The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Bibio]

I have been lurking :)


thats just pervy but i like it :D

[minimorecambe]

Oi, Im a good girl :p

[allantheboss]

Reeder and I happen to be very good friends. We have spend much time doing camp together and using our rods with each other. To fish.

[allantheboss]

I like fish. Especially now that red meat is carcinogenic

[Bibio]

well be a good girl and make me a cuppa then.

[Bibio]

all this talk of camping and rods crossing is getting me exited.

what type of fishing do you do then mr boss?

[allantheboss]

Fishing for one-eyed trouser trouts, obviously. Do you partake in any sport my friend Bilbo

[andrewsmith]

post away young man post away. i'll get it fettled at the weekend. now remember DRAWINGS. cant do nowt if i dont understand what you want.

It doesn't need much, its marked up whats needing cut and all else it needs is a small lip to the front

[DarrenSV650S]

Speaking of post, your m/c should be on it's way to you Lance

[Bibio]

fly fishing, you find a zipper and open it to reveal the wonders of the trout inside. been fly fishing since i was 8 i'm now 43.

used to do a lot of outdoor activities when i was younger but not any more.

biking and fishing is about the limit these days. i blooody love camping though when i get the chance which is never. dont do camp sites though its doc leaves and the woods for me. cant beat a good camp fire out in the wild with a few tinnys and mates.

[Bibio]

It doesn't need much, its marked up whats needing cut and all else it needs is a small lip to the front

lip at the front might be a problem. cutting stuff off is no problem.

[Bibio]

Speaking of post, your m/c should be on it's way to you Lance

cheers ma dear. mucho appreciated m8.

[andrewsmith]

lip at the front might be a problem. cutting stuff off is no problem.

its no biggie mate, the battery has stayed put without the tank bracket for a year, so i doubt it'll move in the tray

[Bibio]

a cppl velcro dots will sort it out m8. or the good old blu-tak

[andrewsmith]

a cppl velcro dots will sort it out m8. or the good old blu-tak

yep!

[allantheboss]

fly fishing, you find a zipper and open it to reveal the wonders of the trout inside. been fly fishing since i was 8 i'm now 43.

used to do a lot of outdoor activities when i was younger but not any more.

biking and fishing is about the limit these days. i blooody love camping though when i get the chance which is never. dont do camp sites though its doc leaves and the woods for me. cant beat a good camp fire out in the wild with a few tinnys and mates.

How do you know if you can camp in woods legally, or is the plod will wake you up? I prefer that too, but I dont know where I could go about it other than on ol' Brokeback

[Bibio]

there are loads of places up here in Kilted land mainly on hydro reservoir banks as the land belongs to them and they dont give a flying feck. also the plod dont bother unless you are making a complete **** of yourselves or causing damage.

one of my all time favourite places.

http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=56.709977,-3.891032&spn=0.002179,0.006968&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=56.71031,-3.891802&panoid=SCOd5urZ91F9xU6Jib6HlA&cbp=12,53.27,,0,7.49

[Venom]

I have been lurking :)

How are we?

thats just pervy but i like it :D

She says lurking but she really means stalking.

Scotland was sunny and dry but England is wet and miserable. I hate living in England. I want to move to the mountains, yes.... Wales!!

[munkygunn182]

Evening all!

[Quedos]

Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant hapus!!

so tired this morning

http://www.skylinesfarm.com/Graphics/PearlSoTired.jpg

[Viney]

Morning people. Today i feel unwell so stay clear.

*Kisses Q on the cheek*

[Wideboy]

Hidilyho *stands on opposite side of room to vman*

You making your yearly visit to pooled quay this year vinechenso?

I am addicted to tescos malted milk biccys

[munkygunn182]

Morninnnng!

[Reeder]

o hai peepuls

[Quedos]

morning sweets


((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))

[minimorecambe]

Morning ladies and gentleman and Gav :smt058

[Wideboy]

I'm special

[Quedos]

yup we know that Gav!:mrgreen:

[Viney]

Hidilyho *stands on opposite side of room to vman*

You making your yearly visit to pooled quay this year vinechenso?

I am addicted to tescos malted milk biccysThat i may lord Wide.

When its a bit warmer of course, sort of mid June or there abouts. Lets hope that this time round there will be a few more people there and Fizz doesn't have rush off

[minimorecambe]

I'm special

Yes dear, very special :p ;)

[munkygunn182]

I'm special needs
:rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

Quiet in here today

[Wideboy]

wwhy do you always post when I do

[Reeder]

Are you two cheating on me with each other?

[Holdup]

sleep time now?

[Wideboy]

Are you two cheating on me with each other?

I dumped you long ago, to clingy


Why is it so dead in here of late, I say to spice things up everyone who nor posts in here has to be naked.... I am RIGHT NOW!

[munkygunn182]

I dumped you long ago, to clingy


Why is it so dead in here of late, I say to spice things up everyone who nor posts in here has to be naked.... I am RIGHT NOW!
Deal ;)

[Quedos]

, I say to spice things up everyone who nor posts in here has to be naked.... I am RIGHT NOW!

oh well - i never did like rules

i prefer the notion of giving an idea of whats underneath and letting imagination work rather than showing it all off!:batman:

Morning all

[SoulKiss]

in here has to be naked.... I am RIGHT NOW!

Funny, I didnt notice. :)

Morning org-types

[Quedos]

Morning SK:kiss:

[SoulKiss]

Morning Q :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Arrrgh crap. Just been called into work on my day off. Tut!

