The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

about handbags reeder?

[minimorecambe]

Should see our private messages ;)

:smt083

[Reeder]

If you say so ;)

[minimorecambe]

Nothing to do with handbags Pudding!
Its all about the pancakes!! :)

[minimorecambe]

Ooooh not that any of you will actually care - but I can fit in my size 10 jeans again :D:D:D:D
Just would like this opportunity to be happy for myself

[Reeder]

;)

Anyway, I'm going to go to bed and dream of HELEN covered in pancakes and syrup xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[minimorecambe]

Happy nightmares Pud ;)

[Sally]

Ooooh not that any of you will actually care - but I can fit in my size 10 jeans again :D:D:D:D
Just would like this opportunity to be happy for myself

I can get you out of you're size 10 jeans ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

cya ghey

[andrewsmith]

laters pudding

[minimorecambe]

I can get you out of you're size 10 jeans ;)

You probably couldnt actually!!!

[Sally]

Could have fun trying...

[Reeder]

I bet I could ;)

[Bibio]

so whats a size 10 in man size 38-40?

[Holdup]

Perverts

[minimorecambe]

Perverts

Thankyou :)

[Bibio]

yup and proud...

[Holdup]

If your that desperate go down the red light district (no offence MM)

[Bibio]

hey sally you comin down for the night oooot?

[minimorecambe]

:rolleyes:

I suppose I am outnumbered!

[minimorecambe]

If your that desperate go down the red light district (no offence MM)

Offence fully taken!!!

[Holdup]

I dont mean it badly, i mean like if they go get laid by some hooker then they might stop pestering you

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't know what to say lol

This thread has hit a low :lol:

[Reeder]

See her complaing holdup? No. So stfu.

That is all..

Goodnight :)

[Sally]

hey sally you comin down for the night oooot?

Will probably decide on the week before!

Pervet? :O

I resemble that comment...

[minimorecambe]

A very low low Darren!
I think I may call this one a night.

[Holdup]

See her complaing holdup? No. So stfu.

That is all..

Goodnight :)

Yea thats cus Mini knows that what ever you say will never materialize, cus you only likea the men

[Bibio]

would be nice to catch up... but hey ho. mind you you drink like a fish and i'm old so mmmmm maybe not lol

[Sally]

I feel it has hit a all time high...

[Bibio]

awwwwe MM you know we are only teasing. we all love ya.

[Sally]

would be nice to catch up... but hey ho. mind you you drink like a fish and i'm old so mmmmm maybe not lol

I will do my best :)

[Sally]

awwwwe MM you know we are only teasing. we all love ya.

What he said! :smt040

[Holdup]

awwwwe MM you know we are only teasing. we all love ya.

Isnt that illegal?

[minimorecambe]

awwwwe MM you know we are only teasing. we all love ya.

Im wanting to watch my BSB that is why I am going :D

It takes hell of a lot to offend me!

[Bibio]

blooody kids. just made a cuppa and one of the little angels has put a swiss roll right in my line of sight... ggggrrrrrr

[Sally]

It takes hell of a lot to offend me!

Come out with the ecosse lot, I give us around 3 minutes...

[minimorecambe]

I would probably offend you before you had chance to open your mouth :p

No I am lovely really but can take a lot of crap :)

[Bibio]

Im wanting to watch my BSB that is why I am going :D

It takes hell of a lot to offend me!

good coz i'm rather good at it :rolleyes: (not offending you that is)

[Sally]

I rephrase that, give me 10+ pints, will easy manage :)

[minimorecambe]

Lol I look after people with challenging and aggressive behaviour so I get abuse all the time - mentally and physically.
Im made of stone now!!!

[Bibio]

I rephrase that, give me 10+ pints, will easy manage :)

hahahaaaa but granny's look go0d to you after that :smt040

[Bibio]

Lol I look after people with challenging and aggressive behaviour so I get abuse all the time.
Im made of stone now!!!

just the right woman for me. minus the aggression bit.

