The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Let me know :) Im in no rush for one so don't go out of your way to find it :)

Thanks Gav

[hindle8907]

helllllllllllllllllllozzzzeeeee !

[Wideboy]

Let me know :) Im in no rush for one so don't go out of your way to find it :)

Thanks Gav

no worries, i'll probably forget about it and need reminding anyway, got a rough idea where it is

helllllllllllllllllllozzzzeeeee !
sup h

[minimorecambe]

Hi Hindle :)

You decided what you are doing about the new bike?

[minimorecambe]

no worries, i'll probably forget about it and need reminding anyway, got a rough idea where it is

Im sure I shall remind you :D

[hindle8907]

Yo Gav-lar.

Hi Hindle :)

You decided what you are doing about the new bike?

i left it, gona keep looking i think to far to travel to find out theres more to the story.

BTW how much did you pay for yours if you dont mind me asking

[minimorecambe]

Did you get the deposit back?

I paid £2300 but that was in July so they will be probably be cheaper now :)

[hindle8907]

yeah I got the deposit back, how many miles ?

[minimorecambe]

Glad you got the deposit back :)

Bloody hell now your asking! I would have to check but can't be messed going to open the cabin and deactivate alarms etc at the moment.
It has about 12000 now and I have been riding it nearly everyday since the begining of September.

[hindle8907]

Thanks :)

[hindle8907]

what yall up 2

[minimorecambe]

Y'all being me??!!!

Internet shopping :)

[hindle8907]

yall being every one .....
Internet shopping is the devil.
you wake up with a black eye of the misses

[Wideboy]

i am still lurking about

[minimorecambe]

:smt069

[minimorecambe]

yall being every one .....
Internet shopping is the devil.
you wake up with a black eye of the misses

I'm very lucky that I don't have anyone to answer too :)

[hindle8907]

ill be back later on about 12 when im drunk, gav ...... .........................................













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ur gay m8.

[Wideboy]

im glad you all keep telling me because i seem to forget alot

[minimorecambe]

Anyone want a dog that is intent on destroying everything that I own??

[hindle8907]

Put it in a curry and I will take it

[minimorecambe]

I would like him to go as one, I havnt got time to be breaking him up :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

phew just made it to the shop in time before 10 for drinky. Got ID'd then she had to check because she thought my driving license was fake...

[minimorecambe]

Hi Darren :)

I was ID'd before - for the lottery :( Wouldn't mind (well I probably would) but I am in that shop most days as it is literally next door to my house!!!

[Wideboy]

that reminds me i haven't seen my cat for a while

[minimorecambe]

that reminds me i haven't seen my cat for a while

Doh!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi Darren :)

I was ID'd before - for the lottery :( Wouldn't mind (well I probably would) but I am in that shop most days as it is literally next door to my house!!!

Yeh I've had it for lottery tickets too. They must not even look or they would easily see I'm not 15....

[minimorecambe]

Best time was when I went in for a bottle of wine, tobacco and lottery.

They put the wine and tobacco through, told me the total, then I asked for a lottery ticket and they asked me for ID????!!! :-?

[DarrenSV650S]

Best time was when I went in for a bottle of wine, tobacco and lottery.

They put the wine and tobacco through, told me the total, then I asked for a lottery ticket and they asked me for ID????!!! :-?

lol that's a good one

[Wideboy]

smoking is bad for your health

[minimorecambe]

So is drinking, eating fatty foods, riding your bike, skydiving, white water rafting etc etc

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh but smoking makes you smell like a mink

Although it does make you look mega cool

[minimorecambe]

Yeh but smoking makes you smell like a mink

Although it does make you look mega cool

Smell like a mink??? My ferrets do a good job of that!

I don't need smoking to make me look cool ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

You let your ferrets smoke too?!

[minimorecambe]

You let your ferrets smoke too?!

They are old enough to do as they please. They know the Consequences ;)

[Holdup]

Out of 4 of us in a pub the other day i was the only one to get ID'd...

The barman said "the police check"

[Wideboy]

thats nice

[DarrenSV650S]

mmm smirnoff

mmm walkers sensations

mmm dairy milk

[Holdup]

Yup

And i once bought 24 cans of Carlesburg at the age of 17 with out getting id'd then went to get ciggys and got asked for id

[minimorecambe]

mmm smirnoff

mmm walkers sensations

mmm dairy milk

I might have a spiced rum :)

[DarrenSV650S]

o rly

[minimorecambe]

Yes really :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I want to move to tokyo and drift fast cars. And do rolling burnouts around girls cars waiting at traffic lights to get their phone number

[minimorecambe]

You watching Fast and Furious by any chance?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yes :D

[minimorecambe]

Tokyo girls are obviously easily pleased!!!

[Wideboy]

no, we all know hand braking ect makes women's clothes fall off

[DarrenSV650S]

I know. It's like the equivalent of a suped up corsa doing burnouts in the highstreet

[minimorecambe]

:rolleyes: Thats why my clothes always disappeared every year at Max Power :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

oooh ooh ooh I love disappearing clothes

[Holdup]

:rolleyes: Thats why my clothes always disappeared every year at Max Power :rolleyes:

Pics please

[Wideboy]

:rolleyes: Thats why my clothes always disappeared every year at Max Power :rolleyes:

you go to max power?! :shock:

[hindle8907]

Most wrong with a bit of mingaim....hahha as for the I'd I love the big super markets I got a beard like a fvuking Viking and they ask me for I'd sometimes.

