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gosh has that only just arrived?
I can't wait to go now despite the team now telling me they don't want me to go and that they won't cope without me :rolleyes: they coped for a year when I was on maternity leave they can cope
roll on 4pm and I am out of here
Is it so cold you've got ice on your stairs ;)?
feels like it nah just got too excitied and missed the first step and hit every other one and ended up as a heap at the bottom.;)
gosh has that only just arrived?
I can't wait to go now despite the team now telling me they don't want me to go and that they won't cope without me :rolleyes: they coped for a year when I was on maternity leave they can cope
roll on 4pm and I am out of here
Yup just here first post in a week despite me picking some up from the office,
Well if you want to go then go for it girlie hoping its a quick one for you.
i'm off to get to ready - as somebody said I need ages to get sorted.
a shower to the ballroom blitz!!!
feels like it nah just got too excitied and missed the first step and hit every other one and ended up as a heap at the bottom.;)
Yup just here first post in a week despite me picking some up from the office,
Well if you want to go then go for it girlie hoping its a quick one for you.
i'm off to get to ready - as somebody said I need ages to get sorted.
a shower to the ballroom blitz!!!
I'm off on the 17th :D 3 working days left woo hoo
My healthy eating has fallen off track. I had scampi and chips last night at the pub and today I had kfc for lunch!
Wideboy
10-12-10, 02:50 PM
Nasty kfc
had KFC for tea last night!
had KFC for tea last night!
Mmmm sounds good
It was very yummy.... but i let drew do the ordering so WAY to much for two people!
Tonight is my spicey chicken with veg and rice....lets see if I can blow Drew's socks off again this time with it!
Drew Carey
10-12-10, 03:10 PM
Hey we only had a 12 peice boneless deluxe banquet box!!!! :-D
Hey we only had a 12 peice boneless deluxe banquet box!!!! :-D
yes with 2 popcorn chicken
6 portions of chips
2 sides
and a bottle of drink!
By the way.... you got me on watch?! :smt103
we are out tonight :D
OOOO enjoy, is it the 3 of you or the 2 of you?
Just the two of us mother in law is baby sitting for us for a couple of hours although i don't think i shall be in favour once i have a conversation with her but thats by the by
munkygunn182
10-12-10, 04:45 PM
morning all!
Morning. Well 2 weekswith one week to go. Still no luck in finding a new job. I hate agencies and I still don't want to tupe over. Still its the weekend:)
Hey we only had a 12 peice boneless deluxe banquet box!!!! :-D
Pah lightweight. That's just a snack for one man... or woman:)
its
only
freaking
FRIIIIIIIIIIIDAY :D
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 07:22 PM
You sure?
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 08:43 PM
Evening :smt039
Im glad that day at work is over.
I am physically and emotionally drained
Wideboy
10-12-10, 08:43 PM
Evening :smt039
Im glad that day at work is over.
I am physically and emotionally drained:smt056:smt008
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 08:45 PM
Hey lovers
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 08:47 PM
Hey Darren :)
Hows things?
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 08:50 PM
Not bad. Working with some ok guys at work now and getting to have more of a laugh with them day by day. What a huge difference it makes just working with people you can get on with
I'm watching the expendables, but I'm a little tipsy and haven't been paying too much attention so I'm not exactly sure what's happening in it
Wideboy
10-12-10, 08:52 PM
Not bad. Working with some ok guys at work now and getting to have more of a laugh with them day by day. What a huge difference it makes just working with people you can get on with
I'm watching the expendables, but I'm a little tipsy and haven't been paying too much attention so I'm not exactly sure what's happening in it
i know how you feel
it doesn't make much sence when your sober
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 09:04 PM
Yeh this film is panty hoes
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 09:19 PM
Hey bib. Stuck your forks on yet?
hahahahaaaaaa. No i'm still sitting here occasionally holding the bars and making broom broom noises.
tiz to feckin cold. i has other things to do like spend my time chatting to you good folks.
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 09:27 PM
Hi Bibikins :smt058
hey honeybunny. hows yer bum for lovebites?
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 09:28 PM
Better get off your arsh. Soon be summer time
hahahaaa that one really made me laugh. the shortest day has still to come. besides it'll only take a day to do everything.
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 09:30 PM
hey honeybunny. hows yer bum for lovebites?
Bum is lovebite free thanks for asking :)
your new bloke aint that kinky then....
how about a 'ride'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oflcXZod6yA
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 09:45 PM
your new bloke aint that kinky then....
He will do ;)
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 09:58 PM
Gav is quite kinky actually. Some of the stuff we got up to....
ohh those were the days
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:01 PM
Gav is quite kinky actually. Some of the stuff we got up to....
ohh those were the days
:smt103 GAVIN!!!
:p
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:03 PM
Come to think of it, the three of us should get together some time................ after we've met up obviously
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:04 PM
Come to think of it, the three of us should get together some time................ after we've met up obviously
Im not sharing!
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:06 PM
Im not sharing!
What you talking about? You're not invited. It's me, Gav and Bib :smt039
watch it Daz or we will be sentenced to death by the UN..
Wideboy
10-12-10, 10:13 PM
my ears were burning
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:14 PM
Oh crap yeh! Quick minxer, jump in bed with me
hahahaaa speak of Wideass and he is sure to appear.
howdoo lover..
