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Teejayexc
12-05-11, 12:06 PM
i get confused. Who is Amy?
I'm Amy and I live in cloud cuckoo land............
You know what they say
If you seek Amy......
BernardBikerchick
12-05-11, 12:22 PM
wooo nearly friday thank god !!
mazuma just valued my old mobile. they offered me £1.00
think i might keep hold of it
BernardBikerchick
12-05-11, 12:33 PM
pmsl ! thats hillarious Keithd
mazuma just valued my old mobile. they offered me £1.00
think i might keep hold of it
What mobile is it?
That 'Amy' started messaging me a few times months ago, and I ended up not replying because something seemed a bit odd. Clearly Was right to do so!
BernardBikerchick
12-05-11, 12:38 PM
what should i have for me lunch ! hmmm mPret me thinks hmmmm !
Milky Bar Kid
12-05-11, 12:40 PM
I'm bored. Shouldn't have wasted my TOIL today.
Fruity-ya-ya
12-05-11, 12:41 PM
Just had a corned beef, tuna mayo and salad wrap.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
What mobile is it?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jQG8fiib-SY/SW7pwbzzHVI/AAAAAAAAAW4/I3-JYqzbgO0/s400/old_mobile_phones_008.jpg
Fruity-ya-ya
12-05-11, 12:43 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jQG8fiib-SY/SW7pwbzzHVI/AAAAAAAAAW4/I3-JYqzbgO0/s400/old_mobile_phones_008.jpg
You'd get more from a scrap merchant.
That's a pretty sweet looking phone. I'll give you £5
Fruity-ya-ya
12-05-11, 12:56 PM
That's a pretty sweet looking phone. I'll give you £5
My mates Dad had one.
I can remember it weighing a frigging tonne!
Will do my weedy skinny legs some good carrying it around then!
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 02:43 PM
How cool is this :p
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Retro-80s-BRICK-MOBILE-PHONE-Case-iPhone-3-4-3GS-/370505041947?pt=UK_AudioVisualElectronics_Portable Audio_MP3PlayerCasesSkins&hash=item5643d2481b
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:02 PM
illegal!!!
Yep I know!
He's already been pulled for ilegal practices this week by ACAS.
DWP are aware of this now
How cool is this :p
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-Retro-80s-BRICK-MOBILE-PHONE-Case-iPhone-3-4-3GS-/370505041947?pt=UK_AudioVisualElectronics_Portable Audio_MP3PlayerCasesSkins&hash=item5643d2481b
£15?! Not very!
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 03:14 PM
oh yeh didn't look at the price lol
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:18 PM
i want to murder MR Suzuki with a set of curvy clocks
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 03:19 PM
go on....
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:21 PM
the clocks are totally dead.
Guess the probably cause... lack of weather proofing
Milky Bar Kid
12-05-11, 03:24 PM
Bleaugh. That is all.
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 03:25 PM
ahh, I've heard they can be quite hard to come by
Are curvy clocks analogue or digitaly driven?
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:27 PM
analogue display with digital ODO
pulse drive
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 03:31 PM
They're going for silly money on sv spares. Slightly cheaper on ebay
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:33 PM
£60 clocked to the correct mileage
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320694617979&category=10534&_trksid=p5197.c0.m619#ht_500wt_1091
been recommended the guy by my local dealers.
better than £522 for a new set! GSXR units are £300 cost price
GSXR units are £300 cost price
Thats a random bit of info to stick on?
How much is the retail then?
DarrenSV650S
12-05-11, 03:36 PM
Didn't know you could clock them
Is yours naked or faired? I like the look of the twin stainless clocks on nakeds
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 03:54 PM
Faired mate. You can, this guy is meant to be spot on!
Reeder Retail is £400+
andrewsmith
12-05-11, 06:51 PM
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Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 02:24 AM
I am mega drunk and dits not even dunny, I havent been this drunk for a long time and i fela likttle but sick too. whhy cant i be sover? would ben mucj beytter
Fruity-ya-ya
13-05-11, 02:42 AM
Oh dear, someone is going to have a sore head in the morning!
Fruity-ya-ya
13-05-11, 07:35 AM
I am mega drunk and dits not even dunny, I havent been this drunk for a long time and i fela likttle but sick too. whhy cant i be sover? would ben mucj beytter
(Said in the soft tone your Mum would use as she walked into the bedroom carrying a tray of tea and toast the morning after the night you spent puking up until 5am after a very heavy session of under age drinking and you managed to string together a crude blag that evening that you'd eaten a bad bag of fish and chips but she really knew you had consumed your own weight in cheap booze on some field somewhere and she was just glad you came home and anyway she could see you had the look of "I'm never going to drink again" and she concluded she would have many more opportunities to make your life hell so she put the kettle on and decided today she would try the 'I'll see if he tells the truth' tactic as that will make him think twice before doing it again).
Morning all, morning MBK.
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 08:04 AM
Ouch my head!
I need to stop drinking Hieneken and Grolsch
Geodude
13-05-11, 08:42 AM
I am mega drunk and dits not even dunny, I havent been this drunk for a long time and i fela likttle but sick too. whhy cant i be sover? would ben mucj beytter
*Loud voice* MORNING HOWS THE HEEED ;)
Hi all :D
Morning guyyyyyyys.
New brake pads on the bike last night. The ride into work this morning was sloooooooow and careful!
It was nice that my brake lever didn't go almost all the way to the bar anymore though :)
Morning sexpots
Its Friday!!! woo hoo!!!!
