The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Bibio]

hahahaaaa i just spotted that. dyslexia strikes again lol

[Bibio]

well done m8 stick in there. i gave up for a year then turned to the dark side again. the money i saved in that year went a loooong way to me getting the new bike.

[andrewsmith]

this is the 3 time since new year I've tried to quit!

Its an occupational hazard in what I'm in atm

[Bibio]

the biggest thing that helped me was boiled sweets. every time i got a craving for a fag i just sucked a sweet.

that dont sound right lol.

bigest problem was i went from 9.5st to 16st in 6 months.

[andrewsmith]

Trying cccccold turkey

Ouch! You must have been a fog factory?
You skinny Lance again?

[Bibio]

getting there m8. i'm at 10.5-11st. i have gone from a 46'' waist to a 34-36 in 6 months. i can get into a 32 but its a wee bit tight.

[andrewsmith]

bloody hell!!!
I thought I was a fatty a couple years ago!

Good on you anyways mate

[Bibio]

the biggest factor in me loosing weight was it was hard to wipe my arz. seriously i dont know how fat people manage it.

from then on it was feck this i'm going on a diet.

[andrewsmith]

mate the way you've just put that has got me crying in laughter!

The thing that got me at the time, being fat didn't bother me, now it makes me cringe!

[peterco]

you need one of these,
Bottom Buddy

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The Bottom Buddy has a 15 inch long ergonomically designed device that reaches and cleans where you can't. This soft and smooth design has a simple, uncomplicated mechanism which grips the toilet tissue firmly and releases it cleanly, thus abolishing the need to touch the tissue after wiping. It works equally well with toilet tissue or wet wipes 7 comes with a free carry case. This totally new and innovative design overcomes the drawbacks of any existing devices and ensures personal hygiene for those who find reaching difficult.

Features

Flexible head holds toilet tissue or pre-moistened wipes
Curved, 15 inch long design reaches and wipes where you can't
No need to touch tissue after use; simply push the button and the tissue is released
Simple-to-use and easy-to-clean
Comes with free carry case
Helps maintain your privacy and dignity
Latex-free

Specifications

Length 15"

[andrewsmith]

:smt103:smt103:smt103

[Bluefish]

you need one of these,
Bottom Buddy

http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gifhttp://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gif
Personal & Bottom Care (http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/products.php?catID=5&subID=188)
http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gif
http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/greenbox_topright2.gifhttp://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gifhttp://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gif
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http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gif
click image to enlarge
http://www.betterlifehealthcare.com/images/b.gif

The Bottom Buddy has a 15 inch long ergonomically designed device that reaches and cleans where you can't. This soft and smooth design has a simple, uncomplicated mechanism which grips the toilet tissue firmly and releases it cleanly, thus abolishing the need to touch the tissue after wiping. It works equally well with toilet tissue or wet wipes 7 comes with a free carry case. This totally new and innovative design overcomes the drawbacks of any existing devices and ensures personal hygiene for those who find reaching difficult.


Features

Flexible head holds toilet tissue or pre-moistened wipes
Curved, 15 inch long design reaches and wipes where you can't
No need to touch tissue after use; simply push the button and the tissue is released
Simple-to-use and easy-to-clean
Comes with free carry case
Helps maintain your privacy and dignity
Latex-free
Specifications

Length 15"

Comes in extra long sizes for the really fat ****er, any how only posting to say just put born to run on the record player, peace and love.

[Sally]

Hey! Whats the craic?

[Viney]

Good evening Carbon Based Life forms

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:D Morning all :D

TyJs1NK_Xk4

Sorry, I've been awake all night & I think it's melted my brain.

[Quedos]

Morning all

Welcome the SV650.org - world of intrigue, conspiracy, egos, paranoia and stupid little voices!

the drink of the morning

http://www.eventhireblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tequila_sunrise.jpg

[andrewsmith]

not strong enough!

Already in rant mode!!!


