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Murderer!
Ha ha! Sorry man. Your family is just too tasty.
SoulKiss
04-05-11, 11:05 AM
Happy Star Wars Day !!!
Fruity-ya-ya
04-05-11, 11:05 AM
Just watched 'How clean is your house' and decided to de-scale the kettle using citric acid (from my homebrew kit) just like Aggie and thingy.
That's how fed up I am although, a bike is born has just come on the box.
Fruity-ya-ya
04-05-11, 11:07 AM
Happy Star Wars Day !!!
And May the fourth be with you too!
I heard somewhere it's national chicken day (http://www.lifescapemag.com/may-is-national-chicken-month-and-may-4th-national-chicken-day-mark-it-by-sponsoring-an-ex-battery-hen-or-purchase-the-book-norah-a-chicken/)!?!?!
Wideboy
04-05-11, 12:10 PM
Well hidyho, looks strange in here
Its cos im dancing in the backround naked again.
SoulKiss
04-05-11, 12:24 PM
Its cos im dancing in the backround naked again.
Naked you say?
Didn't notice and there was me thinking that it was quite warm today too :)
minimorecambe
04-05-11, 12:25 PM
*covers eyes and leaves the room*
I got the good looking face, so I'm happy. Maybe one day I'll find someone who'll love me for my personality.
*hears whispers*
Oh wait, what's that? I didn't get a good looking face either? God damn it...
Heyyyyyy Q baaaaaaabbbbbbe.
I'm afraid I now actually have to do work :( I'll chat to y'all later!
Drew Carey
04-05-11, 12:58 PM
Good afternoon Megathreaders......man....haven't been in here in aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggeeeeeeessssssssssss
andrewsmith
04-05-11, 07:41 PM
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Wideboy
05-05-11, 11:51 AM
Well hello, its quiet in here. Andy killed it I think
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 11:57 AM
I blame reeder
Gav get a pipe and that picture is complete :lol:
Wideboy
05-05-11, 12:16 PM
It was part of my birthday present, got a flight in a tiger moth from my lovely girlfriend
Yeah, damn smithers killing everything.
Yaaaaay plane flight! :D
I have man flu :(
I am not well.
Someone come do the ****load of work I've got to get done before 5? Cheers.
Wideboy
05-05-11, 12:59 PM
Where the feeb you get that frokin summer? You Been kissing hongman?
Didn't I tell you me and hongman have been socialising?
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:12 PM
It was part of my birthday present, got a flight in a tiger moth from my lovely girlfriend
You lucky, lucky bartender!
And a flight in a tiger moth.
Wideboy
05-05-11, 01:22 PM
Didn't I tell you me and hongman have been socialising?
Yes
You lucky, lucky bartender!
And a flight in a tiger moth. yah its gona be shweet, even got an electric guitar pen that makes noises. Best birthday ever
God women are retarded. Thinking childbirth is worse than man flu. What a joke.
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:27 PM
yah its gona be shweet, even got an electric guitar pen that makes noises. Best birthday ever
Not jealous (hand covers mouth and mumbles something about Gav and at least I have got a pipe (bitterly)).
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:30 PM
yah its gona be shweet, even got an electric guitar pen that makes noises. Best birthday ever
(still mumbling about bartenders and magical guitar pens (even more bitterly)).
Wideboy
05-05-11, 01:37 PM
I have a pipe somewhere
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:40 PM
I have a pipe somewhere
That's great, I'm so happy for you, really I am (gently sobbing into his shoulder, head turned away clutching a bic biro and kazoo).
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:44 PM
(wiping his eyes and now in a manly chest out way says) bet you can't flippin wait.
My Mrs is mental like you & would love to do owt like that.
Wideboy
05-05-11, 01:51 PM
Nuts on guitar pens aswell?
Fruity-ya-ya
05-05-11, 01:58 PM
Nope, not very musical unless you count Guitar Hero.
I was in a band when we met but I think she overlooked that rather than seeing it as a plus ;)
We have a bloke nearby who owns a plane & every time he's out Sarah runs outside to catch a glimpse.
She loves roller coasters and all that jazz but unless I'm steering (don't think Alton Towers is quite ready to let me loose at the controls) I get motion sickness :puker: .
Check out zeeeeee videooooooo
http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/News/newsresults/New-bikes/2011/May/may0311-s1000rr-faster-than-m3-even-in-wet/
God women are retarded. Thinking childbirth is worse than man flu. What a joke.
Man Flu - Women just dont get it
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 07:31 PM
Evening! Was trying to have a sleep before work there but it's just not happening!
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 07:42 PM
what time u starting nic
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 07:57 PM
2300. Need to leave here in about an hour.
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:01 PM
not good
how long u on 4?
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:03 PM
Til 0800. Then same again tomorrow night.
