The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Reeder]

As in died, or just got a shock?

[munkygunn182]

Thankfully alright, word is he got a shock, then fell onto the metal that had originally given him the shock, so he was getting it constant. Thankfully his son was there and hit a breaker pretty sharpish and got an ambulance out... 20 mins for an ambulance tho =/

[Reeder]

20 minutes for an ambulance?! That's shocking ;)


Sorry. Couldn't resist :)

[munkygunn182]

Ironic that they had AC/DC on? :rolleyes:

Like how you had the decency to check he was still alive before making jokes :p

Bright spark you....

[Reeder]

Haha, didn't wanna upset you now did I

http://6.media.tumblr.com/ePPBLfUkpp2p3avgHv0Advijo1_500.jpg

[minimorecambe]

I have been wanting t get back into my painting after doing a few canvases for someone just before Christmas.
So I have made itr quite clear to people I know that I am now taking commisions again

Just got my first one. Bloody awkward sod wants it on an unframed canvas though :smt021

So now I have to mess about making a stretching frame :rolleyes:

Im not about to turn it down though :)

[munkygunn182]

What the hell is that photo!?

[andrewsmith]

I have been wanting t get back into my painting after doing a few canvases for someone just before Christmas.
So I have made itr quite clear to people I know that I am now taking commisions again

Just got my first one. Bloody awkward sod wants it on an unframed canvas though :smt021

So now I have to mess about making a stretching frame :rolleyes:

Im not about to turn it down though :)

Gavin

Job for ya!!!

[Reeder]

What the hell is that photo!?


A dinosaur on a bike...



Now going off for a bit. Gonna watch the Arsenal vs Ipswich game lol.
Might pop on with my phone though ;)

Later guyssssss xxxx

[munkygunn182]

Arsenal to win...

Don't bother watching :p

[andrewsmith]

Come on Arsenal.

Can't sing Roy Keane w***s his dogs anymore when there palying

[Reeder]

But it'll be funny to see a team so local to me get munched :)
I want arsenal to win too, even if I am from suffolk (no doubt smithers will now come up with some webbed feet joke or such like!).


Ciaooooooooo

[andrewsmith]

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[munkygunn182]

Not quite... im always here :p

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

I'm being good and not upsetting Reeder.

I'll leave that for WB

[andrewsmith]

Iz wanting a beer.

Must behave :(

[munkygunn182]

oooh i could go a beer!

[andrewsmith]

must resist, got a BMI/ muscle test in the morn and beer screws with the results

[munkygunn182]

ahhh i see! I'll have yours too then :p

[andrewsmith]

ok you'll look like this after

http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/passed-out-drunk.jpg

[munkygunn182]

Not a problem! That'd be quite the compliment looking like that!

[munkygunn182]

Ipswitch 1 - 0 Arsenal... mind = blown

[andrewsmith]

Ipswitch 1 - 0 Arsenal... mind = blown

Haaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[munkygunn182]

Can we laugh at Reeder now?

(Edit: Can we justifiably laugh at Reeder now?)

[andrewsmith]

Can we laugh at Reeder now?

(Edit: Can we justifiably laugh at Reeder now?)

Don't need a reason to, everyone else aims and fires


Reeder Asrenal fan eh?

:smt098
:lol:

[munkygunn182]

mmmm beer

[munkygunn182]

Morning all from a rainy Glasgow. Rain's better than snow though!

[Quedos]

Hey MG - early for you!! But yep its raining in the supposedly posh end of Glasgow too - Milngavie Just up the road from Scottoiler!!

http://www.celsias.co.nz/media/uploads/admin/boiling-kettle.jpg

[Reeder]

****ing well done Arsenal.

[minimorecambe]

Good morning :)
Last day at work and then my weekend off :D

Hope everyone is well :)

[Reeder]

Sup hel

(EDIT: that was meant to be in all caps but obviously I wasn't allowed)

[Quedos]

Good morning :)
Last day at work and then my weekend off :D

Hope everyone is well :)


Snap Hel. I fly down to London tonight to go and make myself a nusiance!!

[Reeder]

Pop past mine on the way?

[Tara]

Snap Hel. I fly down to London tonight to go and make myself a nusiance!!
Oi answer your text :D

[minimorecambe]

Sounds fun Q :) hope you have a nice weekend :D

Hey Reeder :smt058

[anna]

afternoon all ........ can you believe I am still unwell :( Im bored of being ill now.

[Wideboy]

Stop being ill and start being well then tssk :rolleyes:

Oh and hello peoplingtons

[Quedos]

Hey Anna:smt052

Hey Reeder :smt052

Hey Wb:smt052

T - i have done hehehehehehe!!:alien:

[Reeder]

Hi guysss

[munkygunn182]

Hey Reeder!

[Reeder]

YO Craig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[munkygunn182]

How goes??

[Reeder]

Goes well mone frere. Very well.
How about for yourself?

[munkygunn182]

Ooft, very well? Is there a female on the scene?

Aye not bad, just finalizing a few reports for an exam tomorrow =/

[Reeder]

Welllll..... not on the scene no. In the back of my mind perhaps?
I'm just in a good mood cos yesterday and today I've finally felt well after being ill for weeks! Work's easy. Got more money in the bank than I thought. Car said 13.5 degrees earlier and I can bloody believe it as it's crazy mild temps here!

Everything is just good :)

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR EXAM CAPTAIN!

[anna]

18º here and Im still unwell.

Sorry WB I tried to take your advice of not being well but clearly it didnt work :(

[Reeder]

What's up with ya Anna?

[Wideboy]

Tut anna, its not good enough

I'm gutted I bought a new jacket yesterday and now its t-shirt weather

[Reeder]

Do you ever get cold?