[Quedos]

Not good Nic its not for a full shift is it?

[Reeder]

I'm always naked anyway :)

[Quedos]

Morning R

i saw this and thought of SK

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/iphone-birthday-cake.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not good Nic its not for a full shift is it?

They've changed their minds again, now that I am outta bed and got gear on for bike! Tut!

Will go out on bike shortly, will let it warm up a bit outside first!

[Quedos]

Typically Nic - least you get to go out on the bike

[SoulKiss]

Morning R

i saw this and thought of SK

http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/iphone-birthday-cake.jpg

You can go right off some people you know... :p

[Reeder]

Morning Q you lovely thing ;)

[minimorecambe]

Morning all :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

No fecking idea where to take the bike though...

Morning MM!

[Reeder]

ARGHHHHHH IT'S HELEN! Everyone run and hide!!

[minimorecambe]

Think I might go play out for a while today.
Might go up to the lake district :)

ARGHHHHHH IT'S HELEN! Everyone run and hide!!

:smt090

[Quedos]

Sorry Sk - it had to be done.
Morning Reeder
Helen!!! - how is you all this morning!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Think I might go play out for a while today.
Might go up to the lake district :)



:smt090

If my hands would hold out long enough with the cold (although shouldn't be bad later) I would join you!

[andrewsmith]

ARGHHHHHH IT'S HELEN! Everyone run and hide!!

Arrrrrrrrrgh it Reeder, everyone get their medaeval chastity underwear on

[minimorecambe]

Well I might not make it that far, all depends on my back. Last time I didnt even get half way there and I had to stop because it was aching.

[Wideboy]

Can I come? Id have to do pulion tho

[minimorecambe]

You sure you want to get on a bike with Little Miss Clumsy? :p

[Wideboy]

No

[minimorecambe]

Good :smt019

[Reeder]

Nice spelling smithers.
Nic - come ride to my house :D It's not far. I'll make you a cup of hot chocolate for when you arrive.
HI GAV.
Sorry Helen :D I love you really.

[minimorecambe]

Sorry Helen :D I love you really.

You are forgiven :smt058

[Reeder]

Why don't you ride to my house too Helen?

In fact, why doesn't everyone?!?!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nice spelling smithers.
Nic - come ride to my house :D It's not far. I'll make you a cup of hot chocolate for when you arrive.
HI GAV.
Sorry Helen :D I love you really.

Yeh...only like...600 miles or something! lol!

[Reeder]

Its only 405 miles from mine to Glasgow :D How far away are you from there?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am about 100 miles south west of Glasgow...

[minimorecambe]

Why don't you ride to my house too Helen?

In fact, why doesn't everyone?!?!

I dont think my back will last that far Im afriad

[Reeder]

You're all rubbish! RUBBISH!

[Milky Bar Kid]

You're all rubbish! RUBBISH!


Why don't you ride to one of our houses then?!!

[Reeder]

My bike doesn't have an MOT or any front brakes on it atm... but more to the point, would you really want me there :D? haha

[Milky Bar Kid]

Probably not to be fair!

[Reeder]

http://blog.mindvalleylabs.com/files/2008/06/frustration,%20upset.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Awww you know you are welcome here any time :) (the dog can always do with a snack)

[Reeder]

I'm scared of dogs :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I have 6 dogs, you wouldn't like it here!

[Reeder]

6 dogs?! wtf!
I have two cats :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I live on an old farm!

[Reeder]

I live in a house.

[SoulKiss]

I live on an old farm!

Ee Aye Ee Ay Oh?

Is that the one on Lesby Avenue?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ee Aye Ee Ay Oh?

Is that the one on Lesby Avenue?

Lesby Avenue...is that a joke that I don't get???:confused:

[SoulKiss]

Lesby Avenue...is that a joke that I don't get???:confused:

no? you dont live at 999 Lesby Avenue?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeh you are clearly being a smart *rse with a joke I don't get.

Anyway...what am I gonna eat for lunch?!

[minimorecambe]

no? you dont live at 999 Lesby Avenue?

"Lets be 'aving you"

Its a police joke :)

[Reeder]

Yeh you are clearly being a smart *rse with a joke I don't get.

Anyway...what am I gonna eat for lunch?!

Grated carrot and swede

[Wideboy]

Reeder can I come to your house? Maybe ee can go swimming?


It's lunch time!

[Milky Bar Kid]

"Lets be 'aving you"

Its a police joke :)

I don't get it....never heard it...

[Venom]

Woo! new toy! I just camouflaged it!

[Reeder]

Reeder can I come to your house? Maybe ee can go swimming?


It's lunch time!

Yeah sure.
Wanna go in the sea or at a pool? The sea is closer.

[Wideboy]

The sea because then I can see your brown skin shining in the sun, I'll have my hair pulled and and.... wave bearers on baby

[Reeder]

I dont have brown skin I'm afraid. I'm more of a milky complexsion.

[Wideboy]

It was part of a song tut

Just realised how much I dislike you

[Reeder]

Still wanna come swimming though?

[Wideboy]

Yes please

[Reeder]

Yay!

[Wideboy]

This should be good, I've never been swimming before

[Reeder]

Ah... perhaps I could advise the swimming pool then?
The closest beach to me has quit a steep drop off about 2-3 ft into the water and there's old groynes and bits of metal from the war left in the water in some places...

[Wideboy]

Sounds good to me I love a bit of danger

[Reeder]

It's amazing how much porn comes up when you search for "skinny lifeguard".

[Wideboy]

Corr let's have a look *rubs knees*