Til 0800. Then same again tomorrow night.
Gutted.
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:10 PM
Yeh, it sucks.
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:11 PM
1700- 0230 is bit of git aswel
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:19 PM
1700- 0230 is bit of git aswel
That's easy! don't mind that!
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:22 PM
then 1030 - 0100
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:31 PM
Try 0800 until 0430....lol
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:32 PM
never gooooood! :neutral:
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:34 PM
It's ok...until you start to drive home and realise you just want to sleep!
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:35 PM
lol true
Milky Bar Kid
05-05-11, 08:35 PM
Anyway, gotta go for a shower and put uniform on! Laters!
andrewsmith
05-05-11, 08:43 PM
have fun! Toodle oo
Milky Bar Kid
06-05-11, 08:07 AM
Good morning all! Bedtime for me now. Hope you all have a nice day!
Fruity-ya-ya
06-05-11, 09:01 AM
Good morning all! Bedtime for me now. Hope you all have a nice day!
Night night, i mean morning morning, I mean....well, you know what I mean.
MAGNERRRRRRSSSSSS MONKEYYYYYY :D
Hehehe
Fruity-ya-ya
06-05-11, 09:22 AM
More of a Heineken Hominid at the moment tbf.
I dont know what a Hominid is, and to spark conversation (and because I'm too lazy to look it up) please explain this to me?
Fruity-ya-ya
06-05-11, 09:28 AM
Curious George is one.
Fruity-ya-ya
06-05-11, 09:34 AM
I think King Kong was one.
Fruity-ya-ya
06-05-11, 09:34 AM
Reeder is one (unless you have a tail).
peterco
06-05-11, 10:09 AM
Just for you mr reeder
Hominid
From New World Encyclopedia
http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/thumb/f/f4/Austrolopithecus_africanus.jpg/240px-Austrolopithecus_africanus.jpg (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Image:Austrolopithecus_africanus.jpg)http://static.newworldencyclopedia.org/pskins/common/images/magnify-clip.png (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Image:Austrolopithecus_africanus.jpg)
Australopithecus africanus, a hominid in both senses of the term.
A hominid is any member of the primate family (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Taxonomy#Scientific_or_biological_classification) Hominidae (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Hominidae). Recent classification schemes for the apes (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Ape) place extinct and extant humans (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Human), chimpanzees (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Chimpanzee), gorillas (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Gorilla), and orangutans (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Orangutan) in Hominidae, and thus technically hominid refers to members of these groups. However, historically and even in some current classification schemes, Hominidae is restricted to humans and their close, extinct relatives—those more similar to humans than to the (other) great apes, which were placed in another family. Thus, there is a tradition of using the term hominid to refer only to humans and such forebears as Australopithecus (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Australopithecus), Homo habilis (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Homo_habilis), and Homo erectus (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Homo_erectus). In this sense, humans are considered the only surviving hominids.
This more restricted use of the term hominid is common in anthropology (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Anthropology), where it has been used for decades to refer only to humans and their extinct relatives. The more expansive meaning is becoming increasing common among zoologists (http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Zoology) and systematists.
Learn something new every day. I appreciate your efforts :D
your not the only R - i didn't know it either
*You're ;)
Sorry, couldn't resist :)
BigBaddad
06-05-11, 10:54 AM
Sorry, couldn't resist, officer. He was so young and pretty. :)
Edited for you.
Yeh, it sucks.I knew a girl...no hang on. Erm
Afternoon kiddlywinks
SoulKiss
06-05-11, 11:14 AM
Arfternoon :)
Afternoon All
SK oh master of webness - still can't that @rsing thing to work - think I've disabled the reader! **** that I am
R - :-p
V - hmmph!
SoulKiss
06-05-11, 12:03 PM
Afternoon All
SK oh master of webness - still can't that @rsing thing to work - think I've disabled the reader! **** that I am
R - :-p
V - hmmph!
Q - Built in reader on a laptop or a USB plugged in thing?
You around tonight later on - if so I can do a bit of PC Tech support when I get in from Soho if you want.
Yo yo yo everyone. I'm back!
How are we all hanging?!
BigBaddad
06-05-11, 03:58 PM
To the left, thanks.
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 08:48 PM
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DarrenSV650S
06-05-11, 08:52 PM
Shes got some fast fingers
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 08:55 PM
too rights
this one is even better! Tempted to get the lighter in the air
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DarrenSV650S
06-05-11, 09:08 PM
That works brilliantly :D
Good jackie chan film starting on sky mdn greats btw. Well I think it's good anyway. It's prequel was
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 09:10 PM
I'm tight and don't have sky!
Having a 1 man mosh pit for a laugh in the house.
So far most the furniture has been destroyed
DarrenSV650S
06-05-11, 09:10 PM
lol nutter. Do you live alone?