[Wideboy]

Not really, I been in t-shirt all day and most oft it been outside, I'm a hero

[Reeder]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9trur27BN1qzz8a9o1_500.jpg

[Wideboy]

It's hard work doing 150 hours and then a live aid gig, all that just by lunchtime

[widepants]

It's hard work doing 150 hours and then a live aid gig, all that just by lunchtime
this guy is a legend in his own head:smt119

[Wideboy]

But I have such a hard life

[munkygunn182]

Weehee... exam tomorrow, except i've passed it before i sit it...why sit it?

[Reeder]

quiet place for a nap

[munkygunn182]

quiet place for a nap

What a winner! I like that idea!

[Reeder]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i-H5iTnc6FM/TKFlnc7wnOI/AAAAAAAACZI/zwDJAM_P5hE/s1600/nap-time.jpg

[munkygunn182]

Bit taller im afraid! But sleeping the exam out sounds like an utter winner!

[Reeder]

That's actually a giant.
Everything is just scaled up for her.

[anna]

Ive not been well for about a week now reeder. Some throat infection bug thingy I have picked up. :(

[Reeder]

Booooo :(

When I went to portugal I got really ill! Was on a cruise and went to some place there but can't remember what it was called... took a tender into this port past what seemed like a massive timber place and the smell caught my throat, and ever since then I felt rough. Took about 4 or 5 days of rest to get rid of that bad boy!

[minimorecambe]

Do you ever get cold?

Not really, I been in t-shirt all day and most oft it been outside, I'm a hero

I can tell you that is a complete lie. When ge is up here he is constantly moaning about being cold :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

What a lying *******.

[andrewsmith]

Evening all

WB your a soft southern poof, we were in string vests in the Bigg Market when it was freezing in December

[Wideboy]

Like buggery according the car it got 5 degrees warmer as I came up!

[andrewsmith]

Like buggery according the car it got 5 degrees warmer as I came up!

Morecambe is on the west coast tho, sheltered by the pennines and us 'ard Northerners

[munkygunn182]

Getting the bike out tonight :D

[Reeder]

Getting the bike out tonight :D

Oh

[munkygunn182]

Oh?

[Reeder]

Yes ;)

[Wideboy]

Morecambe is on the west coast tho, sheltered by the pennines and us 'ard Northerners
i was in boltona nd blackburn for the week with that first lo of snow there was and there was more in southampton than there and boltons pretty much at the foot of the pennines............. northaners are just lameoids trying to make out they're 'ard nuts

[andrewsmith]

i was in boltona nd blackburn for the week with that first lo of snow there was and there was more in southampton than there and boltons pretty much at the foot of the pennines............. northaners are just lameoids trying to make out they're 'ard nuts

and here is my argument back!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW0Sifakba4

[Wideboy]

an ACTOR? so to back up your side of the debate that northerners are 'ardnuts you linked me to a youtube link showing and ACTOR ACTING like a bumbling fool?


:lol: :D

[andrewsmith]

was a pot shot at southerners

and a excuse to put a snatch clip on the megathread

[Wideboy]

thats easterners....... im a southwestner

[widepants]

thats easterners....... im a southwestner
well not really gav.closer to london than cornwall

[andrewsmith]

well not really gav.closer to london than cornwall

:winner:

ey up WP

[widepants]

au up bud

[andrewsmith]

Alright, up to much?

[Wideboy]

cornwall and devon and west dorset is west, south west is whiltshire, east dorset, hampshire ect

watching old re runs of american hotrod were that blue bear runs up the welder....... i would have ****ing decked him there and then lol

[andrewsmith]

got sick of that show

[Wideboy]

that boyde coddington is jsut a complete bellend

[andrewsmith]

rather watch the british 'is born' show

or watch someone build a minibusa

[Wideboy]

its a joke, that bluebear needs a slap, legally you wouldn't get away with the abuse he is in this country you'd be sacked or beaten to sh!t depending on what came first

[andrewsmith]

or both!!

A gaffer would no doubt do their best to kill him with a gas tank

[Wideboy]

its a irritating program to watch.......... 7 weeks to restore a 65 mustang with about 8 guys doing it. 7 weeks!! i could do that myself in 7 weeks, then they sack one of the body fabricators for pretty much no reason..... lol americans are lazy and crap no wonder all their cars fall apart

anywho.........

[andrewsmith]

rant over???

[Reeder]

I could try and restore a car in seven weeks, but I'd spend the entire time trying to figure out which tools were what.

[andrewsmith]

simples (sledge)hammer

http://www.stayfitbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sledgehammer.jpg

[Wideboy]

and a grinder, thats all you need :lol:

[Reeder]

Yay :D

[andrewsmith]

and you end up with....


http://image38.webshots.com/39/8/52/74/2721852740086184624aBrtyr_fs.jpg

[Reeder]

A small box with a red x in it?

[andrewsmith]

http://image38.webshots.com/39/8/52/74/2721852740086184624aBrtyr_fs.jpg

[Reeder]

Wont load for me sir.

I'm just going to guess it was this

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/l_d41d9caadf7b82714b8c99c955ca62c2.jpg

[andrewsmith]

Reeder

http://travel.webshots.com/photo/2721852740086184624aBrtyr

[Wideboy]

watched future weapons on quest....... didn't realise how "america is the best" that program is, they just made a massive a complete bullsh!t claim

"for years america has had complete global domination of the skies and with one plane, a planes that's never been shot down, unique in its own way....... the F15"

now im not fancy town hot shot lawyer but off the top of my head i can think of a number of accounts were they have been shot down and a number with total losses of crew and aircraft

[Reeder]

Ah, so u were trying to link me to a picture of a boy pretending to be brocoli after all! I knew it.

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

My weekend has begun :D