The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

I don't even like what I am drinking but as it is fizzy wine it will have a very quick effect!

It gets better the more you drink ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

It gets better the more you drink ;)

A girl after my own heart!

You got FB btw?

[DarrenSV650S]

:bball:

[andrewsmith]

i'm off toooo bed all

nite nite

[minimorecambe]

A girl after my own heart!

You got FB btw?

I certaintly have :)

Dont know how to get you there though!!!

[minimorecambe]

Night Andrew xxx

[DarrenSV650S]

Night Andy

[Milky Bar Kid]

night x

[Milky Bar Kid]

I certaintly have :)

Dont know how to get you there though!!!

Either tell me your name or put mine Nicola Crosbie into the search box at the top of your FB home page. I am the one sitting on the red, blue and white CBR

[Holdup]

this film is pish tbh

[minimorecambe]

Either tell me your name or put mine Nicola Crosbie into the search box at the top of your FB home page. I am the one sitting on the red, blue and white CBR

Done :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm ste harving

[minimorecambe]

I'm ste harving

You not learnt to cook yet?! :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

You not learnt to cook yet?! :rolleyes:

You not taught me yet? :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

You not taught me yet? :rolleyes:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nQzNxzhCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nQzNxzhCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

pmsl the crap the bring out on the ds is so funny. They now have "face training" ...... :confused:

[minimorecambe]

OK lesson 1 -

Slice of bread - in the toaster - press lever down.
Either set the timer or use the stop button when toast is to your liking.

Spread on topping of choice

[DarrenSV650S]

Na, white bread doesn't live in this house. Only crappy brown seed bread


There was some banana bread earlier but I ate it all

[Holdup]

OK lesson 1 -

Slice of bread - in the toaster - press lever down.
Either set the timer or use the stop button when toast is to your liking.

Spread on topping of choice

i can better that

get can of beans or ravioli, put in pan, cook on cooker, apply on top of toast

[minimorecambe]

Na, white bread doesn't live in this house. Only crappy brown seed bread

Oh no I dont like "bitty" bread

[DarrenSV650S]

raviwhati

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh no I dont like "bitty" bread

Me neither, it's just stupid. If I wanted seeds, I'd eat seeds. I want bread! Proper white bread, for to put bacon in to

[Holdup]

raviwhati

Really???

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Ravioli_In_Tomato_Sauce.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Put shoes on, walk to shop, buy white bread (warbutons medium)

[DarrenSV650S]

Really???

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Heinz_Ravioli_In_Tomato_Sauce.jpg
blegh, what is it with you and pasta


Put shoes on, walk to shop, buy white bread (warbutons medium)
Na I'll just get the last of the chocolate hobnobs out of the biscuit tin

[Holdup]

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastaaa

[minimorecambe]

May have to go rescue the Phish Food icecream from the freezer :p

[DarrenSV650S]

huuuuuuuuuu ben and jerrys!!! haven't had that for ages

I usually wait till it's on offer for £2. It's so bloody expensive normally

cookie dough is the best

[minimorecambe]

I do like cookie dough but it makes me feel ill after a while.
I tend to eat just the dough and choc chip bits :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh me too. I love the dough bits. It's great when you discover a big dough deposit and you have to excavate around it to get it in one piece

[minimorecambe]

Wish I wasnt lactose intolerant :(
All my favourite foods are dairy!!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I wish I wasn't such a loser at times!!!

But yeh, being lactose intolerant must suck

[minimorecambe]

I still eat them though!!
Just makes me a bit ill depending on the amount I eat!

[gruntygiggles]

Wish I wasnt lactose intolerant :(
All my favourite foods are dairy!!!!!

Yes you can. I will be shortly trying out some recipes using the cream substitute so will let you and Lily know how they go.

There's nothing that can't be worked around! x

[minimorecambe]

Yes you can. I will be shortly trying out some recipes using the cream substitute so will let you and Lily know how they go.

There's nothing that can't be worked around! x

Aww great :D

[DarrenSV650S]

gg how do you always know?

Does your wooden spoon start glowing whenever someone mentions food or something?

[Milky Bar Kid]

May have to go rescue the Phish Food icecream from the freezer :p


I love ben an jerrys....Stretchie ate mine...:(

[Milky Bar Kid]

gg how do you always know?

Does your wooden spoon start glowing whenever someone mentions food or something?


It does.. I have seen it!

[minimorecambe]

I love ben an jerrys....Stretchie ate mine...:(

He owes you big time then!!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

He owes you big time then!!!!!

Nah, he fixed my scottoiler and got rid of my chicken strips (except I then went an punctured the tyre so he will have to do it again...)