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 09:11 PM
nope me folks are away for a week, and I'm trying to blow steam off atm
DarrenSV650S
06-05-11, 09:12 PM
cool lucky you :)
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 09:13 PM
how you mean mate?
House to meself or living with the Parents?
DarrenSV650S
06-05-11, 09:19 PM
Having the house to yourself. Sick of having my parents here lol
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 09:23 PM
only once in a blue moon atm!
I'm normally finishing work at 2am and having the house to meself then (which is grade A sad)
SoulKiss
06-05-11, 09:46 PM
All well and good Mr Smith, but I'll see your Piano and raise you an Organ (fnar fnar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16oaGSltUPE
andrewsmith
06-05-11, 09:50 PM
That sound nuts moshed with
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I just got my knee down tonight :D
I just got my knee down tonight :D
so you proposed to your boyfriend at long last.
so you proposed to your boyfriend at long last.
LOL
andrewsmith
07-05-11, 08:57 AM
so you proposed to your boyfriend at long last.
:winner:
Fruity-ya-ya
07-05-11, 10:57 AM
so you proposed to your boyfriend at long last.
LMAO :smt082
Squatepantz
07-05-11, 11:21 AM
Hi all, apparently this is the place to introduce meself, just in the process of modifying the wife's candy blue 01 naked curvy. So far it's got lowered suspension/seat sculpted, rear hugger, fender extender, crash bungs, stainless rad guard, heated grips, stainless race can and some ducati style white stripes on the tank.
Just modifying a generic twin headlight bikini fairing and a cagiva belly pan to fit
I have a gen2 Tuono and I must say I have almost as much fun on the SV! Smooth little buggers ain't they!
I will hopefully get some pics up to show what we have achieved.
Found some great info on the forum and hope to find plenty more!
Geodude
07-05-11, 11:34 AM
Hi all, apparently this is the place to introduce meself, just in the process of modifying the wife's candy blue 01 naked curvy. So far it's got lowered suspension/seat sculpted, rear hugger, fender extender, crash bungs, stainless rad guard, heated grips, stainless race can and some ducati style white stripes on the tank.
Just modifying a generic twin headlight bikini fairing and a cagiva belly pan to fit
I have a gen2 Tuono and I must say I have almost as much fun on the SV! Smooth little buggers ain't they!
I will hopefully get some pics up to show what we have achieved.
Found some great info on the forum and hope to find plenty more!
Howdoo again buddy, almost the right place for intro in here, but if there is no one home in the megathread (tends to get quiet in here somtimes) then post a new thread in the normal thread part of this section. ;)
Ooooooooo fresh meat. welcome to the megethred Squatepantz. sit yourself down and enjoy the banter. its anything goes in here apart from the forum rules still apply. if you get upset easily or cant take a slagging then do not enter. BTW its all in jest in here so dont take it to heart.
Squatepantz
07-05-11, 11:44 AM
Howdoo again buddy, almost the right place for intro in here, but if there is no one home in the megathread (tends to get quiet in here somtimes) then post a new thread in the normal thread part of this section. ;)
Think I put enough drivel on now dude, me copy/paste buttons are waring thin:rolleyes:
Squatepantz
07-05-11, 12:00 PM
"Ooooooooo fresh meat. welcome to the megethred Squatepantz. sit yourself down and enjoy the banter. its anything goes in here apart from the forum rules still apply. if you get upset easily or cant take a slagging then do not enter. BTW its all in jest in here so dont take it to heart."
I'll get me coat....;)
what so soon.
like a famous carpenters song 'we've only just begun' :-)
andrewsmith
07-05-11, 07:41 PM
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smithers your gonna wear that gif out m8.
andrewsmith
07-05-11, 08:21 PM
haha
Tight scotsman
U ok mate?
me is better than ok... me is back on the road :-)
my wrist is still sore but i dont care (well i do but thats another story)
cant wait till the morra. i get out to plaaaaaaaaaaay :-)
hows you doin?
andrewsmith
07-05-11, 08:30 PM
Good good! Hows the feeling of being back on the road?
Quick one off the wrist that went wrong? ;)
Not bad mate, playing wear marker roulette and at work tomorrow :( and still not been paid either :evil:
there are only 2 things in my life that make me truly happy.
first and foremost is my family.
second is bikes.
''Quick one off the wrist that went wrong?'' shizz foiled again :-)
not nice nursing a baldy. i know i have been there in my younger days.
andrewsmith
07-05-11, 08:41 PM
Mate don't blame you in the slightest for that typo :lol:
Fair do's mate, your a tad older than me.
I'm just nursing it as I hate going to my fitters on a weekend as I'd wait 2 hours for it!
Got me lift today after quitting the smokes (see how long that stays true) BSB highlights :D
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