[Wideboy]

Most wrong with a bit of mingaim....hahha as for the I'd I love the big super markets I got a beard like a fvuking Viking and they ask me for I'd sometimes.

ok, someones a doosh bad

[DarrenSV650S]

Most wrong with a bit of mingaim....hahha as for the I'd I love the big super markets I got a beard like a fvuking Viking and they ask me for I'd sometimes.

You wot???

[minimorecambe]

you go to max power?! :shock:

I used to yes.

[Wideboy]

and on that bombshell........... g'night all

[DarrenSV650S]

lightweight

[minimorecambe]

Night Gav x

[Holdup]

gay

[DarrenSV650S]

"You sir, are a cod fish"

...explain

[hindle8907]

Mr too

[Holdup]

:-s

drunkard

[minimorecambe]

Its a qoute from Peter Pan

Hook - "Who are you"

Peter Pan - "I am Captain James Hook"

Hook - "Well if you are Hook, then who am I?"

Peter Pan - "You sir, are a cod fish"

[DarrenSV650S]

rufio rufio rufiooooooooooo

[minimorecambe]

You can fight, you can fly, but can you......................................

[DarrenSV650S]

caw caw cawwwwwwww

[minimorecambe]

:D

[DarrenSV650S]

Cue Wality film

[minimorecambe]

I do like the old films from my "childhood"

[DarrenSV650S]

What's with the " "

[minimorecambe]

Because I cant say Im more than a child now!
Well Im not old as such :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

So you're a midget then

[minimorecambe]

I am 5'4.1" I will have you know :)

[DarrenSV650S]

0.1 of an inch? wtf lol you're blethering

[minimorecambe]

Yes that 0.1 of an inch counts when you are short :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm 5 inches taller than you

[minimorecambe]

5 inches or 4.9inches??????????????/

[DarrenSV650S]

You can't decimalise imperial measurements lol

I'm 5'9

[minimorecambe]

Oh yes I can and I will!!!!!

I am 5'4.1"

The machine at the gym told me so :p

[Bibio]

since Lissa aint on tonight i think i win the shorty award.... so enough of the small talk (see what i did there)

[gruntygiggles]

I LOVED minimoto. Only 4 seconds off Dan and Steve...not bad for my first time methinks :-) Was being cautious too as didn't really like having zero protection. Well, there were knee sliders. Nothing else though so felt a bit nekkid.

[DarrenSV650S]

bibio is 3'nothing

[minimorecambe]

I LOVED minimoto. Only 4 seconds off Dan and Steve...not bad for my first time methinks :-) Was being cautious too as didn't really like having zero protection. Well, there were knee sliders. Nothing else though so felt a bit nekkid.

::smt026:smt026:smt026

[DarrenSV650S]

grunty what are you doing out of the kitchen?!?


(see I can say that without being sexist because grunters is a super mega nutcase chef)

[minimorecambe]

bibio is 3'nothing

I still hold onto my 0.1" :D

[hindle8907]

well iv had enuf for tonite, iv beem in this house for 2 weekends running, im off out tormow for defianite.
8 cans and a bottle of winde had put me in the mood for a good pisidup

[Bibio]

minimoto racing 'dwarf gp'

[DarrenSV650S]

I still hold onto my 0.1" :D

Get a haircut and it's -0.1"

[minimorecambe]

Oh GG can I just say how much you are my favourite person at the moment :)
I will ry that recipe out next week when I have found a victim :p

[Bibio]

I still hold onto my 0.1" :D

ahhh but your taller in the morning.

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh GG can I just say how much you are my favourite person at the moment :)
I will ry that recipe out next week when I have found a victim :p

oh don't you start as well. Christ you'll put putting it in your sig soon

[minimorecambe]

well iv had enuf for tonite, iv beem in this house for 2 weekends running, im off out tormow for defianite.
8 cans and a bottle of winde had put me in the mood for a good pisidup

I can tell :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

oh don't you start as well. Christ you'll put putting it in your sig soon

Putting what in my sig?

[DarrenSV650S]

Putting what in my sig?

The story of your love affair with chefers

[minimorecambe]

ahhh but your taller in the morning.

It was about 7pm that I was measured so I must be taller than that in a morning

[gruntygiggles]

Coolio. Hope you like it.

Have you had souffle before? If you're not used to the texture it can be a bit odd first time.

Love the Dwarf GP thing Bibio. I had such an awesome time. I'm so gonna crash next week.

[minimorecambe]

The story of your love affair with chefers

More of my love affair with cheese :)

[Bibio]

well i know i'm taller by a few inches every morning.. arf arf.

[minimorecambe]

Coolio. Hope you like it.

Have you had souffle before? If you're not used to the texture it can be a bit odd first time.

no never had it before so will be an experience :D

[DarrenSV650S]

well i know i'm taller by a few inches every morning.. arf arf.

yeh 2 inches