of the Mrs and the Wide :p

no you shut up

:evil:

[Holdup]

tut

women

cant live with them

cant shoot them

[DarrenSV650S]

So when you two gonna settle down, get your own place, have some wide-sprogs, and get one of those family 7 seater bikes?

[Holdup]

widesprogs rofl

[Wideboy]

errrrmmm lol

[minimorecambe]

So when you two gonna settle down, get your own place, have some wide-sprogs, and get one of those family 7 seater bikes?

Damn I knew we should have stopped at that fortune tellers in Blackpool!!!

[Holdup]

Darrens got you :-

Married
Sproged
Retired
Grandkids
Great grandkids

already ya know

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't they have fortune tellers in morecambe?

[minimorecambe]

Nah we arnt that posh!!! :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh it does seem like a bit of a dump. Selling counterfeit rock and such

[andrewsmith]

Nah we arnt that posh!!! :p

be the Gypsies around the corner then?

[Wideboy]

Don't they have fortune tellers in morecambe?
no but they do have **** chip shops

[DarrenSV650S]

no but they do have **** chip shops

Yeh but you didn't go for the chips did you :smt007

[minimorecambe]

no but they do have **** chip shops

That was one chippy, you cant tar them all with the same brush!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

That was one chippy, you cant tar them all with the same brush!!!

Don't you mean tar tar them ;)

[andrewsmith]

he can and will!!

[Wideboy]

anyway changing the subject

does anyone know why xbox live is running slow or is it my connection

[andrewsmith]

what game Gav

[Holdup]

its because the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat

[Wideboy]

not a game im downloading an addon for mafia 2, its only 1.2gb but for some reason its only at 69% and its been on since i got in form work

[andrewsmith]

XBL was ghey earlier on. Mines been bad for a while, and I'm blaming a lad in Jesmond with the world worst 50mb Broadband!
Everytime he hasa good connection the rest of Newcastle doesn't

[andrewsmith]

XBL was ghey earlier on. Mines been bad for a while, and I'm blaming a lad in Jesmond with the world worst 50mb Broadband!
Everytime he hasa good connection the rest of Newcastle doesn't

[Holdup]

XBL was ghey earlier on. Mines been bad for a while, and I'm blaming a lad in Jesmond with the world worst 50mb Broadband!
Everytime he hasa good connection the rest of Newcastle doesn't

XBL was ghey earlier on. Mines been bad for a while, and I'm blaming a lad in Jesmond with the world worst 50mb Broadband!
Everytime he hasa good connection the rest of Newcastle doesn't

pardon?

[Wideboy]

well mies usually fine but tonight its being highly ghey

[andrewsmith]

pardon?

Человек и расти борода

[Holdup]

Chelovek and growing boroda


says google translator

[andrewsmith]

Chelovek and growing boroda


says google translator

I got: The person and to grow a beard

[Holdup]

lol

[andrewsmith]

try this one: тормоза - для женщин

[Wideboy]

whats this say?

james, закрыл вверх теперь

[andrewsmith]

WB: уберитесь прочь and have some советские бисквиты дискотеки

[Holdup]

Как о не

[Wideboy]

lol wtf??

WB: be removed away and have of some the Soviet sponge cakes of the disk library

[Holdup]

soviet disco biscuits :confused:

[Holdup]

lol wtf??

WB: be removed away and have of some the Soviet sponge cakes of the disk library

i got

remove away and have some Soviet disco biscuits

[andrewsmith]

lol wtf??

WB: be removed away and have of some the Soviet sponge cakes of the disk library

haha

I got: Be cleaned away and have some The Soviet biscuits of a disco.

That is just wrong in translation

[minimorecambe]

I go to work and they all speak foreign, I come home and they all speak foreign :-?

[andrewsmith]

haha MM this is insanity creeping in

[Holdup]

you meet a man

he speaks foriegn

[minimorecambe]

you meet a man

he speaks foriegn

Me too ;)

[andrewsmith]

you meet a man

he speaks foriegn

Heres one for Reeder: 日本

[DarrenSV650S]

TqGGrO5hjy8

[andrewsmith]

:smt097

Please leave the org a I'm a celeb free zone

[Reeder]

Heres one for Reeder: 日本

?

[minimorecambe]

It says Japan :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

Me too ;)
excuse me?

[minimorecambe]

excuse me?

Yes I met you, you speak foreign :D

[andrewsmith]

excuse me?

CR8logunPzQ

[Wideboy]

i speak propa english

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tut, I hate the winter.

[Milky Bar Kid]

i speak propa english

Brrrrrap...innit blud...

[minimorecambe]

i speak propa english

You speak Southern which is foreign to me!!!

[Wideboy]

i speak the yokal

[andrewsmith]

i speak propa english

like so!! ....


m5138mzA6DY

[Reeder]

I speak proooooper (said in farmer's accent)

[andrewsmith]

I speak proooooper (said in farmer's accent)

:lol:

btEpF334Rtc

[Holdup]

aye

[Reeder]

Exactly lol

[Wideboy]

aye
yokals dont say aye, thats northerners

[minimorecambe]

Aye it is :)

[andrewsmith]

yokals dont say aye, thats northerners

thats the Geordies :D

[Holdup]

yokals dont say aye, thats northerners

and Scotish

[andrewsmith]

and Scotish

they say: och!!!

[Holdup]

they say: och!!!

on my apprenticeship course theres 2 guys from Aberrrrrrdeeeeeen intresting talking to them when they use slang

[Holdup]

ffs i went to tesco cus i've run out of deodrant amongst other things i was asked to get and got everything but...

[DarrenSV650S]

ffs i went to tesco cus i've run out of deodrant amongst other things i was asked to get and got everything but...

oh not the butter popcorn again! You always forget that

[minimorecambe]

ffs i went to tesco cus i've run out of deodrant amongst other things i was asked to get and got everything but...

Lube????

[andrewsmith]

ffs i went to tesco cus i've run out of deodrant amongst other things i was asked to get and got everything but...

forgot the KY Gel and Vasaline?

[Holdup]

sensible answers please