[minimorecambe]

Does your wooden spoon start glowing whenever someone mentions food or something?

Lmao

I appreciate the wooden spoon :)

[gruntygiggles]

Ooops, sorry MM, here it is

http://www2.oatly.com/

posted it a while back for Lily, don't think she's tried it yet.

Tomorrow afternoon I'm going to make a couple of blackberry pannacottas for me and Dan, with proper cream. That'll use up the cream I have here, then I will make the same with the Oatly cream sub and see what it's like. :-)

Darren...It's not the first time today weird too as I've been away from the laptop more than I have been using it...lol.

And yes, Nic has seen my glowing wooden spoon. :-)

[minimorecambe]

Nah, he fixed my scottoiler and got rid of my chicken strips (except I then went an punctured the tyre so he will have to do it again...)

No sympathy for the lost Ben and Jerrys then!! :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Darren, in short, Gruntygiggles is AWESOME and I love her the mostest!

[minimorecambe]

Thanks :)
Have bookmarked it and will look properly on Monday when I have a full day off x

[gruntygiggles]

Darren, in short, Gruntygiggles is AWESOME and I love her the mostest!

I loves ya back hun. And I have to confess to everyone else, I helped Dan finish the Phish Food. No need to confess to the dark blonde one as she already knew ;-)

[DarrenSV650S]

Darren, in short, Gruntygiggles is AWESOME and I love her the mostest!

Really? I never knew you felt that way. I always sensed a bit of animosity between you two

[Milky Bar Kid]

I loves ya back hun. And I have to confess to everyone else, I helped Dan finish the Phish Food. No need to confess to the dark blonde one as she already knew ;-)


No, you didn't tell me that! You said it was Daniels responsbility!!! Two bloody tubs! I only had one wee bowlful outta one tub!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Really? I never knew you felt that way. I always sensed a bit of animosity between you two

It's a love hate relationship! LOL!

[minimorecambe]

Right girls and Darren, I think I will make a move to the pit.
Might get 7 hours sleep if I am lucky!

If not I shall be posting on here at silly o'clock in the morning.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Awww! night night then Chick! xx

[gruntygiggles]

I did too tell you, so ner!

OMG, I'm 32 in a little over a month, why the hell do I find it satisfying to talk like a 12 year old???

Anyway, yes, I told you. Because I also told you I'd never had it before....until you got it. I had like, 2 spoons, too rich for me. :-(

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh yeh fine. Bugger off then mini. Leave me with these two lovebirds

[gruntygiggles]

Night MM x

[gruntygiggles]

Most men are happy to be left with two feisty women!

[DarrenSV650S]

Most men are happy to be left with two feisty women!

ok FIGHT!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I did too tell you, so ner!

OMG, I'm 32 in a little over a month, why the hell do I find it satisfying to talk like a 12 year old???

Anyway, yes, I told you. Because I also told you I'd never had it before....until you got it. I had like, 2 spoons, too rich for me. :-(


You did not tell me that! You lie! I asked what happened to it and you said..."you better ask Stretch" and I said " I take it he ate it" and you said "yes" and I said "haha, ok then, I shall get some more" and that was that!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Most men are happy to be left with two feisty women!

Am I feisty???? I wouldnt have described myself as feisty....more....argumentative....

[gruntygiggles]

Oh, maybe I said that then :rolleyes:

Haha.

[minimorecambe]

Have fun Darren :)

Night guys xxx

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh, maybe I said that then :rolleyes:

Haha.

I am a professional witness remember....I remember things like this and relay them EXACTLY as they happened...ALWAYS! lol1

[DarrenSV650S]

I am a professional witness remember....I remember things like this and relay them EXACTLY as they happened...ALWAYS! lol1

she had a gun didn't she. And she was resisting arrest

[Reeder]

Don't go see 'the other guys' it's not as funny as I expected it to be and was a slight let down.

That is all.

Goodnight.

[Milky Bar Kid]

she had a gun didn't she. And she was resisting arrest

You knows it!!!;)

[gruntygiggles]

Hello and goodnight Reeder :-)

Nic-lol...shame you get called to court to do nothing but bleedin paperwork then eh!

[DarrenSV650S]

mini smells

(watch this)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hello and goodnight Reeder :-)

Nic-lol...shame you get called to court to do nothing but bleedin paperwork then eh!

LOL, yep, what a waste of time!

Chez, go an do a pee for me please?

[gruntygiggles]

Well, I'm about to go for me, so well see what I can manage :-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I had to go for myself, you are rubbish! x

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh well nevermind.