Morning anyways

[Quedos]

Thats followed by half a btl of after shock

And 'm resisting Rant Mode

but

GO FOR IT!!

[andrewsmith]

nah! Vile stuff

I'm going to resist as its a petty rrrrrant!

[Quedos]

Petty rant are even better - its gets it all out in the open! and you'll feel better

[SoulKiss]

Morning all

Welcome the SV650.org - world of intrigue, conspiracy, egos, paranoia and stupid little voices!

the drink of the morning

http://www.eventhireblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tequila_sunrise.jpg

Just another Tequila Sunrise eh?

Life in the Fast Lane Q?

You having problems with a Desperado with Lyin' Eyes, or is it some Witchy Woman?

Just Take it Easy till you feel a Peaceful Easy Feeling, don't feel a Heartache Tonight at the Sad Cafe, in the Long Run you're not the New Kid in Town.

:)

Wonders if anyone but the V-Man will get this :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Can someone explain to me what is going on in ecosse land? I'm totally out of the loop on all this

[SoulKiss]

Can someone explain to me what is going on in ecosse land? I'm totally out of the loop on all this

Aparently the SNP are taking over the Ecosse section and dont Like Germany or something

[Bibio]

the usual m8. pride and bitching.

i just wish that they would have a hug.

[Quedos]

(((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))

I got it SK!!!

Darren to be honest you best off out if it

[SoulKiss]

(((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))

I got it SK!!!

Darren to be honest you best off out if it

Hehe Q - did have my suspicions that you might :)

*Hugs*

[Quedos]

You gotta have desperado!! Love it!!

[SoulKiss]

You gotta have desperado!! Love it!!

Only in small doses - that and Who Wants to Live Forever are almost guaranteed to get the tears going...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Afternoon all!

[andrewsmith]

Petty rant are even better - its gets it all out in the open! and you'll feel better

All cured! Killed another polar bear instead :lol:

Now need to get a new front tyre, the markers are showing

[Geodude]

Afternoon all!
Afternoon to you too mbk and the rest of you :D

[Geodude]

@andy didnt want to derail yc's thread about joe joes, roosters etc so thought it was ok to do it in here ;) i have lost hours in joe joe just looking at anything and nothing great place. You been to roosters when the young lass is working she can rebuild any bike with her eyes shut :smt007

[Quedos]

andrew = poor polar bears!!

Afternoon Nic - hows sunny Germany? ( sorry!!)

[andrewsmith]

@andy didnt want to derail yc's thread about joe joes, roosters etc so thought it was ok to do it in here ;) i have lost hours in joe joe just looking at anything and nothing great place. You been to roosters when the young lass is working she can rebuild any bike with her eyes shut :smt007

Fair dos mate.
Yes i know roughly mean. Lesile's lassie isnt it.

Ive got lost in the containers at roosters should have bought the rsv front and berlins old race frame :rolleyes:

[Geodude]

If you mean chicken (dont know his proper name) yeah i think it is his daughter :smt007. Yep also spent some time in those containers and its surprising what you can find when your after somthing else. I dont ride the bike up to the yard though cos have you seen the state of the lane :smt103

[Milky Bar Kid]

andrew = poor polar bears!!

Afternoon Nic - hows sunny Germany? ( sorry!!)

LOL! Don't get me start Q! I dunno what I did to deserve all that!:confused:

[andrewsmith]

If you mean chicken (dont know his proper name) yeah i think it is his daughter :smt007. Yep also spent some time in those containers and its surprising what you can find when your after somthing else. I dont ride the bike up to the yard though cos have you seen the state of the lane :smt103

I do ride up there :D

[Reeder]

Hi guysssssss!

[andrewsmith]

andrew = poor polar bears!!

Afternoon Nic - hows sunny Germany? ( sorry!!)