[Bibio]

anyways... time to go shopping... later peeps

[minimorecambe]

Night Bib :D

Im off to watch BSB now anyway.

NIght all, sweetdreams and all that jazz xxx

[andrewsmith]

nite Helen xx

[DarrenSV650S]

Night all. I'm off too

[andrewsmith]

same here Night all!!!

[Sally]

Same night night xxx

[minimorecambe]

BSB is being saved for tomorrow.
I am waiting patiently, bored, for the miners to be evacuated.
It all looks a bit strange to me thiough. Do they know what they are doing???

[Viney]

Morning Cupcakes

[gruntygiggles]

Morning vineygorgeouseness :-)

Housework is done....got to start working in a bit but having a chillax for now.

[Viney]

Aw shucks 8-[:smt053

[Quedos]

Bugger one of these days I'll get in before V!

Anyone I know my place and kettles going on Coffe or Tea GG??
V - you can stick to your water and get it yourself

[Viney]

Bugger one of these days I'll get in before V!

Anyone I know my place and kettles going on Coffe or Tea GG??
V - you can stick to your water and get it yourselfDoubt that my love. As im in at 8 99% of days.

I was going to get the tea and coffes, but if thats you attitude, im going to sit here drink my water and eat my crunch nut cornflakes! :mrgreen:

So anyway, down to business :kiss:

and i forgot a :kiss: for Nigela as well

[Quedos]

Do not under estimate the capabilities of Q young man. I was at work for 5.45 the other morning doing traffic counts! ( i just can't get to a pc at that time)
as for my attitude Miss W is rebelling she fed up being told what to do by dwarves she's doing it for herself now on hehehehe

[gruntygiggles]

Aw, thanks V.

Q - just made myself a tea, but thank you, I'll have some biscuits :-)

[gruntygiggles]

Oh and yeah, I should log on when I first get up....I'd be lonely though as no-one else is around at that time :-(

[Quedos]

I've got Bourbons hob nobs or some holiday rock to suck on!

[Viney]

I've got Bourbons hob nobs or some holiday rock to suck on!
:smt103:smt112

[gruntygiggles]

I'll suck on your holiday rock hun xxx ;-)

[Viney]

*faints*

[gruntygiggles]

Viney....SLAP!

You back with us again?

[Quedos]

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[Quedos]

Viney....SLAP!

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

in true simpsons style HA HA!

[Tara]

morning

had a nightmare yesterday had to collect ryan from nursery early and wizz him ti the docs he is now on antibiotics bless him :(

today is my day off got my father in law coming over so i can get some jobs round the house done before my parents descend on friday

[gruntygiggles]

Dads are great, be they your own or your OH's. I hope Ryan gets better soon hun. My niece has been practically living on the bathroom floor with a sick bucket since Saturday.

Has he got an infection of some sort?

[Quedos]

Not good T hope he gets better soon poor wee soul!

and agree wuth GG - Dad's are great

[Viney]

*Comes round in a daze*

What happened?

Morning T. Give Mini Hooper a hug and i hope gets better soon babe. Its mixing with those other germ ridden kids of Bracknell...or his dad, one of the two ;) :kiss:

[Tara]

cheers guys he has a viral infection i think he had last weeke when wayne took him to the docs and he said it was just teething - so i told him this time it was an acceptable diagnosis

poor little might your right dads a re great can't wait to see mine on friday

[gruntygiggles]

We should start a dad appreciation society. They are awesome. My dad and I have always been massively close and he's the most amazing man I think I'll ever know.

Glad Ryan is at least getting what he needs now to get him better.

[Viney]

I hate my dad, hes a tosser and so was my step dad. I shall not be following this traddition if i am ever lucky enough to find a woman that wants to mate and have babies! :(

However, i like Taras dad. He can be my dad as well :)

[Quedos]

There's always an exception V as long as you know what you don't want to turn out like. though if T's dad = ur dad then that= Uncle Viney as T=my mum - following!