On behalf of Allantheboss
CD2LRROpph0
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Morning sexpots
Its Friday!!! woo hoo!!!!How you doin' sweetheart :kiss::smt050
Just wondering V... do you ever make an effort with anyone that isn't female?
hi sorry im late. i've got a note
Morning sexpots
Did someone mention my name?
Wideboy
13-05-11, 10:11 AM
No I don't believe spacbolloxs was mentioned....?
Did someone mention my name?
sexpots not despots
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 10:32 AM
On behalf of Allantheboss
CD2LRROpph0
This video has 137million views [-X
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Geodude
13-05-11, 10:38 AM
Just wondering V... do you ever make an effort with anyone that isn't female?
I was thinking the same thing, hmm i wonder if i put up that avatar of me in me bunches would that work?
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 10:40 AM
and thigh high boots and corset :smt082:smt082:smt082
Geodude
13-05-11, 10:43 AM
and thigh high boots and corset :smt082:smt082:smt082
Hey that was a one off for you only :smt050
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 10:45 AM
Man, I was drunk last night! Immense typing effort there!
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 10:46 AM
Watch Reeder appear wanting a copy :lol:
Fruity-ya-ya
13-05-11, 10:47 AM
How do all.
Why am I watching Judge Judy?
WTF
I hope the PSN comes back before I completely loose my mind.
Geodude
13-05-11, 10:50 AM
Man, I was drunk last night! Immense typing effort there!
Hehe i thought it was gaelic ;)
Its nice to see all the guys responding to sexpots - it make me smile
V - i'm good thank you
T - statement or understated?? I've got a few ideas just not sure how big/small you want
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 10:51 AM
Normally my typing isn't too bad when I'm drunk but that was bad.
Its nice to see all the guys responding to sexpots - it make me smile
Did someone mention my name again?
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 10:58 AM
did someone mention my name again?
sexpot!!!
Q understated I think for a wedding
SoulKiss
13-05-11, 11:00 AM
Its nice to see all the guys responding to sexpots - it make me smile
V - i'm good thank you
T - statement or understated?? I've got a few ideas just not sure how big/small you want
Awww I thought that was just for me :(
hehe
Its nice to see all the guys responding to sexpots - it make me smile
V - i'm good thank you
T - statement or understated?? I've got a few ideas just not sure how big/small you wantIm more of a Sex wheelie bin than a pot
Did someone mention my name again?Yes on FB
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 11:29 AM
just had to shout it!
Alight Scoobs
Hmm understated - ok I'm sending you an email just some idea but not the main one i got
hmmmm all these sexpots!!!
V - whats a sex wheelie bin??
andrewsmith
13-05-11, 11:49 AM
a very big sexpot!!!
How do all.
Why am I watching Judge Judy?
WTF
I hope the PSN comes back before I completely loose my mind.
Wow, is it still down?!
Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:00 PM
tosspot
You rang?
Lunch time :D
Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:04 PM
Wow, is it still down?!
I think so, wasn't really paying much attention as I was playing on xbox live...... with no problems
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 12:07 PM
Can someone bring me a KFC? Zinger tower meal please....oh and a small popcorn chicken.
I think so, wasn't really paying much attention as I was playing on xbox live...... with no problems
Haha! What you been playing lately anyway?
Still never played against you...
Can someone bring me a KFC? Zinger tower meal please....oh and a small popcorn chicken.
No :) sorry.:smt050
Can someone bring me a KFC? Zinger tower meal please....oh and a small popcorn chicken.
boneless banquet box for one with diet pepsi and corn side for me while you're there!
:p
Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:18 PM
Can someone bring me a KFC? Zinger tower meal please....oh and a small popcorn chicken. nope
Haha! What you been playing lately anyway?
Still never played against you...
No :) sorry.:smt050
Nothing, switched on last weekend for first time in weeks, robh(numbers) snuck up on me last time I was on bf2 and we had a good roll about in the woods together
Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:19 PM
Linseed?
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 12:19 PM
Great friends you lot are....jeez!!!
And.... LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Linseed?
It is I Sir Gavington! ;)
LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:23 PM
Why are you here?
why you darkening our doors
and how is you
Im scared. There's too many people on here today.
Why are you here?
why you darkening our doors
and how is you
fine I shall go and leave you all to it! :(
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 12:25 PM
No Lily...me wubs you!!
Don't do a stuarty on us!
its ageniune interest as you uber busy normally
Wideboy
13-05-11, 12:27 PM
Well I'm off, tutar
Fruity-ya-ya
13-05-11, 12:28 PM
I think so, wasn't really paying much attention as I was playing on xbox live...... with no problems
Low blow bro.
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 12:29 PM
Bye Gavlar!
Well I haven't spent my full lunch hour in the restaurant today (there is only so much free food you can eat) and it's fun time friday so I can't be bothered today! Oops!
Free food!!! not fair
mines stink - thinking of heading to greggs to top up!
nice sticky cake and cuppa for tea time!!
at themo i have a choice of orange or orange!
Milky Bar Kid
13-05-11, 12:30 PM
Seen as none of you would go to KFC for me, I just had a cucumber and mayo sandwich....was tasty!
Fruity-ya-ya
13-05-11, 12:33 PM
Cheese, cucumber and mustard mayo butty for me.
thinking of having a Costco muffin with a brew while I watch some more tv.
oh thats don't cry by GnR just come on - i'll be in tears before you know it
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