The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

I don't mind children.
I am good with them and find it extremely easy to pacify them.

But after working as a nursery nurse I cant like them as much as I used to!!

[DarrenSV650S]

I'd love to have a kid. Can't think of anything better. But I'm not ready for a 20+ year commitment just yet :p

[minimorecambe]

I would love one of my own as it would be different, but like you Darren I cant say that I am ready yet

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'd love to have a kid. Can't think of anything better. But I'm not ready for a 20+ year commitment just yet :p

It's an amazing thing. His daddy is having to do a lot of the work at the minute because Andrea had an emergency section so is still not really able to pick him up and stuff and his daddy is absolutely besotted with him. Was lovely to watch.

[gruntygiggles]

I'd love to have a kid. Can't think of anything better. But I'm not ready for a 20+ year commitment just yet :p

Hahaha, so naive...I don't have any yet, but it only takes half a brain cell to know it's a lifetime committment...lol.

[gruntygiggles]

Really am off to bed now. Love you all xxx

[minimorecambe]

Really am off to bed now. Love you all xxx

:smt058

[DarrenSV650S]

Hahaha, so naive...I don't have any yet, but it only takes half a brain cell to know it's a lifetime committment...lol.

Oh really? I thought they only lasted 25 years :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

Oh really? I thought they only lasted 25 years :rolleyes:

Thats waht my parents thought.
Then they had me :p

[Bibio]

just listened to bat out of hell after ermmm well a long time. i actually enjoyed it after all those years. it got played to death when i was younger and was put right off it.

[minimorecambe]

I love Meatloaf :D

[Bibio]

KIDS. i think i'm going to lumbered with mine the rest of my bloooody life.

[DarrenSV650S]

KIDS. i think i'm going to lumbered with mine the rest of my bloooody life.

No no, they only last 25 years

[Bibio]

at least i'll get a break when i ship them off to uni.

[minimorecambe]

Thats what my parents though Bib.


Im still here :D

[Bibio]

ones 16 and the other is 14 so i have a couple o years to go yet, worst luck. but i will miss having the little slaves to run to the shops.

[Bibio]

its now 'welcome to the pleasure dome' fecking assume album.

[minimorecambe]

I am 23, living at home, if I fklutter my eyelashes / pout at the right time I get things done for me :D

*spoilt brat alert *

[DarrenSV650S]

I am 23, living at home, if I fklutter my eyelashes / pout at the right time I get things done for me :D

*spoilt brat alert *

Like what?

[metalhead19]

at least i'll get a break when i ship them off to uni.

Dont be so sure......bank of mum and dad never closes ;)

[minimorecambe]

Everything that is needed for dy to day living.

Apart from cooking and cleaning, I do that in this house

[Bibio]

i must admit i think i'm quite lucky with my pair as they never 'want want want' or moan about anything. unlike a lot of the other mates kids. but they do get when they do ask.

[Bibio]

Dont be so sure......bank of mum and dad never closes ;)

hahahahaaa it will be me asking them when they have jobs. bank of mum and dad, i think i will suddenly turn deaf.

[metalhead19]

i think i will suddenly turn deaf.

Possibly a "sudden" spout of selective deafness lol

[minimorecambe]

Has anyone ever seen Cube????

[DarrenSV650S]

No. Is it any good?

[Bibio]

i've got a BIG opt out though, i just tell them to ask their mum.

[metalhead19]

Yeh, i have.

[Bibio]

Has anyone ever seen Cube????

tiz in my BB list so will be watching it soon i hope.

[minimorecambe]

What I remember yeh its great :)

[metalhead19]

i've got a BIG opt out though, i just tell them to ask their mum.

But then comes the real issue of what if they ask their mum first!

[DarrenSV650S]

You have a bad memory minx, we were talking about cube last week. And yes I have seen it ;)

[minimorecambe]

I seem to be the only human who has seen this film!!!!