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:16 PM
Oh crap yeh! Quick minxer, jump in bed with me
Erm...................................... :-?
Oh crap yeh! Quick minxer, jump in bed with me
hey Daz are you sure that you dont want to come out with the boys tomorrow night. its edinburgh you will more than likely get laid.. just what your needing.
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:19 PM
hey Daz are you sure that you dont want to come out with the boys tomorrow night. its edinburgh you will more than likely get laid.. just what your needing.
No I'm saving myself for the works night out next week
ooohhh yeh i forgot your all going sheep herding.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:23 PM
Evening all!
:santa:
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:24 PM
ooohhh yeh i forgot your all going sheep herding.
Na we're not going to Fife
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:24 PM
Run away Fruity or you will get dragged into their plans!!!
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:25 PM
Hi fruity
yey someone sensible at last. how do fruity.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:26 PM
Run away Fruity or you will get dragged into their plans!!!
LOL I read 'you will get dragged into their pants'.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:27 PM
Sensible.........
Howdy Bib/MM/Daz
mmmm kinky, i like you even more.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:29 PM
:smt023 Cheers Bib.
I take it it's was your pants I was being warned about
no mines are clean unlike dirty Daz the jiz pants man
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:31 PM
I don't wear pants
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:31 PM
I don't wear pants
Nappies? (not the Momma?)
hahahahaaa you prefer it oh natural do you
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:33 PM
Boxers. Anyway, I think we should move the topic away from my pants
What about minxers pants
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:33 PM
Back in 2 mins, got to get some coil from the coil oil.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:33 PM
Boxers. Anyway, I think we should move the topic away from my pants
What about minxers pants
+1
dont worry i'm steeling a pair when i visit for you..
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:36 PM
What about minxers pants
I am not talking about my pants with you lot! :rolleyes:
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:37 PM
buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(wishes he put some slippers on before going bare foot to get coal from the out house)
Wideboy
10-12-10, 10:37 PM
yeah but me on the other hand
hello peeps, i got distracted downstairs
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:38 PM
Evening WB, you mean you'd like us to discuss your pants?
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:39 PM
yeah but me on the other hand
You are allowed to talk about my pants :p Just keep it to yourself ;)
Wideboy
10-12-10, 10:40 PM
my pants are skimpy, very skimpy
ooohhh shizz i forgot to order asprin.. oohh well looks like a trip to the chemist tomorrow.
@ Gav. what have you been told about playing with the thing 'down stairs' you will end up blind young man.
if Gav gets to talk about your pants then i get to sniff them next year.
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:42 PM
You are allowed to talk about my pants :p Just keep it to yourself ;)
Gav already told me about them
Wideboy
10-12-10, 10:45 PM
ooohhh shizz i forgot to order asprin.. oohh well looks like a trip to the chemist tomorrow.
@ Gav. what have you been told about playing with the thing 'down stairs' you will end up blind young man.
who said that.....
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:46 PM
if Gav gets to talk about your pants then i get to sniff them next year.
No deal!
now that was a quick edit... hhhhmmmmm me thinks there is something afoot.
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:47 PM
Nothing gets past you bib does it
nope nothing. i is ninja cat...
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:48 PM
now that was a quick edit... hhhhmmmmm me thinks there is something afoot.
:-?
nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... my dreams are shattered..... but hhhmmmm on the other hand... sandwich time.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:50 PM
okay, serious question (sorry only the men can really add value to this one), one button on the boxers - is it just me or is it almost like have no buttons (junk keeps saying i to the world).
My mother insists on buying me pants & socks at X-mas & I've begged her not to get boxers with x1 button on.
I'm not saying I've got loads to contain but why make them with one button on - waste fo everyones time.
end of rant
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:51 PM
nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... my dreams are shattered..... but hhhmmmm on the other hand... sandwich time.
Why?
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 10:51 PM
No point in having any buttons. Nothing comes out of that little flap anyway
i dont do buttons i just unzip pull waist band of pants/boxers and fondle about then get it out. simples.
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 10:53 PM
No point in having any buttons. Nothing comes out of that little flap anyway
Sorry matey, I didn't realize you had a little flap.
Sorry matey, I didn't realize you had a little flap.
i think he has 2
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:54 PM
dont deny it MM
Deny what??????????????????
well someone goes on holiday then someone is happy. 2+1 = 6
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 10:58 PM
well someone goes on holiday then someone is happy. 2+1 = 6
well someone goes on holiday then someone is happy. 2+1 = 6
If you mean that me and Gav are together then yes you are right but very far behind :p
well it does take a loooonnngg time for the penny to drop in my case.. i'm upset now 2 of my favourite people on the org are together. but on the plus side my perverted dreams will be much more enjoyable... burger no man molesting Gav at the AR11. boooooooooooo
lol
Fruity-ya-ya
10-12-10, 11:03 PM
e4 music, Rick Astley sings 'when i fall in love'
Seems apt somehow
minimorecambe
10-12-10, 11:06 PM
burger no man molesting Gav at the AR11. boooooooooooo
lol
I will be the only one molesting Gav thanks!
<---- just for tonight then.
DarrenSV650S
10-12-10, 11:11 PM
back, sack n crack
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