Night you two weirdos

[Milky Bar Kid]

Night Darren!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Been up since 7am and I still can't sleep. Endless.

[lily]

morning all!

[Viney]

grump grump grump *walks round muttering, looks at lily. Smiles* Morning gorgeous :kiss: Goes back grumping


Late night early morning, leave me until i have had a bacon roll :)

[lily]

grump grump grump *walks round muttering, looks at lily. Smiles* Morning gorgeous :kiss: Goes back grumping


Late night early morning, leave me until i have had a bacon roll :)

:kiss::kiss::kiss: don't be grumpy Viney........today is friday :smt026

[Bluepete]

Well, I'm off to Dunham Massey (http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/main/w-dunhammassey) in a minute.

Spending a few hours in the old kitchen learning how to butcher and cook venison.

Bambi recipes to follow...

Pete ;)

[robh539]

morning all. roll on 1pm a week to forget.

Well, I'm off to Dunham Massey (http://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/main/w-dunhammassey) in a minute.

Spending a few hours in the old kitchen learning how to butcher and cook venison.

Bambi recipes to follow...

Pete ;)


Nice one, got to love a bit a Bambi once in a while.

[minimorecambe]

Morning guys :)

[Reeder]

SUP Y'ALL :) he he he

[minimorecambe]

mini smells

(watch this)

:rolleyes:

[Viney]

Less grumpy now :)

Morning to the late arrivals.

[minimorecambe]

Good Morning Viney :kiss:

Im taking over your Grumpyness as I have just had a £1000 cheque bounce :( Time to send the heavies in!!!!!!!

[Reeder]

Late. LATE?! This is damn early for moi!

Has everyone else got that friday feeling :D?

[Viney]

Late. LATE?! This is damn early for moi!

Has everyone else got that friday feeling :D?Pah, you youngsters.

Good Morning Viney :kiss:

Im taking over your Grumpyness as I have just had a £1000 cheque bounce :( Time to send the heavies in!!!!!!!Morning gorgeous. For 10% i'll recover your money :)

[minimorecambe]

Late. LATE?! This is damn early for moi!

Has everyone else got that friday feeling :D?

Its late for me! Im usually up by 7:30 :rolleyes:
No Friday feeling here. Im at work all weekend :(



Morning gorgeous. For 10% i'll recover your money :)

Thanks for the offer :kiss: but Pops is a body builder so he is more than adaquate :smt026

[Reeder]

Young? I'm 22. I feel like my body is failing me already.

[Viney]

Its late for me! Im usually up by 7:30 :rolleyes:
No Friday feeling here. Im at work all weekend :(



Thanks for the offer :kiss: but Pops is a body builder so he is more than adaquate :smt026im in work by 8, up at 7 :) No owrries, if he needs back up, i'll ride up on my hog, shotguns on the petrol tank, all teminator like :lol:

Young? I'm 22. I feel like my body is failing me already.Yes YOUNG! 22! Im old enought to be your dad young un :lol: now quit ya whinging and do some work :lol:

[Reeder]

Wanna adopt me?

[robh539]

Wanna adopt me?

I dont think Mr V is certified yet lol ;)

[minimorecambe]

I wish banks would get a decent taste in music!!!
Hate being on hold!

[gruntygiggles]

Morning organs. Been a busy day already.

Quick stop for a little browse, then I'm off again :-)

Wub you all xxx

[Viney]

Wanna adopt me?Erm, no!

I dont think Mr V is certified yet lol ;)Been ceertified for years, just not in child care

Morning organs. Been a busy day already.

Quick stop for a little browse, then I'm off again :-)

Wub you all xxx:kiss: Morning. Was watching your competion on TV last night. Id reckon youd be far better on TV than Nigela.:smt026

[robh539]

Hello GG :)

Erm, no!
Been ceertified for years, just not in child care


hahah. Your in the club to then ace.

[Reeder]

:( no body wants me.

[minimorecambe]

:( no body wants me.

0800 1111 - Childline :kiss:

[robh539]

:( no body wants me.

0800 1111 - Childline :kiss:

08457 90 90 90 Samaritans. I sure they will help ;)

[Reeder]

CHILDLINE?! lmao.
Do you lot just think of me as a child?

There is a local samartins near me. It's not far from suicide bridge where everyone jumps off. There's a little plaque on it with the number on ;)

[minimorecambe]

CHILDLINE?! lmao.
Do you lot just think of me as a child?


I was just being helpful :D
Your only a year younger than me remember

[Reeder]

Oh really ;)? So there's a chance?

[minimorecambe]

Oh really ;)? So there's a chance?

That you will make 23? Yes I think so :D