Poor me! Just got soaked going home after dropping the bike off for a tyre :neutral:

[Quedos]

Okay poor andrew:smt056

Nik - don't know forums and irony I don't think work to well. Could be worse I suppose I'm a member of a secret pact that so secret I didn't even know I was a member, Tho it great knowing that you can get someone so riled just by doing nothing - must try it more often:smt082

Hey R;)

[Reeder]

You well Q :D?

[DarrenSV650S]

Can someone please talk me out of buying these

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nestle-Flipz-Pretzel-Snack-Cracker-12-Bags-/400210560440?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item9bff976614

[Reeder]

I love them. They're my favourite.

Does that make you want to buy them less?

[andrewsmith]

Okay poor andrew:smt056

Nik - don't know forums and irony I don't think work to well. Could be worse I suppose I'm a member of a secret pact that so secret I didn't even know I was a member, Tho it great knowing that you can get someone so riled just by doing nothing - must try it more often:smt082

Hey R;)

I am worse than some kids with there parents at times :p

Well am 99 quid poorer for a front tyre

[DarrenSV650S]

I love them. They're my favourite.

Does that make you want to buy them less?

No I really really want to buy some :(

You can't buy them here anymore

[Quedos]

choc pretzels - you freak!! thats is almost as wrong as my elmo cake!!

Reeder - I'm not bad could be better

you may be 99 poorer but you got a new tyre which mean miles must be done on bike!! FUN!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Have you tried them Q? They sound wrong but they are sooooo yummy

[Bibio]

pretzels and nutella. almost as good as cheese and nutella.

[Reeder]

choc pretzels - you freak!! thats is almost as wrong as my elmo cake!!

Reeder - I'm not bad could be better

you may be 99 poorer but you got a new tyre which mean miles must be done on bike!! FUN!!!!

I'll settle for not bad and not delve any deeper into your deep dark life :smt050

Everyone else ok?

[SoulKiss]

Found Choccie Dodgers and Toffee Dogers in Tesco's today - not too bad...

[Reeder]

Flipping awesome.

Im hungry now.

[Quedos]

I've not tried them but they just sound wrong - I'm sure that the choc would be rather poor - would rather make my own pretzela nd cover in moulten nutella!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How do,

Can someone please talk me out of buying these

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nestle-Flipz-Pretzel-Snack-Cracker-12-Bags-/400210560440?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=&hash=item9bff976614

They look well nice, I hope you gave in (not in a nasty way mind you).

[DarrenSV650S]

How do,



They look well nice, I hope you gave in (not in a nasty way mind you).

They are delish. Used to get them all the time at school then they just disappeared. I'm not giving in though. 12 bags of them would have a very bad effect on my diet and I'm not giving up till I get a 6pack and I'm very close lol

[SoulKiss]

Anyone else tried this?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Butterkist-Popcorn-Chocolate-18x50g/dp/B004GXU9BW

[DarrenSV650S]

oooooooh I've had the normal toffee stuff. Haven't seen that though. Looks good

It's no wonder everyone is going obese with so many delicious things to eat! :p

[SoulKiss]

oooooooh I've had the normal toffee stuff. Haven't seen that though. Looks good

It's no wonder everyone is going obese with so many delicious things to eat! :p

Insulting Git !!!

What do you mean "going" - lol :p

[DarrenSV650S]

lol I think the romans had the right idea. Stuff your gob then chuck it up. Bit expensive and wasteful though

[SoulKiss]

lol I think the romans had the right idea. Stuff your gob then chuck it up. Bit expensive and wasteful though

Reminds me of the warning about hiring strippers with eating disorders, its not so much fun when the cake jumps out of the girl.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Reminds me of the warning about hiring strippers with eating disorders, its not so much fun when the cake jumps out of the girl.
LOL, very sound advice.:puker:

[andrewsmith]

evening all

My speedo has went nuts

[Fruity-ya-ya]

evening all

My speedo has went nuts
http://media.justjared.com/headlines/2008/02/justin-timberlake-speedo.jpg

[andrewsmith]

no not that way fruity.