Me and my dad only really got close after my mum died Though I always looked up to him as a wee girl my attitude at Uni and going off the rails upset him.- becuase he knew that I was capable of more and wanted the best for me. He didn't want me back home when I left London my mum had to talk him round.
Now its great - got him back into bikingand a bike for his 70th and go round pratcially every week to cook him dinner. My dad's cool if a bit zany. Its the only one I got IP lost his a few years back so got to look after him

T- give Ryan a wee hug from me (doesn'r happen often) and a have a huge one for yourself.

[Tara]

There's always an exception V as long as you know what you don't want to turn out like.
Me and my dad only really got close after my mum died. Though I always looked up to him as a wee girl my attitude at Uni and going off the rails upset him.- becuase he knew that I was capable of more and wanted the best for me. He didn't want me back home when I left London my mum had to talk him round.
Now its great - got him back into bikingand a bike for his 70th and go round pratcially every week to cook him dinner. My dad's cool if a bit zany. Its the only one I got IP lost his a few years back so got to look after him

T- give Ryan a wee hug from me (doesn'r happen often) and a have a huge one for yourself.
thanks Q bless him he is a clingy baby today

[Quedos]

I quite like my nephew when he was clingy - he seemed to cling to me if I was about - strange lad He'll be 12 next year and my neice will be 10 in a few weeks WTF where did the time go?

[minimorecambe]

Good morning all :)

[Quedos]

Mornin MM

[Tara]

my dad is the voice of reason when i argue with my mum or when my sister starts being a moo he's great i miss him loads i haven't seen them for 2 months and i know the motorway goes north as well as south but its hard now i am back at work still I shall make the most of their visit this weekend

[Tara]

I quite like my nephew when he was clingy - he seemed to cling to me if I was about - strange lad He'll be 12 next year and my neice will be 10 in a few weeks WTF where did the time go?
tell me about time is flying by i love my baby boy cuddles but he so whingey today :(

[Viney]

my dad is the voice of reason when i argue with my mum or when my sister starts being a moo he's great i miss him loads i haven't seen them for 2 months and i know the motorway goes north as well as south but its hard now i am back at work still I shall make the most of their visit this weekendGive them a cuddle from me please

[Reeder]

I love bacon.

[Bibio]

i love making bacon, wanna get together?

[anna]

afternoon

[Reeder]

When and where?

Yo A

[anna]

hey reeder...

hey V-man your cloak of invisibility isnt working ;)

[Viney]

Im here, i wasnt hiding honey, not from you anyway :kiss:

[Reeder]

Then who were you hiding from?

[anna]

so we got charged €70 this morning for a blown resister in a NEW oven I was not happy!

[Viney]

Then who were you hiding from?No one. I never hide...ok i do, but not virtualy

so we got charged €70 this morning for a blown resister in a NEW oven I was not happy!Not good. But then again, how much is a new oven?

[anna]

... well considering the oven hasnt been used here in over a year, i am highly suspicious of a blown fuse in it.

[minimorecambe]

I'm pooped. Fully cleaned the ferret shed, now I'm sat here watching them trash it again..........

[Reeder]

Sell them.

[minimorecambe]

Sell my ferrets??
Not a chance!

[Reeder]

But then they won't nibble your feet as wel play scrabble!
I'm stuck!

[minimorecambe]

Lol pass then :D and let me win ;)

[Reeder]

Neverrrrrrr!!

[minimorecambe]

Neverrrrrrr!!

;)

I best start thinking about what to make for tea :confused:

[Reeder]

Whang lmao

[robh539]

you too still not got a room yet :rolleyes: lol

I am a little angry with people and non existent planning (work and customer:smt097:smt067:smt051)

It was arranged at 2pm for me too be in portsmouth training people in the morning. Yet I have a knackered hand and seeing the docs at 5pm the same evening. At least I have a chauffeur so it wont be any points for me.

I have finished now

[minimorecambe]

Hi Rob :smt056

What you done to your hand?

[Reeder]

Just resign Helen :)