[metalhead19]

Film?! Thought you were on about that program on ITV

[minimorecambe]

You have a bad memory minx, we were talking about cube last week. And yes I have seen it ;)

Were we? God damn it, dementia is catching I tell you!!!!

[Bibio]

But then comes the real issue of what if they ask their mum first!


hahahahaaaaaaa. mrs b has dysphasia so they can give it a good try.

if they are told 'go ask yer mum' they know its a no.

[Bibio]

Were we? God damn it, dementia is catching I tell you!!!!

you been at the cupboard at works again MM?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyone elses net down

[minimorecambe]

hahahahaaaaaaa. mrs b has dysphasia so they can give it a good try.

if they are told 'go ask yer mum' they know its a no.

Please tell me to mind my own business sweetie if you want, but what is Dysphasia

[DarrenSV650S]

I seem to be the only human who has seen this film!!!!

Were we? God damn it, dementia is catching I tell you!!!!

Seriously??

I mentioned it and then you said I was the only other person that had seen it cos none of your mates had heard of it.

You need stop drinking so much wine :?

[minimorecambe]

you been at the cupboard at works again MM?


I wish!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone elses net down

Nope mine is fine

[Bibio]

Please tell me to mind my own business sweetie if you want, but what is Dysphasia

http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=31169

can explain more than i can

[Bibio]

mine was flaky a couple days ago. MBK.

[minimorecambe]

Seriously??

I mentioned it and then you said I was the only other person that had seen it cos none of your mates had heard of it.

You need stop drinking so much wine :?

Oh I remember!
I was testing you ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just mine being a twonk then

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh I remember!
I was testing you ;)

Course you were :rolleyes:






Crazy drunk :smt030

[metalhead19]

My internet is rubbish, cuts out all the time and varies in speed constantly

[minimorecambe]

Course you were :rolleyes:


Crazy drunk :smt030

Who you calling crazy :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Has anyone ever seen Cube?

[Bibio]

Has anyone ever seen Cube?

:winner:

[minimorecambe]

Bed time, much love peoples xxxx mwah

[Bibio]

night MM. wet dreams. xx

[Wideboy]

Tiered.........

monday.......

****.........

[DarrenSV650S]

Tiered.........

monday.......

****.........

+1 and my stomach isnt feeling too great

[lily]

morning all!

interview at 4pm this afternoon, stomach feeling bad already!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning.

[Viney]

morning all!

interview at 4pm this afternoon, stomach feeling bad already!Morning Lills :kiss:Best of luck today :kiss: :kiss:

Morning.Morning Nic:kiss:

+1 and my stomach isnt feeling too great'sup Daz

Tiered.........

monday.......

****.........Quit ya whinging

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sensible head is telling me to stay awake just now but the lure of the cosy warm bed is so much more appealing.

[lily]

morning Nic and V


Nic, is it not a rest day? Your up early

[Viney]

Sensible head is telling me to stay awake just now but the lure of the cosy warm bed is so much more appealing.Hmmmmmmm cozy warm beeeed

[Milky Bar Kid]

morning Nic and V


Nic, is it not a rest day? Your up early

It's my last rest day. Hadn't planned to get up til after 9 but SHIIIIIIIITIIIIIIING - wide awake.

[lily]

not good!

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)
How are we all?

[Quedos]

I offically hate Mondays.

Morning all I'm going to go and stand in the corner becuase i'm a
http://mosaicgeek.com/mosaic-geek-blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/oscar-the-grouch-mosaic.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Because you are knitting while standing in a dustbin??? :p

[lily]

Because you are knitting while standing in a dustbin??? :p

this is Q, could be most likely ;)

[Quedos]

pffft

http://beckagatorphotography.webs.com/grump.jpg

[minimorecambe]

:grouphug:

I am thinking about ataying in bed today.
Do not want a repeat of yesterday so I think I am safer where I am with my phone switched off!!

[lily]

*air kisses and waves like an idiot while shouting* look at your text

[Quedos]

Thats not whose text i want though!

But:smt050:smt081:-dd

I'm being bombarded this morning with texts but not the one i really need:cry:

[minimorecambe]

Well that plan didnt last long! Im up :(

[munkygunn182]

Morning all! Just slept thought all my classes at uni... oops =/

[Wideboy]

Peanuts!!

[Reeder]

Good use of money there then Craig :)

[munkygunn182]

Excellent use of money...To go to work, or to go a wander down to the suzuki dealership... hmm

[minimorecambe]

Morning Craig, Gav and Andrew :D

We all well?

Why did I have a craving for milk this morning?? I now feel extremely sick :sick:

[munkygunn182]

Isn't milk meant to settle your stomach?

[Reeder]

Morning dearest Helen darling.

I am well other than my croaky/lack of voice :)
Was quite a heavy weekend for moi!

[minimorecambe]

Not when you are lactose intolerant

[minimorecambe]

Morning dearest Helen darling.

I am well other than my croaky/lack of voice :)
Was quite a heavy weekend for moi!

All will be quiet in the office then ;)

[Quedos]

MM - sorry I had to laugh - I know how you feel sometimes

Morning the rest of you (from the grouchy corner)
promises i'll feel better soon!

[minimorecambe]

MM - sorry I had to laugh - I know how you feel sometimes

I am here to amuse :D

[munkygunn182]

lactose intolerant... so at what point did drinking milk sound like a good idea? :p

[lily]

Not when you are lactose intolerant

I feel your pain!

I MISS CHEESE! Lacto free cheese is crap! :cry:

[minimorecambe]

I feel your pain!

I MISS CHEESE! Lacto free cheese is crap! :cry:

Yes it is :thumbdown: I am quite bad and will make myself ill if I really want something.

[Reeder]

Cheese is crap.

[minimorecambe]

Cheese is crap.

:o

[Wideboy]

Its cheesy

[lily]

Yes it is :thumbdown: I am quite bad and will make myself ill if I really want something.

trust me your not the only one! ;)

Pizza is my main thing, I will still have it, know I will be ill, but also sooooooooo want the pizza.

Drew has given up now and just waits about half an hour after eating something for my moaning to start!

[minimorecambe]

Drew has given up now and just waits about half an hour after eating something for my moaning to start!

Lol - much of the same here!!!
Now I fancy cheese on toast :cry:

[Reeder]

Just so you two know, and because I'm an ********, I'm going to my friends tonight where 4 of us are getting pizza ;) it's going to be pretty yummy.

[Wideboy]

But pizza doesnt have cheese on it, its cheese flavored paste

[minimorecambe]

Just so you two know, and because I'm an ********, I'm going to my friends tonight where 4 of us are getting pizza ;) it's going to be pretty yummy.

[-X That is mean!!!

I will save you a job Lily - :smt075

[minimorecambe]

But pizza doesnt have cheese on it, its cheese flavored paste

Cheese flavoured paste???
What pizzas do you get Gav? :?

[Wideboy]

Its true, most pizza's dont actually have cheese on them its a substitute

[Reeder]

You're a substitute.

[minimorecambe]

Well not the good pizzas :)

[lily]

Just so you two know, and because I'm an ********, I'm going to my friends tonight where 4 of us are getting pizza ;) it's going to be pretty yummy.

It's fine Reeder, I'm having smoked cod, and roasted red pepper fish cakes with a jacket potatoe and salad and most looking forward to it.

Gavino, trust me Dominos is the worse for affecting me, which I know is what you eat most! ;)

Do you have the latco free products MM?

Its the other stuff its in without me knowing that I find difficult. I can have a can of soup and feel bad and its not until I look at the can I see it says contains milk! :confused:

[minimorecambe]

Do you have the latco free products MM?

Nah I just try and avoid dairy.

I tend to cook from scratch anyway so know whats going in my food :)