The bikes had a new tyre and the speedo has stopped working. Got a gut feeling its a short or loose connection

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sucks dude :(

Maybe those fitters are drumming up business for the local garages?

[andrewsmith]

I think its been loose for a while and has come undone completely.

If they've fubra'ed the drive they're paying for it as I know its fine

[DarrenSV650S]

We've got thunder and lightning and hailstones here :neutral:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Rain hat? :safe:

[DarrenSV650S]

Must be late April showers. And em ... late ... snow type stuff

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Back later chaps, gotta make the boy something to eat.

[DarrenSV650S]

Later fruity :)

Might pop off to the gym soon myself

[andrewsmith]

We've got thunder and lightning and hailstones here :neutral:

we've had ti since this morning

[DarrenSV650S]

It was lovely and sunny here this afternoon. I was out playing on the sv

[andrewsmith]

we've had two massive ones!

My street was under about 3" of water about 2pm

[DarrenSV650S]

sake. Guess we are paying for the last week of sunshine

[andrewsmith]

well the last 6 weeks here :smt040

Well the house looks like smokery off me tea. 3 extract fans on and the smoke still ain't clearing

[DarrenSV650S]

What were you trying to make

[andrewsmith]

Cooking pork burgers on a griddle plate!

[DarrenSV650S]

lol phail. That's really hard to get wrong

[Bibio]

hahaha, i love kirkcaldy its been feckin ace here all day but its getting a bit ermm well humid and feels like thunder weather.

[andrewsmith]

no oil in the pan. Don't use much when a cook.

They taste cracking done in the pan, but beef and lamb is easier to cook in it

[DarrenSV650S]

hahaha, i love kirkcaldy its been feckin ace here all day but its getting a bit ermm well humid and feels like thunder weather.

We just had thunder and lightning and hailstones


Can't decide between these mirrors

http://www.carparts-sale.com/koso-motorcycle-mirror-for-honda-yamaha-suzuki-kawasaki-p-207.html?zenid=s7j2a5573s8r9a3bqno93s1vj0


http://www.carparts-sale.com/turn-signal-mirror-mirrors-shadow-vulcan-volusia-harley-p-204.html

[Reeder]

Been perfectly clear skies and sun here today and not too windy but still a bit as I'm right at the coast.
Been lovely and warm too, car was showing 20 degrees earlier

[andrewsmith]

Someone please wrap a fire extinguisher around the ministers head who has suggested poorer students can get into university paying international students rates :evil:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Stop moaning. Did you see my spider story?

[andrewsmith]

Aye wee beastie

[Milky Bar Kid]

You would have laughed watching me perched on the edge of the bed with trainer, drumstick and can of deodorant, occasionally skooshing deodorant at it and shouting at it....

[andrewsmith]

I can imagine. You don't do anything by halves

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! Nope, I don't!

[andrewsmith]

I'm all expecting something like this in the future to happen

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2456413740_6639cb7e4d.jpg

[Viney]

Morning Lifeforms

Kisses to the ladies :kiss:
Nods to the gents

[Quedos]

Stop moaning. Did you see my spider story?

yes - nota good sight first things in the morning feel a little sick now!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

That wasn't the spider...that was just the bug thing that I thought was a wasp.

[Quedos]

That was a bad - I like spiders ( yes i'm weird but you knew that)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well you should have joined me at half three this morning and gotten rid of the one in my room that is now hiding resulting in me getting less than 3 hrs sleep!

[Viney]

OI! BIRDS...MORNING :kiss:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning Mr Vine...

[andrewsmith]

Could have been worse Nic....


Could have been...

http://funnydaze.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/big-scar-spider-sitting-on-roll-of-toilet-paper.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

I note that Amy Lee is trending on twitter this morning as she has announced that Evanescence are back in the studio recording another album....awesomeness!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Mr Smith, didn't appreciate that. Not funny.

[andrewsmith]

Mr Smith, didn't appreciate that. Not funny.

Sorrrrrrry :kiss: