The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

mate there is no job 4 me laid the newest 3 of us off.
To the annoyance of my immediate boss as he hates who he has to work with

[minimorecambe]

as of today unemployed mate

:grouphug::smt056:smt058

[andrewsmith]

:grouphug::smt056:smt058

cheers helen

[minimorecambe]

You are getting hell of a lot of hugs and kisses from me tonight!!

[DarrenSV650S]

You're too easy minxer

[andrewsmith]

lol must be doing something right

[minimorecambe]

I am lucky in my job that I will always be needed.
Even more so because I work with challenging behaviour and there isnt many people who do / are willing

[minimorecambe]

You're too easy minxer

:smt104

I am just a caring person thankyou!

[minimorecambe]

lol must be doing something right

You can have hugs without being made redundant you know :)

[DarrenSV650S]

You're welcome

[Holdup]

I am lucky in my job that I will always be needed.
Even more so because I work with challenging behaviour and there isnt many people who do / are willing

So who looks after you?

[andrewsmith]

You can have hugs without being made redundant you know :)

i kno! shame am 200 miles away

[minimorecambe]

So who looks after you?

No one, thats why Im lose to wreak havoc!

[minimorecambe]

i kno! shame am 200 miles away

:(

[DarrenSV650S]

Thank faulk I'm further away

[Holdup]

and im even further reeeesult

[minimorecambe]

Cheeky sod!!!!

:smt090

[andrewsmith]

Thank faulk I'm further away

*insert putdown here*

[DarrenSV650S]

Only joking. Wish more orgers were near me

[Holdup]

9 hours away from Darren

Thank christ for that

[minimorecambe]

Only joking. Wish more orgers were near me

Hmmmm best be aswell ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

9 hours away from Darren

Thank christ for that

:smt008

[DarrenSV650S]

Hmmmm best be aswell ;)

You wish you were closer?

[Holdup]

:smt008

If i go Maidstone to Carnoustie its 9 hours 1 minute, if i go Carnoustie to Maidstone its 9 hours, how did google maps work that one minute out, plus i bet i can cut an hour off that journey time

[minimorecambe]

Right, if these prats down the road don't turn thier gangsta rap down. I will go round there and shove the speakers up their deapest, darkest, orifice!!!!!!

[minimorecambe]

You wish you were closer?

Of course Darren :)

[Holdup]

In their ears?

[DarrenSV650S]

If i go Maidstone to Carnoustie its 9 hours 1 minute, if i go Carnoustie to Maidstone its 9 hours, how did google maps work that one minute out, plus i bet i can cut an hour off that journey time
What's a maidstone?

Sounds like your cleaner laid an egg

Right, if these prats down the road don't turn thier gangsta rap down. I will go round there and shove the speakers up their deapest, darkest, orifice!!!!!!
Our next next door neighbours were making loads of noise last night and have been for ages at like 10/11pm and last night my dad just cracked and went outside and shouted at the top of his voice "Do you mind?! Some people are trying to sleep! Shut up!"

I heard him in my room on the other side of the house. So embarrassing :o

[DarrenSV650S]

Of course Darren :)

:rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

I wouldnt mind if it was decent music!

[Holdup]

what kind of name is Carnoustie

[andrewsmith]

what kind of name is Carnoustie

Scottish 4 ghey

[DarrenSV650S]

It's pronounced Carsnootie

[minimorecambe]

Well I pronounce it Carnoostie :)

Rolls off the tongue better :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Morecambe......


More combs please Jeff

[minimorecambe]

No Its not More Comb

Its More come

Saying that I tend to pronounce it exactly how its spelt

Mor-e-cam-be

[DarrenSV650S]

No Its not More Comb

Its More come

That's what she said!! :cheers:

[Holdup]

come more

[minimorecambe]

Damn you!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Helen wants more come

[Wideboy]

ahhhhh no... all you can eat was a bad idea..... yet good at the same time!

[Holdup]

hello to you too :-s

[minimorecambe]

Helen wants more come

:smt104:smt104:smt104:smt104:smt104:smt104:smt104

[minimorecambe]

Welcome home Gav :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh christ it's Gav

[Wideboy]

Hello!! Its me!!! And i've had falling down water

[andrewsmith]

right on that bizzare rude translation of Morecombe

I is off laters alllllllllllllllll

[DarrenSV650S]

Night Andy boy

[minimorecambe]

Night Andy xxx

[Wideboy]

night agent smith!..... i didnt think agents needed sleep?

[DarrenSV650S]

Wideload it's past 9.30pm ....

What the hell are you doing up??

[Wideboy]

i went out, dont worry i'll be turning in in a mo

[Holdup]

you had a few shandies?

[Wideboy]

had a few pints of thatchers, not much

[DarrenSV650S]

pervert

[Holdup]

Computer has lost internet...

Darren M79 is a song by vamp weekend

[Wideboy]

?

[DarrenSV650S]

Computer has lost internet...

Darren M79 is a song by vamp weekend

tut


James said (00:50):
M79
is a song
on vampire weekends album
vampire weekend
Darren said (00:51):
no it fookin isnt
James said (00:51):
yes it is
Darren said (00:51):
oh yeh it is
well
it isnt on my copy
Darren said (00:52):
track 5 is called "Boston" on mine
because the song is about boston
Darren said (00:53):
wtf my version is f*cked up
u dont even have a song called "campus" do u?

[DarrenSV650S]

Seems my version is rather faulked up. I shall purchase the proper cd tomorrow

[Holdup]

Yea I do and yea you do and think my router has dropped internets :(

[Viney]

Morning Gays.

[minimorecambe]

Morning Gays.

*cough*

[DarrenSV650S]

Viney you doosh bag. What you doing up

[Viney]

*cough*Sorry Helen, didnt see you there. Morning gorgeous :kiss: Good night gorgeous :kiss:

As for the rest of ya. im now off under the duvet.

Bon Nuit mon ames

[Holdup]

Yea don't forget the lesbians viney

[minimorecambe]

Lol night Viney xxx

[minimorecambe]

Yea don't forget the lesbians viney


:smt021

[DarrenSV650S]

So anyway....


What's everyone up to now?

[Holdup]

internetz is back whoop whoop

[Wideboy]

night weeners........ and helen

[minimorecambe]

night weeners........ and helen

Night Gav :smt058

[minimorecambe]

So anyway....


What's everyone up to now?

I am watching the end of a programme and then I shall go get my beauty sleep I think

[Holdup]

night bumboy

[DarrenSV650S]

Night fatass

[Holdup]

I am watching the end of a programme and then I shall go get my beauty sleep I think

;)

If I had to I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask, would you like that? Would you like that?
And I don't mind if you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask, do you like that? Do you like that? No!




toooooon

[DarrenSV650S]

I'd be worried if I were you minxer

[minimorecambe]

Its OK, I have an American bulldog that sleeps next to my bed - I think Im safe!

[Holdup]

your all mega boring might go to bed

[Bibio]

evnin homos

[minimorecambe]

Night James :)

[Holdup]

i said might

Hey sexy man, now it will get intresting

[minimorecambe]

Hi Bibio :D How are you my dear?

[Bibio]

i is fine. just back from auld reekie.

[minimorecambe]

You had a good time?

[DarrenSV650S]

i is fine. just back from auld reekie.

Which is code for........?

[Bibio]

yup. was at me bro's and a few old mates showed their faces so it was a good old hoot. just what i was needing.

hows you?

[Bibio]

Which is code for........?

at me brothers.

[minimorecambe]

Im all good thanks :)
Just watching the end of this programme then turning in

[Bibio]

was thinking of gouching out and watch a movie. i know i wont sleep if i go to bed even though i'm yawning my head off.

[minimorecambe]

Niether will I but I know I have to try :)

[Bibio]

hahaha if i try i just wake up even more. so i just wait till i'm almost zombie walking then try and sleep.

[Holdup]

I wont sleep but f all else to do

morning

[Bibio]

its blooody freezing in KDY 2night.

[minimorecambe]

Lol bless you :)

Well I am going to log off.

Sweet dreams all :smt008

[DarrenSV650S]

Me and holdup are off to bedy bys

Night all :)

[Holdup]

Me and holdup are off to bedy bys

Night all :)

not in the same one though :(

night

[minimorecambe]

Its nothing personal Bib :smt058

[Bibio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVXFqWRGP4&feature=related

[Bibio]

night MM. sweet dream my loverly.

[Reeder]

Japan!